Thats a great album by the way..the track family snapshot doesnt apply to her thoughAnyway when she said she was going to get a new face, have you seen what the temp is going to be Sunday ? She’s only got to go out and she’ll be looking like this Peter Gabriel album
Yes, the Jackanories have been almost totally Price-based apart from the nod to Crawl's peckerHave you noticed every story is about Skanky , You can put me right but I have never seen a story where they are going to do something car wash likes , or car wash meeting his mates , or car wash doing anything , I saw a post yesterday on here where someone said they hate car wash more than Skanky , People think he’s devious got a grand plan, Disagree with me all you like, said it many times on here , and I’ll say it again , I think the fellas a bit Simple ,a wannabe , the fella everyone takes the piss out of down the pub , talking about that can you imagine what they say ? Know what my mates would , No mate grab a granny nights tomorrow, etc etc etc
Gurning
another Z-leb that I haven't a bloody clue about then?Joe Wicks is on apparently lol
Texting, sextingYearning, earning , squirming , earning , jerking,
Disturbing, birthing
Picture this; Christmas morning in a charming little bijou cottage in Anytown where Mum & Dad watch the kids opening the gifts Santa brought for them as Granny brings in tea for everyone;Well she probably wants all those pre-Xmas orders now so she has some money stashed to run away with. Who is publishing this book? Is it a direct off-shoot from the 'mockumentary'? Did she get paid to 'write' it? Who actually wrote it? Does it even exist?
Awwww, damn itFreebies from the people who made her equestrian range , becomes and ad for her equestrian range in H&H ,sorry but no cigar
Another desperate attempt to deflect from what's really going on?Her Dream - everyone else's nightmare!
first off there are most likely multi millionaires who DONT own that many cars....honestly imagine the ribbing he must get for his walter mittyismsCarl Woods, 27, Car Salesman from Hertfordshire
thats a great love island testimonial
- Carl trains in the gym five days a week and half of his body is covered in tattoos
- Carl owns over 30 cars
- Carl broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
Exactly, Gullri
I'll never forget when she was living in that rental that got trashed her attitude to the kids.This book is a joke right? Behind closed doors where she totally ignores him and Carl bullies him!!! She didn’t bring him up her mum and every man she was with did most of it!!! Pile of crap!!!
Complete pack of lies. So funny - he's never done a leg day - his legs are better than KP's.Carl Woods, 27, Car Salesman from Hertfordshire
thats a great love island testimonial
- Carl trains in the gym five days a week and half of his body is covered in tattoos
- Carl owns over 30 cars
- Carl broke up with his fiancée eighteen months ago
It was heart-breaking really. Oh the kids are just props I forgot.I'll never forget when she was living in that rental that got trashed her attitude to the kids.
Bunny and Jett sat by a massive open tubbaware box of Harveys meds. Harvey sat playing with a coathanger and he had wet himself. Sat there in wet tracksuit bottoms.
She just drove past him on her shitty pink mobility scooter to get ready for a date night with Crawl.
Sadly not.Has she dropped dead yet
...And that's why she needs colonic irrigation!Katie Price #41 This depraved lyin' vermin is overdue its wormin'
Ah... so she finally found a use for her unsold de-plop knicker!I can’t tell the difference
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