Katie price #366 Skanks got off with another fine, didn't turn up as she was sniffing a line!

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Noseybonk

Well Krusties. What an afternoon I have had , our neighbours we are polite to, collared my hubby whilst he was washing his car earlier. Next minute both are in my house and we are brewing up and providing biscuits.

They are know it alls of the highest order and I had to listen to visit to various conspiracy theories regarding all sorts - Putin, Royal Family and bizarrely Katie Price!

I am no flying monkey and I know this is total bollocks but thought I would share for your amusement.

Krusty isn’t in jail because she took the virginity of an ex prime ministers son and has a video. Think 90s and a wide mouth wife!

I argued that prisons are full, she’s used Harvey and her Mum. Shes lied, she evades and it’s a long long process, but nope this is the reason.
 
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shizzler

Stan Butler said:
The whiteboard probably skanks schedule. Pack 5 lucky bags and it's drinky time, pack 5 lucky bags and its time.
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Oh give over. It’ll be:
1. Brush teeth
2. Brush hair (hmm)
3. Get kids up for school. Whadya mean “what kids”!!
4. Get in bath
5. Phone DWP
6. Phone OK
7. Check JJ knows where he’s meant to be this week
8. Apologise to your mother , actually scrap that
9. Tell fat arsed sister to dig out some more pics/deflections for IG
10. Phone Harv. Harv, you know the first born. Oh FFS phone H A R V

fill in the rest of blank squares with any old shite
 
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Domcat

The Sun listed 16 men on that video. What's that KP said about her being able to count the number of men she's had on her fingers? Surely not another fib She's fond of telling everyone that she's a strong, independent and capable woman. Well fancy giving your power away to men and letting them destroy you. What happened ? Were you wasted on drink and snow? or did those nasty men catch you out when you were not being strong or independent or capable? Deary me.
 
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shizzler

Even mouth to mouth and a defibrillator won’t resuscitate his career. That ships sailed and sunk
 
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Stan Butler

You mean tony Blair's son. Skank was linked to that and the conspiracy theory that it's cherries Blair and her connections high court barrister that has a word. Oooops did i say that out loud.
 
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life’s a car crash

Jomo11 said:
Or Sky Park Farm in Petersfield - he'd love seeing all the different deer and being able to feed them.
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That is wonderful to hear! Thank you @DC16
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I recall that picture at the end of her drive. They were both so happy to see him. Smiles right up to their eyes
 
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Noseybonk

Stan Butler said:
You mean tony Blair's son. Skank was linked to that and the conspiracy theory that it's cherries Blair and her connections high court barrister that has a word. Oooops did i say that out loud.
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That’s the one load of bollocks but first time I have heard it to be fair
 
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life’s a car crash

shizzler said:
Even mouth to mouth and a defibrillator won’t resuscitate his career. That ships sailed and sunk
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What bloody career. He was on a reality show for short time. By the time the next lot come he will be long forgotten. No other discernible talents
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Noseybonk said:
That’s the one load of bollocks but first time I have heard it to be fair
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Even if she did it’s hardly an issue for national security. Embarrassing maybe but there were really dodgy stuff come out about the Blair’s and they survived
 
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WillowTree21

It’s probably more likely for the benefit of the BENT social worker & other lackie’s to keep track. I doubt she’s any involvement or interest. She gets others to deal with getting kids to/ from school & any activities. She couldn’t give a toss. Someone else will have to drive kids to the places they need to be. She wouldn’t be that stupid, to drive them herself ( we hope). in her book it’s up to the lackies to make sure she gets to meetings etc. probably something frumpy dumplings put in place. DL updating weekly/daily with instructions from dumpling. Kylie, did you see any court dates?
 
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Stan Butler

Noseybonk said:
That’s the one load of bollocks but first time I have heard it to be fair
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There was also a rumour that skank was being protected because she was a good time girl hired for V.I.P parties that were held for the rich and famous and visiting dignitaries.
 
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JaneRev

Winepig said:
It IS suspiciously quiet in Skanky Land .

I think her arse has finally exploded.
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We can but hope

She's too quiet, maybe she's practicing in the mirror on how she's going to spin through BH. Or she's found her next victim
 
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Noseybonk

Stan Butler said:
There was also a rumour that skank was being protected because she was a good time girl hired for V.I.P parties that were held for the rich and famous and visiting dignitaries.
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I think she’s too common for that, I reckon they want at least certain standard of class and discretion in their hoo-ores rather than that screeching mess.

Remember she flashed her tits at Boris at that party and got kicked out and sent home.
 
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Urbanbunny

Stan Butler said:
There was also a rumour that skank was being protected because she was a good time girl hired for V.I.P parties that were held for the rich and famous and visiting dignitaries.
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KP’s a liability and can’t keep her mouth shut about anything so I doubt this is true.
 
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KK77

JaneRev said:
We can but hope

She's too quiet, maybe she's practicing in the mirror on how she's going to spin through BH. Or she's found her next victim
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Well she’s not quiet because she’s busy picking an outfit that makes her look respectable in court tomorrow, that’s for sure!
 
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DC16

Rita takes Bunny to school.
 
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Stan Butler

Coincidence the whiteboard with a schedule makes an appearance in plain view on a video just as skanks pushing the MH and BH is due, "i'm seeing a fewipist i'm very forgetful i'm trying to get myself sorted m'lud i'm seeking help with my MH issues and my fewipist told to write things down on a big whiteboard to remind me"
 
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Domcat

Madcatbimbo said:
I know.... and this bit.... Wetting myself....

'And Katie is hoping to team up with JJ and launch a new venture together so she can be a multi-millionaire once again.' Deluded much...?!!
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I read that., Jeez. No mention of regrets at her current debt level or of any intention to settle them when she becomes a multi millionaire once again. The sleazebag.
 
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