The latest lot of photos of the gruesome twosome, they look ruddy ridiculous with matching tan and teeth. They could be a new pop duo called Plastic Fantastic or maybe they’re the Bisto kids grown up. Do they ever stay at home and do normal things such as housework or is their life one long holiday or cosmetic shopping trip? I wouldn’t trust either one of them as far as I could throw ‘em. Plonkers the pair!