Katie Price #40 All about holidays, teef, nails & hair yet kids swim in underware

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Anyway when she said she was going to get a new face, have you seen what the temp is going to be Sunday ? She’s only got to go out and she’ll be looking like this Peter Gabriel album
Thats a great album by the way..the track family snapshot doesnt apply to her though
 
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Yes, the Jackanories have been almost totally Price-based apart from the nod to Crawl's pecker
 
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Picture this; Christmas morning in a charming little bijou cottage in Anytown where Mum & Dad watch the kids opening the gifts Santa brought for them as Granny brings in tea for everyone;
"Open yours now Gran!" trills Junior "Look Santa left you this!"

He hands Gran a prettily wrapped parcel so she sits down in the fireside chair then she proceeds to open it expectantly, however, her face falls into disappointment then a thinly veiled rage overtakes her

"FFS! Who the hell bought me this shit?" She takes the hardback copy of "My Life With Harvey" and hurls it into the fire adding "Best place for that bollocks! Anyone for a ginger nut?"
 
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Freebies from the people who made her equestrian range , becomes and ad for her equestrian range in H&H ,sorry but no cigar
Awwww, damn it . That's the closest I can find to something nice she's done . I'll keep looking @peeko There has to be 1 example somewhere out there where she hasn't put herself first?

Her Dream - everyone else's nightmare!
Another desperate attempt to deflect from what's really going on? . She knows this little story will rile people up & cause a fuss. So what's really happening?
 
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Carl Woods, 27, Car Salesman from Hertfordshire
  • Carl trains in the gym five days a week and half of his body is covered in tattoos
  • Carl owns over 30 cars
  • Carl broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
thats a great love island testimonial
 
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Carl Woods, 27, Car Salesman from Hertfordshire
  • Carl trains in the gym five days a week and half of his body is covered in tattoos
  • Carl owns over 30 cars
  • Carl broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
thats a great love island testimonial
first off there are most likely multi millionaires who DONT own that many cars....honestly imagine the ribbing he must get for his walter mittyisms
 
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Exactly, Gullri
This book is a joke right? Behind closed doors where she totally ignores him and Carl bullies him!!! She didn’t bring him up her mum and every man she was with did most of it!!! Pile of crap!!!
I'll never forget when she was living in that rental that got trashed her attitude to the kids.

Bunny and Jett sat by a massive open tubbaware box of Harveys meds. Harvey sat playing with a coathanger and he had wet himself. Sat there in wet tracksuit bottoms.

She just drove past him on her shitty pink mobility scooter to get ready for a date night with Crawl.
 
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Carl Woods, 27, Car Salesman from Hertfordshire
  • Carl trains in the gym five days a week and half of his body is covered in tattoos
  • Carl owns over 30 cars
  • Carl broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
thats a great love island testimonial
Complete pack of lies. So funny - he's never done a leg day - his legs are better than KP's.
 
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It was heart-breaking really. Oh the kids are just props I forgot.

Has she dropped dead yet
Sadly not.
 
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How the fuck is she going to Turkey ? She’s getting worse demented bitch
 
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Ok, I can feel my creativity juices flowing...
Just pouring my first glass of wine

Give me half hour and I'll have a cracking thread title for you, that's if this ones not finished already...or I've got wasted and fallen asleep
 
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