Katie Price #76 Skanky’s got new book but is Slapgate off the hook?

[Rita Chevrolet]

Behynd da seens Dis is me knew costoom iyme wareying fur me knew buk lornch innit Pete you wanka

Poor little Henry! I would not feel the same about dat fing though; She can explode for all I care

 

[Caw1982]

Flat arse and ridiculous boobs

Shes got a flarse and the only thing she's mogiling in that leotard is ofal!

 

[kirajodie]

So Cole isn't part of her world (nor is iron lung). She could have cropped out those five annoying people and just left herself if she wanted to be truly accurate.

Is that not exactly what she wrote and posted a pic of her and kids, no Cole , 2 days before she got slapped

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Did it herself whilst off her face

Oh ffs...that says it all.. And i'm no psychologist, but the fact it's Junior, then Princess, THEN Harvey shows me hes down the pecking order of fave kids.

 

[Squirrelina]

That looks uncomfortable, like she's about to strangle that puppy and looks like the 'engagement ring' is on the wrong hand

She never has a photo taken with Buddy unless she’s looking like she’s hungry. Every damn photo has to be posed

 

[MANDATORY]

I remember it. Sam fox was one of the 3 bar managers.

The Club was a British reality television show, broadcast weekly on ITV. It ran for six weeks, beginning on Thursday 6 March 2003.[1] Presented by Donna Air and Matt Brown, three celebrities were given control of their own individual bar in a London club, named Nylon.[2] Each celebrity was given their own changeable team of staff and viewers were given the chance to vote the celebrities' staff off the show. At the end of the series, viewers were asked to vote for their favourite celebrity bar manager. Actor Dean Gaffney was the eventual winner, beating presenter/singer Richard Blackwood and former Page 3 model, Samantha Fox. 49 percent of the audience voted him the best manager and he won the £15,000 prize.[3] An ITV2 spin-off show also aired for the duration, and a highlights show aired on Saturday nights on ITV. Dooley's Vodka Toffee sponsored the show.[4]

Well done 100 points and a pass to the next tattle life chapter page..

I bet she's as cruelty free as bloody avon.

And twice as toxic.. dont even ring the bell .. avons calling.. just throw a quid in her porch and out she trots...!

I bet she's as cruelty free as bloody avon.

And twice as toxic.. dont even ring the bell .. avons calling.. just throw a quid in her porch and out she trots...!

 

[Tamar]

I've gone into full on Columbo mode. haha Seems the elusive Bunnycuddles is a woman and she shares her Mum's name. If i'm right...

Same here, not sure if this is the elusive bunny

 

[DC16]

I wonder if BC lives near me then as I used to see the Gallaghers

Maybe he does

 

[Winepig]

Never seen her looking so rough either it’s some daft plan to get her a suspended sentence or if she’s really gone that downhill then the next book that comes out will be the last days of Katie Price by Carl Woods

Oooh , I’d buy that

 

[SewerGrapes]

He's right, you may need a hearing aid, or at least a hearing test. Cant answer the fear of the lovely miss jenkins though.

I used to think I had good hearing, but about 15 years ago, the noise of sirens, kids screaming, and background chatter, made it hard for me to hear the person who was talking face to face. I went for a free hearing test at amplifon and they suggested a hearing problem. After being referred to the audiology unit, it was discoved I have blocked eustachian tubes. I am profoundly deaf in one ear and severely in the other. I now wear hearing aids, when I can be bothered to put them in, as I can lip read and sign.

The fear of being stuck in a lift with Ms Jenkins is because she might start singing and it would hurt my ears to the point of pain. Yet, whenever I go to our guitar practise, no matter how many folk are present, I can always detect a wrong chord or someones' instrument being even slightly out of tune, and who it is! Hmmm.....

 

[Prince fan 1999]

Harry Potter

Harry Twatter

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

You need to read her wiki in the blue banner at the top of the page. Whatever she may have been or could have been, she's shit show now.

It’s pink Karma.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

How on earth did you manage not to say anything?Ugh what did they all look like? I can't help thinking of those smelly looking grey sheets. Do they live in Surrey as well?

I didn’t see her this time but I’ve seen them in our pub before. Think he was in trackies (last time he was in he had trackies and UGGs ) The new baby looked cute though! I couldn’t have bared to say anything. Just seeing his slimy face gives me the ick!
Ooops edit to add that we’re in West Sussex. About 20 min drive from the Mucky Mansion.

 

[karma4klattie]

He likes dried up old husks

He likes making money off her and getting his underbite in front of cameras.

 

[karma4klattie]

Why does she need two? Is she going to have Okra’s vocal cords cut too? She should not have ownership of any more dogs!

She needs two protection dogs because either Carl hits her or he fails to protect her, either way he's a sissy.

 

[Joanna Surrey]

Got it! That's her role model.......Barbara Cartland! A ridiculous fat old bird in a big wig, pink clothes, and tons of slap who wrote (dictated) book after book of crap.

Ha ha ha I remember her, they don't make me like that anymore. Who remembers lord and lady Dockers? Before my time but my mum was always reading about them?

Looool like a Colgate advert it's good to add the Cole teefs again and also see Little Sid xx

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Ha ha haha bet they're bloody fuming looking at all this.

 

[Squirrelina]

Bloody stupid. She's got no idea. You've got to start getting them used to pops, whizzes & bangs as puppies, over months, not one frickin day on firework night. Clueless. Mind you, she'll just zap Blades shock collar with her remote control if he starts barking at the noise no doubt, the vile cunt.

He can’t bark. She has had his vocal cords cut

 

[Wilkco]

I remember it. Sam fox was one of the 3 bar managers. It was usually on late at night like 11pm

The Club was a British reality television show, broadcast weekly on ITV. It ran for six weeks, beginning on Thursday 6 March 2003.[1] Presented by Donna Air and Matt Brown, three celebrities were given control of their own individual bar in a London club, named Nylon.[2] Each celebrity was given their own changeable team of staff and viewers were given the chance to vote the celebrities' staff off the show. At the end of the series, viewers were asked to vote for their favourite celebrity bar manager. Actor Dean Gaffney was the eventual winner, beating presenter/singer Richard Blackwood and former Page 3 model, Samantha Fox. 49 percent of the audience voted him the best manager and he won the £15,000 prize.[3] An ITV2 spin-off show also aired for the duration, and a highlights show aired on Saturday nights on ITV. Dooley's Vodka Toffee sponsored the show.[4]

Edit
The Club (TV Series)
Episode #1.1 (2003)
Full Cast & Crew

Cast

	Donna Air	...	Self - Presenter
	Richard Blackwood	...	Self - Celebrity Bar Manager
	Matt Brown	...	Self - Presenter
	Lucie Cave	...	Self - Studio Guest
	Samantha Fox	...	Self - Celebrity Bar Manager
	Dean Gaffney	...	Self - Celebrity Bar Manager
	Katie Price	...	Self - Bar Guest (as Jordan)

Look who was a guest in the first episode.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Maybe she'll start realising some things

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I saw this and was wondering if it was her surgeon!

 

[karma4klattie]

It’s pink Karma.

My bad, thanks for straightening me out.