Katie Price #44 Yet more surgery to reach perfection but will it give Cole an erection?

[kpsceptic]

Me too. I don't drink due to my thyroid disease making my intolerant but I said duck it and had 2 very small glasses at the bbq we had this evening and it's hit me haha

Like you, I can't drink but mine is due to being one of those who had hepatitis C via a blood transfusion in 1971 (yeah, I'm that old..lol) leaving me with cirrhosis. Luckily I haven't had to go on the transplant list....yet

 

[MrsEms]

What I would give to get my leg over.

I have some bolster cushions I'm flogging. Very comfortable for putting a leg over

I'm getting katie to advertise them, swipe up for a 0.001% discount, no strings attached. Bargain

 

[Facehugger]

Oooh. I’m going to imagine I’m with Brian tonight…. Need a new impetus for legover night

Haha, bless you, I'm so lucky, none of those mucky bedroom chores for me, the only male in my bed is a 50kilo monster dog, he snores and farts but at least the only thing I get poked with in a morning is his left paw telling me he wants to go out

 

[MrsEms]

Ok, I'm going to bed. I've gone into a food coma.
Ok the wine glass has pranked me too again where the hell did the bottle go

 

[Squirrelina]

Haha, bless you, I'm so lucky, none of those mucky bedroom chores for me, the only male in my bed is a 50kilo monster dog, he snores and farts but at least the only thing I get poked with in a morning is his left paw telling me he wants to go out

I have my Wheaten terrier Wilma on the bed most nights. Sadly I lost my old girl Lulu aged 15 three weeks ago. I’m struggling with missing her. Dogs are just so wonderful.

 

[Allan64]

I have my Wheaten terrier Wilma on the bed most nights. Sadly I lost my old girl Lulu aged 15 three weeks ago. I’m struggling with missing her. Dogs are just so wonderful.

I'm sorry for you lose, dogs are the most loving animal ever

 

[Facehugger]

I have my Wheaten terrier Wilma on the bed most nights. Sadly I lost my old girl Lulu aged 15 three weeks ago. I’m struggling with missing her. Dogs are just so wonderful.

Oh bless you I'm so sorry, 15 is a brilliant old age, you obviously gave her the best life. At least you have Wilma to help you through, I promise it will get a little easier as time goes by. Lots of love and hugs to you it's awful when we lose them, and then there's people like the skank who doesn't seem to even care about hers x

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh yes, lovely, they're a match made in heaven now Pom

Loooool xx.
He just needs the Wosit tan spray and a stick on tattoo from Turkey xx

Awwww it’s fabulous.

Thank you xx.

Hope @Harrigan is ok xx

 

[JakeM]

Howling!

 

[Pom Bear]

One more for tonight as no pics tomorrow from me as Sundays are my busiest day

Lier Bar with Coles face on.

 

[MrsEms]

Howling!

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Barnaby is really having a laugh, no way could a fan type that and be serious...it's a piss take
I really am going to bed now

Night all.

265, it's been a pleasure, your erection really tickled me

 

[Facehugger]

One more for tonight as no pics tomorrow from me as Sundays are my busiest day

Lier Bar with Coles face on.
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Haha, when you open them they look like a lumpy brown terd, you've got that right for him Pom x

 

[Pom Bear]

Haha, when you open them they look like a lumpy brown terd, you've got that right for him Pom x

Loooooooool like a lumpy brown turd xx.
Thank you loooool xx

 

[Facehugger]

Barnaby is really having a laugh, no way could a fan type that and be serious...it's a piss take
I really am going to bed now

Night all.

265, it's been a pleasure, your erection really tickled me

No wonder our captain can't get his leg over if that's what he does with it Mrs E night lovely

 

[Lilykins]

I dip in and out of these threads but wanted to come on to say , does anyone notice how whenever she is away or doesn’t have the children, she posts a pic on her grid of her with one of her kids making it out that she is with them having a great time, when in actual fact one glance of her stories would show she actually isn’t. It’s like she wants to appear to a casual observer and her deluded fans that she is a great mum, when in reality she hasn’t seen any of her kids for weeks.

 

[liar liar]

Am I going completely mad? Do you have a wig cut and blow dried ? Or am I missing something? Help me out here

She had a weave before she left. That has to be dried totally or you can get mould - yup, mould. You also have to treat the scalp to stop dry scalp.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Am I going completely mad? Do you have a wig cut and blow dried ? Or am I missing something? Help me out here

Why go there to the salon when she could post her rugs to them?

Howling!

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This is obviously a pisshead - that or a deranged loony escaped from the asylum.

How long is it since Frank "won" this prize anyway because a lot has changed in the interim

She had a weave before she left. That has to be dried totally or you can get mould - yup, mould. You also have to treat the scalp to stop dry scalp.

Mouldy on top and "downstairs" too

 

[DC16]

One evil looking tattoo

 

[265]

I dip in and out of these threads but wanted to come on to say , does anyone notice how whenever she is away or doesn’t have the children, she posts a pic on her grid of her with one of her kids making it out that she is with them having a great time, when in actual fact one glance of her stories would show she actually isn’t. It’s like she wants to appear to a casual observer and her deluded fans that she is a great mum, when in reality she hasn’t seen any of her kids for weeks.

Yep, this has been raised a few times, Katie posted a photo of her and Bunny in a wig which made the news, Katie hasn't really mentioned her kids at all and this has been the case for a while. Katie just uses her own kids to HER advantage and when it suits her.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

One evil looking tattoo

The state of it. Tatts are minging as well.