I have just simultaneously snorted out my drink while also inhaling part of it. Be back from hospital later - I almost choke laughed myself to death
Katie Price #367 Twice bankrupt now for the criminal junkie, no wad to fix the Norks that are wonky!
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First pic - that’s the most open his eyes have ever been. Hardly recognised him.Latest, Red Tops aren’t happy with her, “without a care in the world after being declared bankrupt”
Oooh la la, and look, do I detect Kryten and her having a row here, is there trouble in paradise in the non relationship already
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He ain’t happy
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Katie Price doesn't have care in world after being declared bankrupt
The former glamour model's second bankruptcy was revealed on Monday, after the star, 45, failed to pay over £750,000 in unpaid tax.www.dailymail.co.uk
ah but that does work both ways. She went out the door looking like THAT!
Omfg those huge tits 🫣OMG today keeps giving, that girl’s noticed and posted this, state of the Skank, thinks it’s down with the kids, nah Skank it’s a Mum who’s brought two beach balls to the partyKryten in the background there, trying to ignore her
Court case, what court case, this must be what being signed off is all about….
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The more I look at him the more unattractive he becomes. No wonder he's the best skanky could recruit into her Save My Arse Campaign!
If I don't know better I'd swear this was one of Poms creations
He is below average in every respect. I still wonder why his SM is such a snooze-fest? Pictures of empty pubs, gyms and swimming pools. Why would anyone follow him for that and followers are the holy grail.
I agree, I’ve stood next to her years ago in Brighton, I was shocked how tiny she was, we were both wearing flats, I’m 5’ 6”, she was way below me, I estimated 5’ 1”. Of all the people to know it would be you, she’s tiny. I don’t believe Kryten is 5’ 10”, he’s a lot smaller, and look at her heels (broken feet
) last night. That’s why they are the same height in photos yesterday, he’s a small guy and she’s got a huge heel on.
I feel for her, if it wasn't for Gary, Warren, Dane, Dwight, Gareth, Pete, Alex, Leandro, Kieran, Joe, Danny, John, Kris, Charles, Carl & JJ this special bankruptcy would never of happened.
***please feel free to fill in all the others in between that I've missed off the list. I can only count on 2 hands how many men she's slept with. But like KP I have major issues with dyscalculia.
***please feel free to fill in all the others in between that I've missed off the list. I can only count on 2 hands how many men she's slept with. But like KP I have major issues with dyscalculia.
Where do you even start with these two eh??
Him a shortarse Humpty Dumpty, dressed like a High School boy from Nooo Yoik with a weasly little face, tragic hair, his dinky little Man-Bag and about 5 feet tall at the highest estimate
Then that thing. Dressed plastic to match its fake norks, the lips,, false arse and all the rest of it, all coated in Ronseal's Burmese Teak shed paint, The Turkey Teef and Moddlin' poses from 1990. Oh and it's barnet looks like its been dragged through a hedge dozens of times, backwards and forwards
Whoa - all you wannabee Zlisters out there had better step aside because der Kinggg & Kweeen is alreddy 'erre Woo Hoo!
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Oooooo.... Is that a peace sign, Kryten...?!!About last night, mum is down with the kids, she’s living her dream, part of the Ex on the Beach crowd now, and Kryten still playing the game very badly…not a relationship
Signed off in the morning, partying in the evening……
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Even Vishnu wouldn't have enough fingers to count for her
Or they’ve just been down his froat to be
He’s got effin dumpy tiny fingers as well.Guaranteed toOr they’ve just been down his froat to be
if they've been near her chuff 1st!
Katie Price's guide to safe and pleasant motoring
NOTHING compares to the sense of freedom you get from leaving magistrates’ court having narrowly avoided a driving ban or prison. As a keen driver, here's my advice for fellow touring enthusiasts.
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Even they know it’s all Pete’s fault
Katie Price warned she's set to lose everything but bare essentials
Katie Price is set to lose everything apart from the 'bare essentials' and may even face criminal proceedings and jailtime like Boris Becker.
Size of her neck Her head looks like a thumbDM taking the piss in so many ways here...
Whilst clearing stating all the facts & figures regarding her 2nd bankruptcy.
The 'I've been signed off...' quote just confirms to the wider public exactly how thick & clueless she is!
When she says she’s been signed off, does she mean she’s been signed “off her tits!”
Oh dear, I’m in an online meeting, sneakily watching this thread, saw this and had to laught out loud. Hillarious, stop doing this to me, soooo funny.
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