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SmillieKylie

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Appears she’s written a whole chapter on JJ. Must be about 3 sentences long. Here Skankenstein I can help:

I met him and made him sign a 6 month contract.

He has Turkey teef like me.

He’s the biggest I’ve ever had.

Still a cunt
Not gonna lie, I really want to read the Lego chapter…..it’s not a relationship, what has she written about him, it will be hilarious, are you going to tell the world you cheated on SB and he stormed out at Christmas, of course you’re not. I mean I ain’t reading the book, but I’m sure a certain someone will and will let us know what she says 👍🏾😁 I reckon I’d break laughing at the Lego chapter 😁

I really hope they fight back, please one or more of the Ex-men take her down 🙏🏾
 
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Stan Butler

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You have to laugh at the answer kryten gave when someone asked him "does your family know your dating skank and who she is" and he replied " my grandad might know who she is" 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Madcatbimbo

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...and here we go.....

Love her, hate her or just bemused by her, everyone has an opinion on Katie Price, myself included.
So when she told me she was, not only training to become a life coach, but being mentored by a man who is a diagnosed psychopath, I'll admit I raised an eyebrow.



Yet Katie just wants to move on, admitting: 'I am sick to death of dealing with this bankruptcy story. I've sorted out my stuff so I don't know why the papers keep going on about that.
'It's just so boring. I haven't been evicted. I've still got my house. I'm in my new house and I've been wanting to get out of my old house for absolute years. It's been nothing but hell in that house.'

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I don't think I can bear to read all her lies.... yet gain....!
 
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Pom Bear

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@slightly disheveled just made ...Katie at the royal wedding in her black tape dress 😄😄😄😀❤❤💖😘 xxxx...

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....and using Grant and Phil to hold the hymn book while she hides the vapes in her other hands 💖😘 x....

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Pink Squirrel

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(Even if some ppl do have lots of partners which is fine/their business)
As for her...most don't normally have2 search their security cameras to check.😬🍆
I know right? I genuinely couldn't give 2 whoots how many sexual partners anyone has as long as it's safe & consensual. BUT Christ on a bike....I wish she would just fucking own it instead of making out she's had about 5 or something 🤦🤷 It's just another bizarre thing about her. Her whole 'career' is based on her shoving her fandango anywhere & everywhere & sexualising EVERYTHING. And then attempts to portray herself as someone with high morals, few partners & no 1 night stands 🤔 It's cringingly embarrassing. Again, I have to bring up how she can blame anyone but herself for her kids keeping their distance. I genuinely cannot comprehend the embarrassment, shame, taunting, bullying, "banter" that they will have ensured because of her.
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Excellent title Winepig. Thanks for starting the thread Pinkie x
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lol Singing, 🎶 I will if you will so will I 🎶
It's a VERY long time since I started a thread so I'm amazed I did it without mucking it up 🤣 I didn't want to leave our lovely @Dollylovesshoes waiting any longer for her clean sheets ☺
 
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WillowTree21

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I'd imagine Mummy won't take too kindly to having food spat all over her as skank tells her "Awlll Abaaaaht Meeeeeeeee" either.
Finding out your moronic offspring has got entangled with That Thing has to be a mother's worst nightmare.

Ronseal - she's their new ambassador :)
She has always put food in her mouth & then starts talking. It’s a disgusting habit. Even worse now with her huge teeth & lips, dribbling. Plus vaping in between mouthfuls. I can’t even imagine how horrified anyone would be, meeting the monotone potty mouth for the 1st time.🤮🙉. As you say Rita, it’ll be all about her. Me, me, me.
 
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spangly

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For those of you that haven't seen anything much of JJ on screen, I recommend watching MAFSUk last series (not the whole series obviously - you can fast forward to his parts) He came across as very docile and a bit dim. He seemed OK but turned down his pretty looking wife for plastic fantastic, so we can see why he went for Kipper. He didn't really seem that fame hungry though (he did seem like he lived off Mummy) and he had no kind of personality. I can't really fathom what he's gaining from all of this TBH.
 
