Katie Price #44 Yet more surgery to reach perfection but will it give Cole an erection?

[Rita Chevrolet]

I'm off now. Nighty night et bon soirée x

 

[Mercedes]

Found the hairdressers (I know, I’m sad )

Your good , very good . If I was being so secretive and you were on looking for me DC I would be scared .

 

[Pink Squirrel]

I'm all caught up. Page 4 of a new thread already . Thank you all for getting me the winning thread. @265 I'm sorry my suggestion caused you an erection problem

@Pom Bear I love the pic of Skanky with her latest fella .

 

[MrsEms]

I'm all caught up. Page 4 of a new thread already . Thank you all for getting me the winning thread. @265 I'm sorry my suggestion caused you an erection problem

@Pom Bear I love the pic of Skanky with her latest fella .

You gave 265 a bigger erection than it should've been...fair play, you've never met

Ok I'm going to get of the erections now. 265 must be worn out with my waffle

 

[Facehugger]

You gave 265 a bigger erection than it should've been...fair play, you've never met

Ok I'm going to get of the erections now. 265 must be worn out with my waffle

He best be reading all of it, every post, as it's all him and his dodgy erections fault, he's caused the waffle tonight ladies I've used a carrot for him instead of the usual symbol, that'll do

 

[Penguin86]

Jeez I leave for half a day and there's already 5 pages of a new thread!
Can't be bothered to catch up so can someone recap if I've missed anything with them

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm all caught up. Page 4 of a new thread already . Thank you all for getting me the winning thread. @265 I'm sorry my suggestion caused you an erection problem

@Pom Bear I love the pic of Skanky with her latest fella .

Thank you xx.
Katie price has now got him some Turkey teef xx

 

[MrsEms]

Jeez I leave for half a day and there's already 5 pages of a new thread!
Can't be bothered to catch up so can someone recap if I've missed anything with them

If you want to laugh I would recommend reading them
I should rephrase, if you have a dirty sense of humour I would recommend reading them

 

[Penguin86]

If you want to laugh I would recommend reading them
I should rephrase, if you have a dirty sense of humour I would recommend reading them

Oooh I shall then!

 

[MrsEms]

Oooh I shall then!

Good girl xx

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Well, the first thing hairdressers tell you is don't sit with your legs crossed while having a haircut, it's puts you out of line & your hair ends up wonky. And if she was moaning her legs were so swollen she would not be sat like that for a start!

Why is she still crossing her legs like Men do - she showed us other thread she had it cut off

 

[Mikesqueen]

So been to the hairdressers yet again, now going to stuff their faces, not long after polishing off a bbq

I’m guessing the big reveal of the new superbod acquired as part of ‘essential work’ is imminent!

 

[Facehugger]

Thank you xx.
Katie price has now got him some Turkey teef xx


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Oh yes, lovely, they're a match made in heaven now Pom

 

[midsummer blue]

I’m guessing the big reveal of the new superbod acquired as part of ‘essential work’ is imminent!

I don’t think she has had much done by the look of her.
Don’t care what she does tonight. Had a glass of Baileys and I’m all relaxed. She can’t wind me up now….. or can she!!!!

 

[peeko]

Am I going completely mad? Do you have a wig cut and blow dried ? Or am I missing something? Help me out here

 

[MrsEms]

I don’t think she has had much done by the look of her.
Don’t care what she does tonight. Had a glass of Baileys and I’m all relaxed. She can’t wind me up now….. or can she!!!!

I'm not sure, she's certainly been in hiding but she's desperate for attention and will do anything...so dollys pot is on standby 24/7

 

[Penguin86]

Good girl xx

Now I'm gutted I missed out

 

[MrsEms]

Am I going completely mad? Do you have a wig cut and blow dried ? Or am I missing something? Help me out here

Who knows peeko, she's a waste of space that does alot of tit that's a waste of time.
Time that would be better spent with her children.

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Evening Krusties - back from a long day at Hickstead (big horsey show) - I've got a G&T and catching up on here.

Thanks @265 for the new thread. Glad to see Cole and his beloved are still trashing Malaga and not infecting our green and pleasant land

 

[bargainhunt99]

Found the hairdressers (I know, I’m sad )

Has she won the lottery FGS. Maybe she won the jackpot on a scratchcard at last