What is the probability of melted bag head being back from Turkey in time for its Masterclass demo’s? Bet it gets married out there and comes back next week five months pregnant
The comment on this cracked me upIf it is all about the drugs, then the 32 yo could be her dealer - hence the controlling and coercive behaviour thing... its all a massive shitshow and the kids are the ones she's fucking up.
That's got to be one of us. hahaThe comment on this cracked me up
Love the filtering on his Squidward faceThe comment on this cracked me up
I lived in Ashford as a child. The Feltham end of Ashford. Went to Ashford Grammer School.I’m in Ashford…The area is changing a lot lately but I still love walking along the river
Poor bugger, he so wants to be handsome.Love the filtering on his Squidward face
According to his Itsasham his gym visit was Kerry at NXLVFIT which is very much in this country
@Palomina I am deceasedIt had been a lovely evening, KP and Carl had enjoyed listening to classical music, discussing her latest book, a biography about Plato and enjoying Carl’s culinary creation of bœuf bourguignon and a mint chocolate pavlova accompanied by a bottle of Garrus Rosé 2017, when Carl announced it was time for bed.
They stood up and Carl switched on the main light of their crystal chandelier and as he turned to switch off the Art Deco table lamp he smiled at KP.
The resulting glare from his 10000 watt teeth plus the dazzle from the chandelier momentarily blinded poor KP and she blundered forward, her arms outstretched and she stood on a rake and the handle rose up and whacked her in the face!
KP staggered back and as her eyesight returned she began to berate Carl for leaving his gardening equipment on the floor and a vicious verbal slanging match ensued.
Neighbours heard the row and called the police and Carl was arrested for the reckless endangerment of his beloved KP.
It was only later that KP realised the truth after reading a police report that the rake was not Carl’s and not used for the garden but was in fact left by Gary Cockerill earlier on in the day and was a large hairdressing tool he had used to comb through her matted hair extensions.
It’s going to be interesting when this comes to court and KP will have to admit her luscious locks are not her own but were harvested from a hard up water spaniel somewhere in Slovakia, dyed and then were sewn onto her bonce.
Carl will be exonerated but ordered to wear a dark tinted grill over his whiter than white gnashers as they exceed the legal amount of glare but he will go on to get an advertising contract from Daz who are now remarketing their washing powder as a tooth whitening product.
I didn’t even recognise him! Where’s the squidward nose gone?Love the filtering on his Squidward face
@Cloud Chaser, HOW can it be allowed that she gets away with it, though? Could we all try the same thing, to avoid justice? Just ignore, ignore, ignore?
Karl's IG posts are deflection. Too obvious. He hasn't posted in a month, and now two posts in one evening when everyone is wondering if he's in Turkey with Katie.
I call bollocks.
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