Ok, I know this is vulgar but...There was an old woman called price
Who is commonly known as a bike
When She lays on her back with her wig all pulled back
And she opens her gob
itβs just like the channel tunnel
Almost rhymes
very good it most certainly doesOk, I know this is vulgar but...
She lays on her back,
And opens her crack,
She does it all for a like
That was to replace your non rhyming bit
Take a bowThere once was a woman called Price,
Who's fanny was anything but nice.
Cole's swimmers took one look,
Thought 'what the duck?!'
To shut that cavern we'd need a bloody vice.
Not my best effort but it'll have to do
Very good I'd remembered how great you were all at this on the last thread so I thought let's have another go!There once was a woman called Price,
Who's fanny was anything but nice.
Cole's swimmers took one look,
Thought 'what the duck?!'
To shut that cavern we'd need a bloody vice.
Not my best effort but it'll have to do
Haha, you can take one too.
Me too. I don't drink due to my thyroid disease making my intolerant but I said duck it and had 2 very small glasses at the bbq we had this evening and it's hit me hahaAwww, love you too
I'm feeling the love tonight
I always have a couple plus a couple of beef and tomatoMy goodness! I do love a nice green pot noodle
Aww, bless you. It's hard when other people are drinking too. I hope you've enjoyed yourself x
Oooh. Iβm going to imagine Iβm with Brian tonightβ¦. Need a new impetus for legover nightNawww, I just googled...not for me! Would you like him to whisper sweet...scientific tables in your ears
What I would give to get my leg over.Oooh. Iβm going to imagine Iβm with Brian tonightβ¦. Need a new impetus for legover night
I did actually was great to spend time with my niece and nephew and take some nice photos of them. Haven't seen as much of them for the past year and a half, used to see them a few times a week pre covid
Bith teatsI always have a couple plus a couple of beef and tomato
I wonder how Katie is dealing with her flatulence after consuming all that BBQ.
She went for LIPO, at this rate she will be turning into Lozza so a wasted trip??
Yes I'm talking bollocks, it's MY speciality.
Both twats are full of flatulence! ..... Manky skanky price, is delusional enough to believe once all that fat has been sucked out, she can still stuff her boat race with tit, and never gain weight again, she will be back in turkey in 6 months, yet again having 2 stone fat removed ... as for lumpylardarse goodger, she's parading her breast milk stained bed covers all over IG .... made my blood boil reading that, because its not coming from a good place, a pregnant woman should not be sexualising her condition online for only fan fetish pervs! mark my words, she`ll be selling that breast milk to deviant strangers next, this pig will stoop that lowI always have a couple plus a couple of beef and tomato
I wonder how Katie is dealing with her flatulence after consuming all that BBQ.
She went for LIPO, at this rate she will be turning into Lozza so a wasted trip??
Yes I'm talking bollocks, it's MY speciality.
Same here. I have 2 nephews, one who's autistic and he's suffered so badly not seeing us. It was heartbreaking
I'm his only aunt and they don't have any other family to go to. I've always had them here. I've kept my kids toys for them which we get out, its lovely to see them play 
