Tell me. Is this latest bollocks a photobook containing just pikchurrs of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?Another day, another photo shoot for her book.
With A Lifesize PA Cardboard Cutout LMFAOYou know you can't as she still wears that wedding dress, I am 100% sure that when she goes on one of her drug binges and goes on a spiral that she pops it on gets out the karaoke and sings a howl new woowwwld in the mirror with Peter instagram open on her phone
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Exactly
We Jest but I really wouldn’t be surprised 
Oh Winey. I'm in...!We should SO club together & send her a cardboard Peter Andre
Who is there on duty taking photos of random vehicles for her eh? Is that PFP's latest job??
There’s a wick in west Sussex as wellScottish as it has a Wick
I'll get me coat
.... GOOD ..... I hope they make the old saggy scrote as unwelcome as possible!https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/...-at-sir-elton-johns-oscars-party-6572300.html here you goHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...... Really?
Katie Price slams 'trash' who attended huge TV awards after being snubbed
TV personality Katie Price, who shot to fame in the 90s, has hit out at the 'trash' who attended a lavish awards this year after she failed to get an invite to the star-studded eventwww.dailyrecord.co.uk
"There was some trash who went, and if I wore some of the outfits, I would have been completely caned (for it)."
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Hmmm... Well @Stan Butler given you are the OG "Krusty Daddy", I'm gonna give you first dibs...
I want the left footed blue moon boot, I’ll be happy wearing just the one, just knowing Im putting my foot into something KP has would be a dream come …….. “SLAPS MYSELF TO WAKE UP”I know Im being cheeky .... but can I please have first dibs on the ` rat piss ` wedding dress, and that shity crappy compact disk table!! Sorry folks ... Im getting in there first before you all start the stampede
She's so classy....
Whaaaat in the Sports Direct Sale is she bleeping wearing. I can’t stop lolling, my lols are lolling
Didn't even know that was a thing. So no
It’s the latest sprog, trying to breakoutSo her belly button is disappearing too, she's getting an outie
She normally wears dirty T shirts and trousers or skirts made from the sails from Poldark (feck me I’m showing my age)
I’m jumping ahead to speculate, with absolutely no proof, that the house is a mess inside and outside, even more that we know… and she will use this to say that it was fine when she left it. The visitors/trespassers must have done it
The racing fraternity exactly the same, pure Jilly Cooper!From what I know from grim experience with the football species is that most of them will shag anything with a pulse regardless of wives & children.
With skank it was probably a case of she thought she could trawl him in and trap him but she kept SB stringing along just in case KW was able to resist joining the ranks of The One #, then when KW decided to marry his fiancée instead but maintain his bit-on-the-side skank cut her losses and told SB they were engaged hoping it would spur KW into dumping the others in favour of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
That was the night she got her claws into Leandro Penna
