Katie Price #389 Skanks been rumbled her world has crumbled all we want now is to see her humbled

[In_Deep]

If you remember rightly, she paid no heed to the lockdown rules like we lesser mortals who decided to obey them, constantly buggering off to spend romantic weekends away with Cole and even trips abroad on holiday... and, of course, using Harvey as an excuse because he's so vulnerable and didn't understand it all....

Katie Price was 'reported by her OWN fans for flouting Covid rules'

A source has claimed that the former glamour model's fans alerted Essex Police to trip to collect the food and also said she was 'surprising people who'd bought her bath bombs.'

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Katie Price's Valentine's trip didn't break lockdown but cops 'don't condone it'

EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price and her boyfriend Carl Woods were spoken to by police after they were accused of breaking lockdown rules with their romantic Valentine's Day trip

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Katie Price pictured leaving cabin 180 miles from home after dodging fine

KATIE Price has been pictured leaving a cabin 180 miles from her home after dodging a fine and being accused of “breaking lockdown rules”. The Sun can reveal that West Mercia Police rul…

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Katie Price's neighbours call police on her amid claims she broke lockdown rules

She is not happy.

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Katie Price in feud with neighbours who 'called the police and accused her of breaking lockdown rules'

KATIE Price is in an ongoing feud with her neighbours who she claims have called the police and accused her of breaking lockdown rules. Talking exclusively to The Sun, Katie says that the constant …

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Katie Price to Turkey on £12,000 surgery trip with Carl Woods

KATIE Price jetted off to Turkey today for her latest round of surgery – and her THIRD holiday since lockdown lifted. The 43-year-old was spotted at the airport with her fiance Carl Woods ahe…

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This bleeping disregard for the rules, which literally almost everyone else in the country (except a few of our politicians of course ) is what finally caused me to snap and sign up to the Krusty Legion

I was pulling 18 hour days dressed in tit quality PPE, job to job to job, and living separate from my family for weeks due to the fear of cross contamination... I admit I often had a winge and a moan, but the inconvenience was nothing compared to the suffering experienced by hundreds of thousands of others...

A lot of us, not just key workers, went above and beyond during the pandemic, yet there was Skank flouting the rules despite having an extremely clinically vulnerable son?!

Anyway, rant over (for now) it's a lovely sunny day, so gonna fill the paddling pool and get the ducks out for a splash around

 

[IfTheCapFits]

I'm guessing that she probably can't manipulate her massive lips & teeth to drink from the spout, she struggles enough with the lid removed!

Poor legohead, there really are no benefits to this relationship at all are there!

From yesterday...

but of course she doesn’t read here!

Who'd want that rancid gob anywhere near your bits poor Lego!

 

[DC16]

Well for someone with the most severe MH the Priory doctors have ever seen in the history of the human race, she didn’t utter a word about MH week.

 

[helptheaged]

Well for someone with the most severe MH the Priory doctors have ever seen in the history of the human race, she didn’t utter a word about MH week.

Because her MH only comes in when she has to court and she got out of that
I think she has a court phobia ( as she cannot answer the questions) maybe they should set the questions out like an exam please answer the questions as fully as possible if not we will arrest you for contempt of court

 

[coolcat2022]

it is her birthday in 3 days yet we have not had her sprouting off about a party or holiday wonder what lego boy will get her and Harvey's on the 27th yet no begging for stuff for him yet i suppose she will take him out to one of her podcast show as a treat

IIRC, last year KFP was doing community service on her birthday? For breaching the restraining order against MP if memory serves me correctly. what a lowlife.

 

[tracey3871]

It's a bit rude to say we have a fetish. We're just concerned it's another victim trying to escape KP. #freethebigtoe #bigtoesmatter

Maybe someone could set up a poll ... who will escape first ..

PHIL TIT
GRANT TIT
BENJAMIN BELLY BUTTON
TIMOTHY TOE
TINA THE TINY EYE

So far the hair is winning

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Erm Dolls is reminding the sheets are very ‘slitty’

 

[SmillieKylie]

Because her MH only comes in when she has to court and she got out of that
I think she has a court phobia ( as she cannot answer the questions) maybe they should set the questions out like an exam please answer the questions as fully as possible if not we will arrest you for contempt of court

And the worst of it being, despite all the evidence to the contrary, gee we should just send the trustees and court the Wiki her terrible mental ‘elf is still believed to be a thing, and they bow to madam demands that she cannot face a public examination. that really does bug me that, absolute joke now. Look at her since the deferred BH, swanning around laughing, modelling clothing, pampering daily, chuckling away with the staff and public, has a tour in front of the public, answering questions, but cannot answer court questioning, she’s Miss Cocky from Cockiness Street, honestly why is she treated so leniently, it’s obvious she’s faking it

 

[helptheaged]

And the worst of it being, despite all the evidence to the contrary, gee we should just send the trustees and court the Wiki her terrible mental ‘elf is still believed to be a thing, and they bow to madam demands that she cannot face a public examination. that really does bug me that, absolute joke now. Look at her since the deferred BH, swanning around laughing, modelling clothing, pampering daily, chuckling away with the staff and public, has a tour in front of the public, answering questions, but cannot answer court questioning, she’s Miss Cocky from Cockiness Street, honestly why is she treated so leniently, it’s obvious she’s faking it

