Katie Price #361 skank calls it fate, but grifting, poncing and noncing seems to be a family trait

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I doubt J is about to do anything on Mummy's orders at any time soon - she's well-and-truly incinerated those particular boats
I don't think Strictly would exactly go with his 'gangsta' image that he seems to try and portray!
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Why is kryten posting old pictures of himself in the gym toilets trying to look all hunky tanned with muscles when last week he was a pale skinny looking stick insect. View attachment 2789466
Probably because of the photo of Junior and Pete topless at the gym the other day, but at least they both have good bodies.
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London fashion week?
I'm sure VB is dying to bring out a similar item as we speak!
 
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How long before kryten starts stuffing his Y fronts. (Just remember kryten to cellotape whatever you use in place or it'll start to move position when you stage pap pics and look silly just like it did when Boyson and sink boy forgot to secure)
 
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I’d be lost without that too tbf . But I pay my bills and feed my kids first .
 
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Looks like skanks sleeping on a mattress in jeydas storage/attic room must have cleared out all that JYY crap. So skanks big performance is doing a podcast with Edna fucking pair of melts.
 
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Hanoi, that's hilarious!!
The smug look on her face, she is so sure she's an amazing singer
To be fair she is amazing, amazingly bad in every sense.
She cannot hold a tune, pronounce words correctly or even soften or project her voice at the correct times. Even sitting down her movements have no rhythm and are wooden. I wish the cameraman had panned round to the crew who must have been desperately trying to stifle their hysterical laughter. Worse than the deluded people in the jokey first round of X Factor auditions
 
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