So listened to the podcast at midnight, DC gets a day off unless she wants to dive in herself 
The episode is called….
Am I living in a caravan 
Kicks off with them excited about the tour, Skank seems back to being rather hyper, after being more low-key recently. Skank has to get her lashes and roots done as the grey is coming through, she’s been working too hard behind the scenes to pamper herself.
Edna’s ordered new outfits, Skank has got Adrian to make her outfits, had a fitting and Skank is wearing crowns.
IOW chat, Lego met the family, the clan matriarch has given her approval, “Very sensible lad, very good for Skank”…I wet myself at this point, had to stop the show, laughing too much.
Big News Alert
they are very excited about this
Edna’s Dad has won 2 raffle tickets for the IOW music festival on 20-23rd June. Edna and Harry were given them, so Skank wasn’t missing out, she’s bought Lego and her a couple of tickets. as Edna will be 6 months pregnant, Skank’s joining her in not drinking. Clashes with her audio of the book of
, so Skank’s moved it to the 24th/25th June (really
)
Not camping (the whole point of going to a festival) PP Fencing is running them back and forth
Skank starts to blag for an upgrade to VIP tickets from any IOW organisers listening and signing her up as an act to sing…FFS
Skank’s back in the studio, starts ‘singing’, it’s horrible.
Here we go, MM not being repossessed, she’s not being evicted, the caravan story was bollox. So she’ll still be there on the 29th and is making a big announcement on the 28th about something anyway 
What fresh hell will this be.
Skank starts saying she should have been at the BAFTA’s as she’s still big in TV, and the women who were there dressed crap compared to women at American awards shows.Skank was shocked at some of the people invited (she doesn’t get it, does she
) AFP turned it off in disgust. Should be a high class show but it was just Riff-Raff attending….I wet myself again, WTF, she is so deluded
Eurovision next, start talking
about Skank doing it, and her voice was so different then, Skank admits she couldn’t sing or dance back then….ya still can’t
Skank thought it was appalling, too much diversity, some of it was like porn, disgusted she was
Liked Olly though, bit weird as he was one of the most sexual acts of the night
They want to buy a boat with PP Fencing on the IOW, even if it’s just a dingy….this is a hard listen.
Edna has had a call about a very exciting project, Skank wanted to say what it was, Edna stopped her, it’s confidential. Skank’s dream has come true with this one, have to say they are very excited about it.
Skank admits she’s in a
situation but she has so many good things coming, she’s on
now, all the
is being sorted, she’s back.
Boring talk about fake tan next
Skank ain’t happy about her grey hair, boring pampering talk
Questions…How do your partners describe you ?
Edna….shes like the grifting matriarch, not patient, moody and says what’s on her mind
Skank…..Lego says she’s very loving, puts people before her, very funny but nuts, and he’s learnt you do not interrupt her when she’s watching TV. Lego says she copes well with everything, Lego loves the Clan, they are mad but really funny.
Baby names for Edna….Harvey, Laurel, Olive, Bobby, Clinton, Carly…reminds Skank of Kylie……noooooooo
bored of this now.
Skank’s watching the boxing round Edna’s on Saturday, and Skanky’s annoyed she has to pick up H from the hospital as she has to look at trains.
Life Advice….
woman wants a boob job….zzzzzzz
woman want advice on an alcoholic friend
Skank says it’s hard, she can leave it, but those who can’t, it ruins your life, Skank’s seen it in others
…What can you say anymore, she’s a bloody addict.
So that’s it, it’s all good, lots of new projects…not being evicted, she’s winning at life
Honestly after listening to that, I think she’s insane, the delusion
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) and social media, all of this would’ve been a controlled narrative through the mainstream media, her lies, version of events, set up pap shots, and that’s all we’d get. These days though we are all together, a true force, all sharing information and facts that go against the ‘official story’, yet another win for us krusties! No more reading unbelievable shite in the Sunday papers or OK how ‘everything is awesome’ what she’s upto next.. blah blah puke.
all proceeds to a nice animal charity
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