Katie Price #361 skank calls it fate, but grifting, poncing and noncing seems to be a family trait

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That outfits done it for me all i want now is for the beautiful sex kitten Katie to tie me down call me dirty names while she spits on me and kicks me in the junk with those sparkly high heels on.
I,m getting worried about you Stan. Have some more Spam.
 
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Sellotape some rice crispies on and job’s a good’un
 
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true, she could just pop a tat of the l
True, she could just cover it with a tat of the latest egg
 
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I dunno about anyone else but I could comment on this all night, absolute comedy gold
 
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Well it was certainly worth leaving 2 young kids alone again wasn't it? Granny Skank strutting about on stage miming and getting pissed. Important work there.
 
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It's not, my friend lost her 19 year old son due to him being drunk and not taking his insulin
My partner is a type 1 diabetic. Can I just give a word of warning. When a diabetic is having a hypo, their blood sugars have dropped really low. Alcohol can do this. Giving insulin brings sugar levels down, they need something to bring sugar levels up. Never give insulin. Often they will carry glucogel, if not sweet drinks, chocolate, even sugar . I never knew this till my partner was diagnosed . I think before this if I had seen someone having a hypo I would have thought they need their insulin .
 
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I see Kryten’s green bag has got yet another outing again. KP doing her ‘taking a shit’ pose again! Sophie looking like her usual frumpy self.

Kids left at home again, probably all weekend!
 
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Unbelievable
I see she’s got that awful hat on again. A large hat that - somehow, defying the laws of physics - is too big for her gigantic head.
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Why doesn't she just get nipples tattooed on ? I've had a mastectomy and recon and had a 3d nipple tattoo, looks better than the real one. Oh yeah she has needle phobia ,silly me
I watch a lot of Botched and I am always in awe of how fantastic the 3D nipple tattoos are. They look perfect, from any angle. Too good for her really.
 
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Her boobs are scary
If they popped could take out everything in 5 mile radius
 
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Stirring stuff, not, lol! Lyrics that really soothe the soul!
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Drink in one hand and ever present vape in the other! God she really does have a problem with those vapes doesn't she? She is so addicted to them! I bet the theatre has a no smoking/vaping policy too which doubtless she will just ignore as usual.
 
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Mine is amazing, made such a difference to how I felt about myself . That's what fucks me off about her casual approach to surgery, I've had to have loads just to get back to looking normal again
 
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