I agree this one s what gets me and her smug looks

 

[Pink Squirrel]

And the worst of it being, despite all the evidence to the contrary, gee we should just send the trustees and court the Wiki her terrible mental ‘elf is still believed to be a thing, and they bow to madam demands that she cannot face a public examination. that really does bug me that, absolute joke now. Look at her since the deferred BH, swanning around laughing, modelling clothing, pampering daily, chuckling away with the staff and public, has a tour in front of the public, answering questions, but cannot answer court questioning, she’s Miss Cocky from Cockiness Street, honestly why is she treated so leniently, it’s obvious she’s faking it

She really doesn't want the public finding out the truth does she?
Doesn't give a flying duck about her kids but is desperate to hang on to the illusion that she's some sort of highly successful businesswoman The question is, just how bad is the truth
I feel so sorry for everyone she owes money too

 

[secretsrsafe]

“Haha! I assume that is LegoBoy behind the paper bag? Can’t tell if he’s hiding behind the bag so he can’t be seen in a photo with that hag, or if he’s displeased Madam and she’s put a bag there so she doesn’t have to look at his teeny tiny frame ”

You’re right, it is him …. FFS what man goes and sits for hours in the hairdressers? SB used to do it, her hangers-on used to do it, all her kids at various times have done it. Anybody got any theories as to why she can’t go on her own except obviously she’s not allowed to drive herself. I personally love a couple of hours on my own having my hair done, cup of coffee, chocolate bar, latest gossip, phone on flight mode and read a book

It’s in his contract to be in her presence 24/7 and to give her compliments every 5 mins - along with fetching greasy take-aways, photographing or filming her and lingering in the fumes of her farts.

 

[hugothebear]

And the worst of it being, despite all the evidence to the contrary, gee we should just send the trustees and court the Wiki her terrible mental ‘elf is still believed to be a thing, and they bow to madam demands that she cannot face a public examination. that really does bug me that, absolute joke now. Look at her since the deferred BH, swanning around laughing, modelling clothing, pampering daily, chuckling away with the staff and public, has a tour in front of the public, answering questions, but cannot answer court questioning, she’s Miss Cocky from Cockiness Street, honestly why is she treated so leniently, it’s obvious she’s faking it

I really don't understand how they are not seeing this! I know there are procedures and rules to be followed before she is done for contempt of court but she is brazenly doing this in front of their eyes and taking the piss. Everybody can see this it is bloody shocking.

 

[KK77]

Do you know what..I think Carl was too good for her..I know he was a knob, but I think he cared for her! I think he could have called her out about the kids..and he was a bleeping twit tormenting Harvey.

No! reading this back he was horrible wasn't he..She attracts people like her!

One thing’s for sure, that guy LOVES Sid! Just saying!

 

[coolcat2022]

One thing’s for sure, that guy LOVES Sid! Just saying!

True but CW didn’t do anything about her neglect of her other animals. Blade (RIP) springs to mind.

 

[mrspig99]

Yeah, definitely not her hair.
Oh she’s absolutely hilarious isn’t she, bet she was having a right giggle with JJ et al at the salon about it.

By Jordan? So she's a hairdresser now as well as a paramedic??

 

[KK77]

Oh dear my darling,I can’t help it,just Natural language.I bleeping ate her so much.

I

It’s that bleeping toe again,foot on car.

That toe causes me lasting distress - it is not natural. She IS an alien!

 

[BadJanet]

Just a hint, for dear Dolly's sake

 

[mrspig99]

So 378 likes equals "viral" does it?

I was just going to say that! No way does she get enough views for anything to go viral!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Maybe someone could set up a poll ... who will escape first ..

PHIL TIT
GRANT TIT
BENJAMIN BELLY BUTTON
TIMOTHY TOE
TINA THE TINY EYE

So far the hair is winning

Joe Barnet will be gone before long then she'll have to rely on Wally Wig & chums instead
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And the worst of it being, despite all the evidence to the contrary, gee we should just send the trustees and court the Wiki her terrible mental ‘elf is still believed to be a thing, and they bow to madam demands that she cannot face a public examination. that really does bug me that, absolute joke now. Look at her since the deferred BH, swanning around laughing, modelling clothing, pampering daily, chuckling away with the staff and public, has a tour in front of the public, answering questions, but cannot answer court questioning, she’s Miss Cocky from Cockiness Street, honestly why is she treated so leniently, it’s obvious she’s faking it

I reckon Judgie-Boy and his cohorts invest in a few tickets to the crapcast then stand up and ask the thing what they want to know.
Could we suggest this??

 

[mrspig99]

Springfield Farm, Carluke - Momo Homes

Springfield Farm enjoys an elevated yet secluded position with wonderful views over the Clyde Valley and beyond to Tinto Hill, which is the largest and most prominent landmark in the upper reaches of the Clyde Valley.

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I’m going to put an offer in on this. It’s a bit smaller than the Mucky Mansion but it does have a stable block. Obviously now I’m skankrupt I will not pay the mortgage and I can’t wait to buy some horses too. I mean nobody lives within their means according to the rules of Skank.
I’m not really putting an offer in. I’ll stay in my wee 2 bedroom cottage.

Joking aside that place is gorgeous and a reasonable price too! Wish I was in the market for something like that.