Katie Price #40 All about holidays, teef, nails & hair yet kids swim in underware

[peeko]

Give us a crossword and I’ll make you an almond slice. Deal?

Ooh yeah deal x bestest friend any good at bread pudding ?

 

[liar liar]

I’ve just seen this on the book review of The Bench, “Dedicated to the man and the boy who make my heart go pump-pump”. Pass me the sick bucket. Anyway I thought that was your blood pressure and aorta?

I shall be giving that a miss!

That was why I put up the Finnish Eurovision entry 'Pump, pump' yesterday ha ha.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

See that was all filmed at Kirsty Shaw's house . She couldn't even film it at his place .is she trying make out it's Coles place

That's what yesterday was about
Any perverts will see on the telly her kids playing in the pool in there underwear

YES , I have , knew this couple , and this is true , take me serious for once Krusties this is x Files shit , they lived out in the sticks , Dartmoor quite isolated , well one night in watching the tv the house was surrounded in blinding light , they went outside and a flying saucer had landed , out stepped a man and a woman naked , they were the most beautiful people ever, The couple were frozen , lost all control of mind and body , the male alien took the woman by the hand and took her up into the bedroom, the female alien took the man by the hand and went into the spare room , Frightening , the male alien Took off the woman’s clothes, he’s penis was large, but he played with his ears and it grew 2 inches , played with them again another 2 inches, In the morning the aliens took off in their spaceship and the spell was broken , the man said to the woman are u ok ? The woman said I had the most pleasurable night ever , I was probed in every way shape or form , how did you get on ? The man said , it was strange all she did was okay with my ears all night

I believed you at the beginning, I thought it was the same UFO my sister saw flying towards Dartmoor

 

[Harrigan]

Poor thing gets confused , Not sure where to put on her knickers , like I said before she’s got Zachery syndrome, Face looks zachery same as the arse

You’re obviously a Benny Hill fan, you sirry idiot!

 

[peeko]

I think it keeps getting changed as Bunny Cuddles keeps getting reported and banned from sites, lost count of how many times it was banned from the Scum site!

Sometimes it’s cuddlesbunny

 

[liar liar]

Anyway when she said she was going to get a new face, have you seen what the temp is going to be Sunday ? She’s only got to go out and she’ll be looking like this Peter Gabriel album

Ain't that the truth! Good one

 

[Harrigan]

Sometimes it’s cuddlesbunny

How very original they’re obviously new to anagrams, bless. Wrong word, palindrome?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I still think penis enlargement

I just said the same

 

[MrsEms]

Mary Loves Dick

So do alot of us, we've just not seen it

 

[liar liar]

I think she was a bit pissed off about us going off topic, our cartoons, roast dinners etc...
When we are talking amongst ourselves when there's nothing new about Skanky to chat about. And that we are not Krusties, Peeko might remember more

Have the posts been removed because I saw 2 this morning but couldn't get a trace on her ava name?

 

[peeko]

Talking about Yvette fielding , I used to go out with a girl who was in a circus , she was a contortionist I the ring for performances , but she was a clairvoyant before performances reading fortunes etc used to forsee her own end

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I thought the first story I posted showed her nice side

Peeko, IT doesn't have a Nice Side

 

[MrsEms]

No I don’t
Oh yes you do
Don’t
Do bleeding don’ttelling you peeking you do

Hi peeko
Just say hi EMS...

 

[Harrigan]

Oooh he's giving a smouldering look...
Wants to be careful, could end up in pile of ashes with just his leg and Nikes left

I see what you did there MrsEms and I’m liking it a lot.

Today’s clue: Dairy loves Mick. Who am I?

 

[peeko]

I'll have a look later....when I'm on the lavatory

Stop making me laugh you lot, I'm meant to be cooking!

Oh one of my FAVOURITE sketches of all time

 

[DC16]

Same trousers on as having her jab, or another old video

Katie Price proud of son Harvey's C-bomb message on Glastonbury flag
The former glamour model is happy that her son's message is being heard


didnt seem to have an issue with this..

Now she’s taking notice is she?

 

[Harrigan]

Dorridge is very posh , footballers houses etc

What you doing there then?

 

[Harrigan]

You know I was a complete babe in the wood with this celeb lark before I came on here,relied on you lot , didn’t know what a filter was. Still bloody amazed , I don’t believe what I see anymore , wouldn’t recognise some of these people if you run them over

Excuse me you’re a trained bloke in mechanical bits you’ve never heard of a filter?
Oh, wrong filter. I’ll get me coat…….

 

[Harrigan]

Jesus harri
Spose it depends if we're talking a 32E or 42ff

You’re on top form today MrsEms, I meant the dates on the months (obviously I did)

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Freebies from the people who made her equestrian range , becomes and ad for her equestrian range in H&H ,sorry but no cigar

Awwww, damn it . That's the closest I can find to something nice she's done . I'll keep looking @peeko There has to be 1 example somewhere out there where she hasn't put herself first?

Her Dream - everyone else's nightmare!

Another desperate attempt to deflect from what's really going on? . She knows this little story will rile people up & cause a fuss. So what's really happening?