Katie Price #56 Another day, another lie, who thinks she was drunk and high

[Helena-botham-farter]

Thread suggestion - Katie Price #57 Dumplings and Domestics

 

[lozenger]

Wow - well hello me old mukkas - not been here for quite some time & haven't caught up as it would take weeks lol. Had to check in after the latest drama which of course I don'[t think is exactly is how it is portrayed - always a dwama with the Pwicey.

Just a quick question - Does Harvey live alone in his house?

 

[NoDramaHere]

Well they can always hit back with "Isss lyke chukin' a sossidg inta der Grand Canyun"

Or chucking a bucket up an alley.

 

[justhavingamooch]

Going off on a side note to all the PD discussions (ok speculation) and KP's own statement of having PTSD I am wondering if a MH angle is being put front and centre ahead of the Bankruptcy hearing. Not being able to understand consequences as a result of trauma and or MH crisis could be considered an extenuating circumstance in some cases. I think that in extreme cases of prolonged mental distress you may not even able to proceed with enforcing bankruptcy until the individual's mental state is significantly improved.

I'm reasonably sure that bailiffs and court action cannot be immediately enforced against any person classed as "vulnerable" (which would cover both physical and mental health both of which KP has been making sure are publicly noted as being applicable to her). Being a recent victim of a crime also places one in the "vulnerable" category.

Anyone ready to call house yet ?

ooooo yes… that’s making a lot of sense.
What a leech!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Night all
Tomorrow is Friday. Fingers crossed one of them gets off their barnett and spills some
Or .... KP gets spotted at KBs

Psychic Tracey did say the initial 'K'

 

[Sandyclaws]

Was Sophie the sister not meant to be a model? What happened those plans?

 

[MissGlitzyRitzy]

Jesus Christ.

Katie Price #57 thinks she’s a singer, but she’s a minger: put her in the bin

I admire her standing by her passion thats confident
But when your management dont back you and try put you off it SAYS IT ALL

The track sounds sponsored by Autocue

I got you I got you I got you
She loves a repetitive one liner!!!
You have to love her for trying

she needs to try stand up comedy (or sit down depending on the feet)
I think that could work
Shes hilarious she doesnt realise

 

[didn't want to join]

Anyone for MasterChef????

Thankfully, I no longer have a television, so I get to pass on this lovely offer

 

[liar liar]

Oohh I was looking forward to seeing her on that!! Was expecting Cole to turn up with her. What am I gonna do tonight now?!

Organise your undies drawer?

 

[JaynieDay]

WD40 is a bit harsh...
a bottle of wine and Tom Hardy and he'd need a snorkel


I cannot believe I've just typed that....sugar rush, honest

Ooh MrsEms Tom was filming in my city the last few days, I meant to tell you sooner but I only found out about it just before all the Krustie drama and totally forgot sorry

 

[Hugo Boss]

Her steak was so raw
It was jellified

I mean come on Im no chef but I can fry a steak
She shouldve done fries not triple cooked chips

Seriously her most mainstream opportunity and she didnt plan.

she only had to call ex Pete
The steak and BBQ expert

What TV show next

Celeb Love Island
SCD
Touring the UK with Katie Price

I switched on at the raw steak bit

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

No your not I was imagining it as well.

I was sniffing my phone

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Is she starkers? Wtf is wrong with her?

She still thinks nudity makes her relevant

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Now I love jelly babies but I do have a habit of eating too many in one sitting. Then the make me feel a bit sick. Same with pickled onions...

Yes,feeling bit abit dicky now.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

He got a dose...


She did! She had money then - as I said; Pete paid his damages into an account he set-up for Harvey.

Yes,that’s what I was told years ago.

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Was it this one Missyurr C?

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My late mum had this one, she was being looked after by Marie Curie and the OT arranged for her to have one. It was brilliant for her. You fill the bath and inflate the cushion so its the same height as the top of the bath. You sit on it and deflate the cushion so you're still sitting/ lying on it but submerged and then re-inflate it when you need raising up to get out.

yes that's the kiddy

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

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Saw this and thought of Katie

Looks like they are holding their cheeks in

Who would want that look

 

[Dawn Dayn]

No one is reporting it was the “1” Coal who did the hitting are they? It’s all smoke and mirrors with PriceyWoods. Her “ring of steel” will protect its trotters and scabby snotters. Not sure they will help with herpes sores though

OK, it's Peter Andre's fault that *someone* hit her. Or it might be kieron's fault. But anything that has gone wrong in her life is someone else's fault. Also, Peter Andre can't sing. I'm very sorry for all my posts suggesting a middle aged woman should own her choices, and look after her poor kids.
I'm joking, before I get thrown onto the pEtEr aNdRe kills kittens thread.

 

[Minxmonx]

She is a mess but in fairness - nobody should ever be hit. And ppl who are excusing ot or saying she deserved it are absolutely vile.

Agree, nobody ever deserves to be hit. She lives a very screwed up life, and you have to feel sorry for her. Her whole life is played out in front of the public, that has a
ways been her choice and how she makes a living. She has many many faults, but still doesn’t deserve to be hit.

 

[liar liar]

Well,had to go to Hossie,transferred me from one hossie to the London hossie to be treated had 50 stitches,but it’s healed lovely,hence that was why I was transferred to Royal London as they are well known for treating head wounds.

Have you still got purple hair?