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bluecups

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I'm sure Mum of Lego won't be impressed. A friend of mine's son hooked up with Jodie Marsh years ago. She was fairly embarrassed about it but said nothing & it ran its course. I used to laugh when I drove past & Jodie's Intimidator was parked outside their house 😂
If you have any tea to spill on Jodie Marsh please come spill over on her thread! It's a very lively thread right now 😂

https://tattle.life/threads/jodie-marsh-26-not-a-suitable-person.45563/

On topic, I've been a stoner for best part of 40 years, I'd bet my house JJ is getting blazed every day. His eyes and daft smile give the game away. If Skanky is laying of the coke and is smoking weed she'll pile on the weight again in no time due to the munchies.
*eats three chocolate hobnobs at once*
 
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Stan Butler

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I noticed most of the time he smashes things it is when he is with her. I bet a lot of the time it is through sheer frustration that she doesn’t listen or communicate with him properly. My son struggles to process his emotions and cannot always find ways to express himself. You learn your childs triggers and avoid situations that will upset or overwhelm them. She seems to revel in pushing him to that point where he explodes so she can enjoy the attention and sympathy. I don’t understand why no professional has stopped her, it isn’t a hidden behaviour, she does it in plain sight. One day he will hurt someone or himself. It is incredibly sad no one is advocating for him.

edited cos my fat fingers cant type on a phones tiny keyboard!😂
You only have to look at the recent restaurant video last bank holiday, skank thinking it funny and encouraging H and filming it when he's shouting, swearing and calling staff 'slaves' and telling them to hurry up. Skank just sat there laughing and filming but it suddenly stopped when H got frustrated with skank and was getting agitated because skank wouldn't leave him alone, because skank didn't want it shown that H was getting annoyed at skank and that would blow the caring mummy H loves me and can't do anything without mummy bollocks out the window.
 
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Ohflip

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Holy :poop:! She wants PLT to recruit her - no doubt because she can't bear that they're paying Princess to model their clothes? Suppose Price thinks they can do Mother & Daughter shoots. What a jealous old witch.
 
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DJB73

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I'm sure Mum of Lego won't be impressed. A friend of mine's son hooked up with Jodie Marsh years ago. She was fairly embarrassed about it but said nothing & it ran its course. I used to laugh when I drove past & Jodie's Intimidator was parked outside their house 😂
 
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Why aren't Carl & Alex spilling the tea about her? WTF are they waiting for? Alex in particular, should go for the jugular on the cunt whore...
What can Alex do that he hasn't already done already? He went to police about the revenge porn and the police didn't prosecute. He's come out in public, said she's a sociopath and said she has blackmail footage of other men. The mainstream media and police are not interested.
 
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Winepig

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As others have pointed out , it IS 6 months since JJ first appeared wearing the New Egg Crown …. The podcast tour (😂) is finished so his daily driving duties won’t be as in demand as they were .

Maybe they are spending the day together negotiating whether to go for another 6 month contract or not . Personally I wouldn’t bother 🤣

(Let’s face it “ recording mah new book abaht meeeee could be done anytime)

She seemingly has somewhere to rent so doesn’t need to push her luck by moving in with him …. I call renegotiation , definitely.

And also , where are the ballon arches? The woodland retreats ? The Spa days ? The champagne ?

Surely My JJ is going to receive some great gesture of love 🤔

She is minted after all.

Or maybe My JJ will just get a caterpillar cake in acknowledgement of the fact he clearly didn’t give a stuff about the birthday of his pretend girlfriend.

Or MAYBE she is spending the day with her loving son Junior .

Wonder what she’s bought for him ? 😂😂
 
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caroleffinbaskin

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Firstly, you’re not a girl. You are an ugly, foul middle aged woman.
Secondly, you don’t work - you grift.
Thirdly, how‘s that dream life working out for you so far? Your kids have been taken away from you, you’ve lost your house and you are a double bankrupt. Yay, what a dream!
Finally, grow up, pay your bills and fuck off into obscurity (you won’t have far to go to get there).
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Well getting the Gatwick express to Gatwick for a meet up?
Or a holiday?
Or to meet her publishers to see what is left of her book?
Oo do the audio of her book?
Or to nosh off a seedy old businessman for £50
 
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Twinkletoes95

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I listened to the podcast today and that mention of doing the Freddie Mercury 'Ay-oh' really got to me. She casually said something like 'they loved it. I might do that at every performance I do now' and it made me really angry. How dare she just take something so iconic with so much history from an amazing globally loved icon and want to make it hers?
 
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