Katie Price #37 Bun in the oven, no it's on ya head coz all of creepy crawls semen are dead

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Thank you for your kind words. Yes, am sure I will sort it soon.
 
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Nice one @liar
 
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Fuck me,been catching up great posts and @Pom Bear pics. oh by the way @Facehugger and krusties,don’t worry about the masive Piss Vat properly taken away to be emptied,environment friendly,so I can see it being used very quick due to those two lying vile cunts.
 
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I'm not kidding sadly, she was more or less boastful about it. The cunt.
I also think the idea was just to wind people up.

I’m going to be dropping a line to Thorpe Park asking I hope they provided the required evidence that the rest of us have to.

I wonder why they went to Portugal for just a couple of nights, doesn’t seem worth it.

I don’t think she has started IVF, just following the tag line and used the pairs initial consultations for SPL cause it makes such amazing content Cawl.
She is prob hoping someone will think it will make for a great programme and pay for it. Give me strength
 
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Katie’s birthday is on Saturday. She’ll be booked in for her yearly facelift as soon as she can get to Turkey.
One can but hope for one of those terrible surgical errors whereby it does not wake up afterwards. God I hate her so much
 
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Morning Krustie's . Great title @liar liar . Thanks for moving us on @265 . @Pom Bear more hilarious pics . Crawl looks lovely in his flowery swimming cap . And I still think the bin is the best place for him .

What wet Friday, birthday eve lies will come today?? I actually think all they do at the minute is to piss people off. It's the only way she gets any interest anymore. She's boring. Everyone is fed up of her. She's a washed up old has-been. Nobody's interested anymore. It's the same old shit on repeat over & over. So the only way she can get a tiny spark of interest is to basically insult genuine people.

I'm bracing myself for a £10,000 birthday gift, 650 begged cakes, hideous balloon display, a shit load of chavtastic crap from desperado's, staged crap with the poor kids...... pass the cauldron @Dollylovesshoes

Buckle up Krustie's, this weekend could be a bumpy ride!
 
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So what was this marvellous revelation they were filming or whatever down in the "Private Cove"?
Is it the thing's birthday tomorrow? Oh shit; Its my son's birthday too - the poor love has had his birthday contaminated
 
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I don't think I have ever used the emojis as much as I do now on these assholes Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
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Hope not, bloody scroungers

Makes me sick these Zzzz listers begging stuff for free when they have money to pay for things
The only time I ever begged was when my mum grounded me "Please, please, please mumma, can I go out, PLEAAASE!"
And I would keep on until she said, "Oh, get out of my site!"
So, I did - down to the woods for a smoke, teehee!

Another time she grounded me, I was so angry (16yrs old), I popped four studs in my ears, ouch! It hurt.
Was grounded for an extra couple of days
 
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You absolute rebel you! LOL
 
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Good morning I was hoping the parking pass she is waving around was really because of her son Harvey being disabled
 
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You absolute rebel you! LOL
My poor Mum, we do laugh about the stuff I did that I can tell her NOW but wouldn't back then.

She used to say please stop getting your hair shaved! The more she said it the shorter it got from grade four to grade two.
Had it shaved without the grade once because my boyfriend forgot to put a grade on. My mum was picking my young son up once and said, why are you wearing a woolly hat in this heat, it was Summer. I had to show her, her face was a picture
 
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I feel like a dislike this woman to much. Her attitude in interviews sitting there like such a know it all with that annoying look on face “me me me bla about bla bla me me” not good for my mood
 
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