Katie Price #397 The tour is over for the Skanky sisters, in their amoeba brain's they're both A-listers

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White bra under black polyester "lace" and can you imagine what she looks like minus the weapons grade filters
Polyester lace uuurgh.
Imagine if they end up in a bistro with candles on the table.
One wrong move and she’ll go up in flames like Guy Fawkes!
Did anyone order a flambéd dress for starters?
 
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Polyester lace uuurgh.
Imagine if they end up in a bistro with candles on the table.
One wrong move and she’ll go up in flames like Guy Fawkes!
Did anyone order a flambéd dress for starters?
We can only hope 🔥🔥🔥🔥🕯🕯🕯could be a distinct improvement
 
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Polyester lace uuurgh.
Imagine if they end up in a bistro with candles on the table.
One wrong move and she’ll go up in flames like Guy Fawkes!
Did anyone order a flambéd dress for starters?
chicken,I haven’t got IG,can you post pic of her in her clobber?Pretty please.
 
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So meeting JJ’s dad warrants a see through dress. Of course it does, he’s a man and ALL men fancy her and Want her. In her deluded brain of course.
 
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Katie Price #398: The liar, the snitch and Skanky’s rancid floordrobe.

I know it’s early but have to get it in now 🤣

I got this in before I saw the state of her “clothing” for her beloved son’s boyfriend’s birthday 🤣🤣🤣 Seems even more apt now
 
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How old is JJ dad? Is she nearer his age than JJ ?
This was 2018, Poor Bloke he’s already got the Slitty 👀 Eyes Christ knows what his vision will be like after seeing the Vision in Black lace 🤮
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How old is JJ dad? Is she nearer his age than JJ ?
This is 2022 so he’s 63, 64 in September, Second wife is of a Certain type so he might even like Skank
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Polyester lace uuurgh.
Imagine if they end up in a bistro with candles on the table.
One wrong move and she’ll go up in flames like Guy Fawkes!
Did anyone order a flambéd dress for starters?
Most of her outfits wouldn't do well near an open flame
 
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Further Sleuthing, Daddy Slater is a Architectural Design consultant who wears Loafers and No Socks and Definitely thinks he’s Hot tit Lol 😂 will do more digging tomorrow
But LegoLad has 2 Parents who are Wealthy
 
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40% off ? 🤣🤣🤣
Did some of you work out that she'd make a miniscule £2.98 per punter?
10 mins is enough time to say "Meet me at Heathrow Airport Hotel in an hour with £5,000
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Pom bear can you work your magic and produce something along the lines of utterly butterly sluttery?😂
Because it spreads easily ... 😘
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Polyester lace uuurgh.
Imagine if they end up in a bistro with candles on the table.
One wrong move and she’ll go up in flames like Guy Fawkes!
Did anyone order a flambéd dress for starters?
'Flambe'd Dressed Crab?'
 
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