Katie Price #56 Another day, another lie, who thinks she was drunk and high

[Hampshire Hog]

Welcome to our new tattle friends we are a nice bunch on here friendly and welcoming

 

[midsummer blue]

So you know I’ve been doing my garden. Well I can kneel down fine but I can’t get up very easily. Old age I know.
So to lighten the mood who can’t still stand from sitting on the floor using no hands?

Who can that should say lol

 

[DC16]

Can I join in? I’ve been reading these threads for the last few days but I know you don’t like newbies i can’t stay quiet any longer tho I reckon that it did happen but it was a fight not an assault (not saying it’s ok) I think they were both high, hit each other she called her paps hence the car outside for 30 minutes she exaggerated her injuries he’s staying quiet for now and soon they will be back together he might even go with her to the awards tmw night! Is it on the? I feel like cancelling my night out to watch it!!!!

Welcome to the Tattle madhouse!

 

[Harrigan]

So you know I’ve been doing my garden. Well I can kneel down fine but I can’t get up very easily. Old age I know.
So to lighten the mood who can’t still stand from sitting on the floor using no hands?

Ah bless you. I bend on the floor cleaning the litter tray and get up by leaning on the grey recycling bin.
Have you tried those kneelers with handles on for gardeners?

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Thanks, Hampshire. I love it here already. You're all lovely (if you're not KP!)

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Well done Pink great title

 

[plinky]

Maybe in the recap we can say that no one deserves to be hit and have some DV helplines and links
Otherwise the titles mislead people into thinking cos she tells lies, it means people think she deserved it
You can still be a liar and not deserve to get hit

 

[MrsEms]

So you know I’ve been doing my garden. Well I can kneel down fine but I can’t get up very easily. Old age I know.
So to lighten the mood who can’t still stand from sitting on the floor using no hands?

I cannot believe I've just sat on the floor to do this

I can get up, my first attempt I did roll over to the side a wiggle around...like a woodlouse that's been kicked
Second attempt I thought about it. Got from my arse to my knees then up

Next challenge please!

 

[Maggiemaynot]

Can I join in? I’ve been reading these threads for the last few days but I know you don’t like newbies i can’t stay quiet any longer tho I reckon that it did happen but it was a fight not an assault (not saying it’s ok) I think they were both high, hit each other she called her paps hence the car outside for 30 minutes she exaggerated her injuries he’s staying quiet for now and soon they will be back together he might even go with her to the awards tmw night! Is it on the? I feel like cancelling my night out to watch it!!!!

You don’t have to ask permission to join any thread on here. Tattle is for all.
Otherwise it may begin to get a bit cliquey. And no one wants that now, do we? Fill your boots wherever you like Welcome

 

[Tamar]

I expect she will go for a much needed girls holiday as she will claim he stopped her seeing her friends. She will maybe meet the one while out there

Perhaps she will get coked up, and have a 3sum, whilst screeching like a strangled cat, like she did with the German tourists,whilst trying to revive her non existent pop star career

 

[Hampshire Hog]

No sooner said than done

Domestic abuse: how to get help

Find out how to get help if you or someone you know is a victim of domestic abuse.

www.gov.uk

 

[Allan64]

So you know I’ve been doing my garden. Well I can kneel down fine but I can’t get up very easily. Old age I know.
So to lighten the mood who can’t still stand from sitting on the floor using no hands?

I would try it but I'd probably fart..and that's not good lol

 

[Alex_Jones]

Perhaps she will get coked up, and have a 3sum, whilst screeching like a strangled cat, like she did with the German tourists,whilst trying to revive her non existent pop star career

I hope not as just imagining PriceyWoods being topped and tailed by Boyson and Coal, DreamBoy keeping them fluffed, is not good.

 

[midsummer blue]

Ah bless you. I bend on the floor cleaning the litter tray and get up by leaning on the grey recycling bin.
Have you tried those kneelers with handles on for gardeners?

No I haven’t but think I need one. That’s a great idea Thankyou.
have osteo arthritis in neck and spine so it all gets too hard at times.

 

[Hampshire Hog]

I hope not as just imagining PriceyWoods being topped and tailed by Boyson and Coal, DreamBoy keeping them fluffed, is not good.

No thanks not the way she farts

 

[midsummer blue]

I cannot believe I've just sat on the floor to do this

I can get up, my first attempt I did roll over to the side a wiggle around...like a woodlouse that's been kicked
Second attempt I thought about it. Got from my arse to my knees then up

Next challenge please!

Well done.

 

[mrbusiness]

Might dress up as carl for Halloween.

Jelly sweet teef and an Ali express tracksuit?

 

[Harrigan]

I would try it but I'd probably fart..and that's not good lol

At least that would include some movement Allan! By the sounds of it you’ve not left your chair since the Mary Rose sunk!

 

[midsummer blue]

Well done.

I I used to be able to do it much to my kids surprise!!! Not any more though

At least that would include some movement Allan! By the sounds of it you’ve not left your chair since the Mary Rose sunk!

I thought it would give you all some exercise after 3 days on here lol.

 

[Crowbag]

I think it's a shame that people are either preceding posts with 'i don't excuse domestic abuse' or 'I've experienced domestic abuse', presumably so they don't suffer the rudeness from (mostly new) posters.