Katie Price #361 skank calls it fate, but grifting, poncing and noncing seems to be a family trait

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Hanoi, that's hilarious!!
The smug look on her face, she is so sure she's an amazing singer😂
To be fair she is amazing, amazingly bad in every sense.
She cannot hold a tune, pronounce words correctly or even soften or project her voice at the correct times. Even sitting down her movements have no rhythm and are wooden. I wish the cameraman had panned round to the crew who must have been desperately trying to stifle their hysterical laughter. Worse than the deluded people in the jokey first round of X Factor auditions 🤣😂😅
Why the bloody hell does it keep screeching "TURN IT UP!"? Turn it OFF!!!!!
 
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Hilarious that she thinks she can sing. Still got it ? No love you never had it !
She’s not going to stop, she’s going to flog this dead donkey until she stops getting booked . I’ll bet it’s in her appearance contract - “ kipper must be able to perform at least one track”
 
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God she is vile rubbing her crotch 'suggestively' in front of an audience ... not even a bunch of drunk clubbers ... was it an OF request or a dare ffs ? On the plus side this and the club night almost 100% guarantee she will never get on a prime time TV show ever again
 
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It looked like the sign language guy was saying she was a head
I think he was saying "Think yourself bleeping lucky you can't hear this!!!!"
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Is that a Nokia or are you just pleased to see me. 🤣View attachment 2790469
Is this perhaps another leftover panto outfit?????
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Never underestimate the Pwicey….for turning up as a weapons-grade twit. Though I do like how the lighting here gives her complexion a lovely green shade….

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Looks like she took back Boyson's trouser sausage stuffer along with the hat from Harvey
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another lyrical genius from the amazing wordsmiths who wrote this piece of crap for the drowning bag of cats that is the songstress Katie Price

Free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love again
oh oh
Free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love again
I've never loved you more but in a different way (way)
I'll be a dissapointment to you every single day
I'm not the one your looking for, let me save you from your pain (pain)
It's time for me to let you go so your Free to love again
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love again
oh oh
Free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love
I could never give to you
all the things that you deserve
I know that if you stay with me
you'll just wind up, getting hurt
I know that you can't see it now, but i won't let you pretend
Just see it as a brand new start, don't see it as the end
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love
Free to love again
Free to love (oh oh)
Free to love again
Free to love
Free to love again
Free to love (oh oh)
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love
Free to love again
Free to love (oh oh)
Free to love again
Free to love
Free to love again
Free to love (oh oh)
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Yes, your free to love
Yes, your free to love again
Free to love again
Free to love
Free to love again
Free to love (oh oh)
Free to love again
Free to love
Free to love again
Free to love (oh oh)
bleeping hell! It must have taken weeks of endless toil studying a thesaurus to come up with those illuminating, inspirational lyrics...........
 
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The whole gang are there, look at Kryten, gee he’s an oddball isn’t he 😁 always has that mate with him…you know it’s a fake relationship as one of her main rules is deffo no mates hanging around when with her 😁

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duck me her thighs in the wild are bloody amazing!
I don’t think they have EVER looked this chunky.
Just goes to show how much filters have been masking ( about 6 inches on each leg I’d say lol!)
Menopause here we come.
You are starting to look stodgy mutant!
 
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I see she’s got that awful hat on again. A large hat that - somehow, defying the laws of physics - is too big for her gigantic head.
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I watch a lot of Botched and I am always in awe of how fantastic the 3D nipple tattoos are. They look perfect, from any angle. Too good for her really.
Harvey can draw her raspberries on for her in crayon - he'll do it because "He LUVVVVVS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
 
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God she looked horrific, giant misshapen boobs, big square torso, weird bubble butt same size as her none existant waist, little chicken legs with cellulite all down them, and the mutant boxers face to go with it. Had to laugh at the topless blokes escorting her out, looked like a pair of carers bringing out a pensioner for visiting time 🤣
 
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It looked like the sign language guy was saying she was a head
Was he a sign language man?
I thought he was a mad stage crasher who’d jumped up to dance topless at the side ( he looks like he’s got no top on if you don’t look too close).
Oh there’s just SO much to unwrap while watching that video clip.
Thank you mutant!
What a glorious comedy gift you are!
 
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Between "Hano" and the state of her and dick or finger gate I can't keep up this weekend!

She is a bleeping mess, and in her teeny tiny brain she will think they all loved her last night. She is so thick.
 
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Seems taking the piss out of H for Lols, is a thing now, you ok with this then Skank, of course you are…

 
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Between "Hano" and the state of her and dick or finger gate I can't keep up this weekend!

She is a bleeping mess, and in her teeny tiny brain she will think they all loved her last night. She is so thick.
And to think that stage has hosted some of the great entertainers , Sinatra, garland, Minnelli etc
 
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What are these marks on her leg and bum cheek?
You don’t grow birth marks overnight.
It's the only filter edna uses that supposed to give vintage look to things

So kryten was out with jess, her bf and his mate but no sign of skank
Don't think skank was invited to the after show party - guess grace doesn't want any attention took of her...
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Seems taking the piss out of H for Lols, is a thing now, you ok with this then Skank, of course you are…

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Shows skank for the hypocrite she is, screams at others who say it like that cricketer Ben demanding him to apologise etc yet this person says it ..fine 🙄
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Skank Looking more like jodie Marsh in this picture 🤣🤣🤣
These people have low expectations If they think these people are Icons..
 

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Skanky being on the masked singer is never going to happen, but it would be so obvious it's her when the character shes dressed as just stands there rubbing it's crutch and feeling itself up!
 
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Between "Hano" and the state of her and dick or finger gate I can't keep up this weekend!

She is a bleeping mess, and in her teeny tiny brain she will think they all loved her last night. She is so thick.
Hahah - I'm over on that one too - it's bringing back memories of ladybird gate, so funny!
 
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