Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

[Dollylovesshoes]

I want to smash his fucking slitty eyed face in,Prat sunglasses when inside..cunt.

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Kinhell, how much lacquer in that mop?
Her mouth is lopsided.
Hard faced, tic tac toothed twat. Mr T's calling he wants his chains back.
Also that top looks like a Sunday market special.
Chav

Sadly she thinks she looks lovely. Take away all the filters and you are left with one rough old hag(in my opinion)

 

[Caw1982]

Carl replying to posts under jake.r62. God I hate the man. Its starting to consume me the tic tac'd tooth twat.
Have a great day everyone except Katie Carl and Lauren fooking Goodyer

 

[BigBlue2018]

Crawl is now on his Instasham 'doing a BBQ, describing himself as 'Chef Cawl'. More like 'Death Cawl'. Skanky screeching in the background.

Charcoal hasn't fully heated properly, half the meat is burnt on the outside and the burgers clearly raw in the middle. Hope they get the shits.

 

[Facehugger]

The absolute state of those eyebrows!

Stick a blonde wig on this, nobody will know the difference

 

[liar liar]

Oh I do hope so, yes, you get your coat and pop out to the BARBERS this week while you're off work & sat on your bum Tattling instead go on, off you pop, excuses not gonna wash now mister

Evening you lovely Krusties, just catching up @liar liar that pic of her eating was obviously before the holiday as she still has the dark long hair extensions in and no bright red talons on. Oh, and the do as you likeys apparently knocked at my door today offering gardening services. They were told to eff off while the person doing the eff off telling looked very pointedly at my CCTV camera........the hint was taken

Well-swerved. I had to hire a couple of heavies to sit outside my house while we had my first husband's funeral and drink-up because the likey's read the death columns and burgle the houses - my local plod at the time told me that. £200 well spent.

 

[Pom Bear]

Haha, love it, they've even got little Jaffa stickers on xx

Thank you xx.
Looool I love the little stickers too...makes it more funny. xx.

Let's hope Katie goes for a swim xx.
Watch the sharks ..

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Load of old fucking Bollickies..pair of ugly cunts.Fuck off…

 

[Caw1982]

Who the fucking fuck says they're going on a "baby making holiday"
I need a bath just thinking about it.
Imagine her poor teenage kids going to school being ripped because of her.
She's nothing but a publicity whore. Zero filter (personality obvs not face). Problem being she doesn't realise she's a z list laughing stock now. No thoughts for her poor kids that will feel the brunt of all her verbal diahoria!!

 

[Minky9110]

An oldie but a goodie !!

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Portugal is still in lockdown until 30 may because of COVID let’s hope they get a dose of it. Also they already had arranged to go because you need to provide a negative COVID test taken 72 hours before your flight and then on their return to the uk . I also thought that travel into the EU was for essential trips work etc I could be wrong

Comment below from the mirror , says it all really


I thought she was skint, crippled and had a dying mother? Surely you’d first want to hug and spend time with your mother? Lol why has he got his name printed on the side of his case?

 

[Caterpillar]

OH OH,

Katie Price puts her stamp on her man Carl Woods, fuelling cheating rumours

The former glamour model made it clear who exactly Carl belongs to

www.mirror.co.uk

Thank the Lord he’s hers

 

[Ekathrina]

If by some weird sorcery Katie Price does manage to rebrand herself as a ‘household presenter’ and national treasure it really will be a sign that the moral values of this country have gone right down the toilet.

 

[JakeM]

Gott'a explain myself now , Forget Krusty ,Do any of my Krustie girls remotely fancy clearblue, or think there is anything likeable about him ? is there anyone who could fancy him even a little bit ?

Your question isn’t aimed at me but I think he has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Nothing likeable about him either.

 

[BigBlue2018]

Sorry I've not completed my story yet Krustys. Trapped my hand in the car door on Saturday afternoon so typing with my two thumbs!

 

[Noelc]

Katie Price stuns in denim crop top as she soaks up the sun in Portugal

KATIE Price was at her glamorous best as she soaked up the sun with fiancé Carl Woods in Portugal yesterday. The lovebirds beamed for photos as they sat by the sea at sunset on their romantic trip.…

www.thesun.co.uk

Well the Scum thinks differently to us on her clothing front

I thought the dummy always sat on the ventriloquist's knee ?

 

[Lollypops]

Alex Reid should be released on licence today, wonder what he will have to say.

 

[MrsEms]

My husband plays golf, I asked him how he could spend so long looking for a golf ball....yet never find my g spot

Ok, I'll leave it now

 

[MrsEms]

Food on now

Nice bit of e-coli for them both...mmmmm

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Put her expensive engagement ring in a glass of champagne to clean it

Showing off more than anything else.
This is the
"I'm 'ere on 'oliday guzzling champers an' you lot is back dere workin' in der rain HA HA HA"

What really pisses me off is reading that tired old cliché "A well-deserved break" when applied to this pair of asshats! WTF do they need a break from anyway when they don't actually do bugger-all except post crap on the web??
I'm gonna get myself one of those pots.....................................................