Katie Price #388 Have you heard? Kicked out of her gaff & dressed like a turd

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Rita Chevrolet

I think the house is set-back far enough away from the dual carriageway for it not to be a great issue, indeed it doubt it would be much of a problem to make the other entrance on the rear of the property the main access point and then just close off the other one completely.
The good thing about that main road access is that for a developer buying the place there will be no huge fuss at 'Orsham council getting permission for an access road for a new estate because there is one already!! (That entire stretch between roundabouts is littered with New Developments)
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YellowTail said:
What happened to the ‘Plucky Mansion’?
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Its now the "Fucked-Up Manshun"! Woo hoo!!!
 
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WillowTree21

Joanna Surrey said:
This is the reality of it.
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This was a big place lots of paddocks.
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The only other place that had loads of paddocks was the house down the road from her existing house in Dial Post.
Before that she had Woldingham (no horse stables) & Ockley house.
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Noms said:
Is Al out of the loft yet?
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Maybe they'll find his remains when they bulldoze the place??
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My OH and I are buying two derelict cottages - they're in better nick than the Shitty Shack!!!
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itslifebutnotasweknowit said:
I wonder if Skank will take all her ghosts with her?
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No ghosts -she is the only malevolent spirit about the place
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lozenger said:
Well that was a load of boring old tripe until they quietly dropped this little bomb... this was actually never proved was it?
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This will rile-up SB! Cue incoming from the Woods Set...........................
 
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Parry1988

Jesus the way she pats those tits they look rock solid
 
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Tedbear

WillowTree21 said:
The only other place that had loads of paddocks was the house down the road from her existing house in Dial Post.
Before that she had Woldingham (no horse stables) & Ockley house.
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Wonder if shes still got her huge sunbed
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Tedbear said:
Wonder if shes still got her huge sunbed
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Probably not; She either broke it or gave it away because she is sprayed with Ronseal's finest shed paint in Burmese Teak these days.
Its 'elfier dontcha knaaawww
 
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Blodwin

I agree. Might I direct my fellow Krusties to when she was flogging bog roll at Christmas
 
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shizzler

Jeez, the tiny eye is disappearing!
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Blooming heck, just caught Edna’s stories this morning, she is one bland boring fucker. I need to watch them at bedtime, will cure my insomnia in 3.2.1
 
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Quattro formaggi

Me too! Also here will keep a look out. Flight delayed so plenty of time for skank spotting!
 
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Helena-botham-farter

IfTheCapFits said:
Those are very different 'facts' to what was understood here at the time , can't imagine Carl would be very happy about that reporting if it isn't true
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It's not a fact as he was never charged with assault. I think they've dropped a clanger there. There was only ever her claim that someone assaulted her.
 
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Pink Squirrel

Helena-botham-farter said:
It's not a fact as he was never charged with assault. I think they've dropped a clanger there. There was only ever her claim that someone assaulted her.
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There were sooooo many layers to that night. It went on & on.

Where is SB living now? Is he still in the rental hideout? The triangle house with daddy Woods? Fingers back bedroom? Keeping a low profile just so she doesn't find him?
If he gets a noo sleb girlfriend she'll be pictured half in his lounge window yelling obscenities
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Absolutely brilliant every inch a top model wots been in "the industry" for 647 years. She's sooooo natural in front of the camera. The outfit fits her beautifully. Her lovely gentle voice tone as she describes it. I'm crying as I type this....
Holy crap on a cracker I LOVE IT!! DO YOU LOVE IT??
 
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ennersdale

Her smugness has always really riled me. Her losing the children and hopefully the MM is enough for me. Everything else that brings her down is a bonus.
 
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Pink Squirrel

P has been distant from her dearest muvva for some weeks now. Anyone else think she stepped away not only to help her own career but also because her younger siblings were finally safe from the old sIags clutches? I know we frequently discussed P hanging around so much just so she could look out for J & B. Sorry if it's been recently discussed
It's clear that J & P are decent kids, raised well by Pete u cunt & Em.
 
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Interestingbitsnbats

If she doesn't get kicked out this time round it just shows how differently normal people get treated. None celebrities work full-time plus, don't go on countless hoildays, can Bearley afford a day out with kids would of been homeless before the next paycheck if missed rent or mortgage.
 
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Helena-botham-farter

I imagine they would be really upset because their mum lost their younger siblings due to drugs and her lack of care and alleged neglect.
It could be worse than we all know if other abuse has gone on. It has to be serious for courts to take kids away.
They might have been informed of exactly what's gone on as they're relatives?
 
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Helena-botham-farter

Yes it was messy ( Slapgate) but the media can't claim he assaulted her if he was never charged, they've been negligent there I think.
It's like with Kieran, they can report someone was arrested and say what for, they can't report as a fact the person did what they've been arrested for as no charges and no conviction. Carl could get a retraction I imagine if he is bothered.
 
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Scuttler

Blodwin said:
I agree. Might I direct my fellow Krusties to when she was flogging bog roll at Christmas
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Fanny Ears!
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Sounds like the description of her beef curtains.
 
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Pink Squirrel

If a tiny fraction of FFJ statements are even half true the situation is horrific
We've seen countless times where her grasp of morals & decency are......waaaay down in the gutter. Flashing her fandango at every opportunity, naked tits draped all over H whilst kissing him
Who the fuck does that & thinks it's acceptable?
How has she not been done for abuse/exploitation of a vulnerable child/adult??
Who the hell walks around naked in front of their stepdad??
The way she treats pets/animals
Leandro was soooooo accurate..... she's not wired up right.
She destroys everyone & everything she touches. She is pure poison. Rotten from the inside out.
 
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