Katie Price #37 Bun in the oven, no it's on ya head coz all of creepy crawls semen are dead

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Some people are just thick, I've seen comments on the FB feed on stories of Skanky at Thorpe Park and people
are saying "I Thought she was in Portugal".....

Jezza eyeroll well what do you expect off FB?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Obligatory balloon...notice the word bought

Bought... By JYY - not him

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Did you notice that the car has become a Ranger Rover too, LOL

I missed that!

 

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Getting back to Skanky , Different World isn't it ?

Yeah well My favourite is rock . But my kids had that Clubland channel on 24/7 So I know all that stuff.
Gonna have All i ever wanted engraved on my tombstone

You'd like Scooter Vs Status Quo 'Whatever you want' then I take it?

I'm not having a tombstone, or a funeral, no thank you. What do we think will be the first headline from the skank in the rags tomorrow guys, guesses? We've had the balloons, cake & sham chav tat already

I want to be cremated and my ashes put in a firework so I can go out with a bang

''Fire!!!''' Tell you what, it'll have to be a sizeable Roman candle that Staples, I've got Mother in the lounge on the fireplace for now, I didn't realise how big the containers are

 

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Here is the full performance for anyone who’s interested:

Right you, payback time for all your Skanky Price caterwauling. I can't post linky things but find 'Vitas. The 7th Element' and you've got to sit through it without laughing

 

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Fucking,fucking nightmare.

I know.....
And when I woke up I'd have a vision of all the Krusties lined up pointing at me shouting
"TRAITOR!"

Phew! Thank god it wasn't real

 

[Wilkco]

I think they went out on Ryanair and came back on BA

So do I.

 

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Germany... WTF

I'm liking Finland

Gwan Finland, love it! Tell you what, that skanky madam is too bad even for Euro I think

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Number 8 Syrup of figs =Wig.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awww @Pom Bear Hope you a feeling better sweetie..

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Germany... WTF

I'm liking Finland

Have the UK been on yet, I only started watching from when Iceland was on

Gwan Finland, love it! Tell you what, that skanky madam is too bad even for Euro I think

Germany, what was that hand all about

 

[liar liar]

I reckon the real reason she wasn't bothered about seeing B&J on her birthday was that she knew that any gifts from them would have been chosen (and prob paid for ) with Kieran's help and cash and therefore there would be no knock off designer tat or anything to brag about. I bet Kieran has stipulated that his kids under no circumstances be left without Krusty in attendance and therefore no chance of Clearblue taking them shopping without her. I thought I saw some Hotel Chocolat choccies in her pile so I'm guessing the kids chose those thinking they might be a bit more classy than the usual shit she eats and she might like the fact that they'd picked them themselves. Selfish cow

That article was from 2019...

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Not worried about the jab Dolly, worried if I get the same side affects as Pink!

Whenever I've had a dream about Skanky (been two at least), I'm her fucking BEST FRIEND!!!
She's a nice person in my dreams

Fucking,fucking nightmare.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Lol, lucky I didn't understand the postings

If you hadn't asked I wouldn't have known

 

[peeko]

Aah , you can just imagine Katie’s Rep(probably the cleaner) and the liquidators having a sing song
You say Eether and I say eyether
You say neether and I say nyether
Eether eyether neether nyether
Let’s call the whole thing off!

 

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I like Scooter, my eldest used to play it all the time, my youngest was Eminem, DMX and 2pac etc...

Oh my goodness, I normally get on everybody's nerves with my Scooter addiction your eldest has good taste is all I can say big up Dave from Sheffield

I reckon we are in for a huge amount of bullshit on Sunday, both IG accounts are a little quiet right now.

Never mind just tomorrow, she'll spew it all out regurgitated round until at least June

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I love KiltyKatts' comments - she doesn't hold back eh? I like to think she's a honourary Krusty and will come over to our dark side (if she isn't on here already?) x

I had to tell this one to shut up

 

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Yes, he was alright actually. Listen, we could stick Adele & Ed Sheeran in it and we'd still come second from bottom!!

I thought our British chap was going to start singing 'superstar' by Love Inc. And offer to do my driveway

 

[DC16]

What goes through my colon looks better than that (sorry guys)

Surely most people who have been on celeb Masterchef find it inspiring to carry on improving their cooking, not KP, just gets a ping dinner out of the freezer or a takeaway.

 

[DC16]

Glad to see the healthy eating is going well Katie, Wimpy in Horsham never mind, just go and have it sucked out instead

With someone else by the sounds of it too.