Katie Price #61 Did she fall or was she hit, really we don't give a

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She's probably got nerve damage and lack of sensation everywhere she's had surgery (and that includes her bits).
And Harvey is legally blind. She ought to have more awareness.

My boy is autistic and of a similar age to Harvey. He doesn't really like physical contact but when I eg: want to congratulate him and give him a big hug, it's done quickly and loosely, sideways across the shoulders with a peck on the forehead. It would be just so wrong to cuddle him full-on as, like Harvey, it may stir up an inappropriate reaction.

My guess is that basically he wants to be treated as an adult.
 
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This reporter is definitely not a cling-on and certainly not interested in KP. She won't like that the tables have turned on her for a change and he got his story in the media before she had chance to manipulate it salaciously.

I've never seen anyone prepare an Epsom salt bath like that before!
That ain't Epsom Salts and she missed her gob and (@x@)

Why doesn’t she go by the name Jordan anymore?
Because she wants to come across as serious so we all get to see the 'real' Katie., another side of her - so to speak.
It hasn't worked. She's still a hard-faced tramp.
Yes she has many sides to her: None of them nice.

No it’s my bichon frise x but he looks like one when he smiles
Awww... What a cute little baby-face!
 
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Katie only cares about Katie so don't know why people are shocked about her treatment of her kids
 
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I am lucky to get a hug off my son. But when I do I get the man hug back slaps while he makes sure his head is as far away as he can get it. Oh, and I’m not allowed to breathe
 
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I saw a brief clip of H and KP at the awards last night (afterwards) and she did in fact tell Harvey that he could have his carrot cake soon for being such a good boy.

So MUA Fern spent 2 hours doing her makeup yesterday and didn’t even use KP’s own lashes
Two hours FFS? That must be a gross exaggeration!

Quite frankly, I hope KP WAS set up. Makes a change to have the tables turned on you eh, Skankie?
 
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#62 Skank Minge is on the hunt, looking for her Tracksuit Cunt.

I’m sure that language is fine for a title, no???
 
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Katie Price #62 We're bored of waiting for her comeuppance, she'd sell her soul for tuppence
 
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Katie Price #62 We're bored of waiting for her comeuppance, she'd sell her soul for tuppence
Can I adjust it slightly?

We’re bored of waiting for her comeuppance, she sells her soul and her rancid tuppence.

Ooo, I can plagiarise AND keep it PG :-D

@Penguin86 More like flogging her tuppence
Aahhhhh, Monsieur Crumble….the site freaked out for a while over here, so ya beak me to it



@Penguin86 More like flogging her tuppence
Aahhhhh, Monsieur Crumble….the site freaked out for a while, over here, so ya beak me to it
 

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IMHO, Cole has missed his big opportunity by not going to the NTAs for whatever reason. What he signed up for all along, his 'endgame'. Networking with 'real' A Listers, agents management in his persuit of fame.
 
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Back to promoting the makeup filtering masterclasses, she now doesn’t seem to like showing the cheek that had the bruise on
She'd be better off promoting Filtering Masterclasses

Huh. I can see her blaming Crawl now 'E andled da money innit fru dem companies. I fort e was putting my %age to 1 side... e's a con bloke and his dad...'
Shifting the blame like always à la skanky! The trouble is that as The One he knows the full score of what she's been up to because you can bet it will have confided all the previous shite too - I look forward to wanky releasing the whole bloody lot onto it!

Looking and behaving like the Scrubber in Chief, aka skanky

Skanky is what is known as a 15 pinter, ie you'd have to drink that much before taking it home with you seems like a Good Idea.

However, in the morning with a massive hangover you awake to hear it shreiking about you being The One..................................................

So MUA Fern spent 2 hours doing her makeup yesterday and didn’t even use KP’s own lashes
Errrrrm she forgot to mention the pallet of Polyfilla she used as well

Nah the video showed the car moving
Come on plods! If you have video evidence what are you going to do about this then???
 
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That article says ' Katie was not seen holding any alcohol and was unlikely drinking, as she has been sober since last year. '

Really??
Katie was also not seen holding, enjoying and accommodating several football stadium’s worth of cock. Father’s Day at PriceyWoods place is a busy place.
 
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The story about her not drinking seems a bit like the Mirror wanting to say more but can't legally. I think it's a tactic they use when they can only skirt around the truth, they'll say something which is obviously the opposite of the truth in a headline and let the readers all conclude how ridiculous the headline is. KP gives the media stories all the time and she told them officially she was sober, she's made no announcement she isn't and there were no photos that caught her in the act with drink in hand so the papers end up playing this sort of 'outing' game imo.
 
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Other than mac I haven't heard of any of the makeup brands (the names you spotted are excellent!).

I'm obviously completely out of touch and will wear a paper bag on my head until I buy some high quality makeup from chloe ferry.

That bag's going to be on til hell freezes over.

I was on the tube in my latex nun dress!
All respect!!
 
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Good morning! Are we all ladies here now? Where did the men go All the dildo talk scared them off?

No but seriously are there any male Krusties here?
 
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Claire tried to reinvent her when she was repped by CAN and married to Pete. They started calling her Katie to try and appeal to the Mum market imo

But you can’t polish a turd
 
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