No doubt it'll be getting pished so expect some more photos of it Bein' Sexy and demonstrating The Plastics everywhere. Just a tip though skanky, when you jump off a wall this time whilst ratted please ensure its one on a cliff edge. TaJust horrible. She's so childish.
That woman with a wash basket on her head - just where do you find them?
She's got a bottle of voddy in that coconut dontcha knowJust horrible. She's so childish.
That woman with a wash basket on her head - just where do you find them?
Someone tell the Scum that you can't drink a coconut...
Ah but ol' Jaffa will feel right at home there with all those orange trees. God I am such a witch hahahaI had to laugh at this, didn't they do this last year, Carwash Failed then too.....
Katie Price on 'baby-making holiday' with fiancΓ© Carl Woods in Portugal
Katie Price has headed off on a "baby-making" holiday to Portugal with husband-to-be Carl Woodswww.ok.co.uk
Drama......I'm calling a near fatal pool drowning tragedy. Her poor shattered feet suddenly caused her legs to spasm whilst in the pool. Crawl managed to drag her out & administer CPR to save her
www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk
Yeah maybe a Vespa scooter ring snatch by a 7 year-old...Drama......I'm calling a near fatal pool drowning tragedy. Her poor shattered feet suddenly caused her legs to spasm whilst in the pool. Crawl managed to drag her out & administer CPR to save her
Or how about a violent mugging? Some dreadful no good scoundrels recognised the world's most famous & much loved celebrity couple & set upon them. Skanky's nail is broken off as the scoundrels rip the squillionty millionty pound engagement ring from her finger. However they are stopped by Crawl who luckily is wearing his fake Gucci babygro & not his way too tight jeans. Thus he is able to run after the rotters & beat them with his LV handbag
Her hand in the meal picture reminds me of Margaret Thatcher's hand on Spitting ImagesMmmmm, tempting, ever so tempting!
Article from the sun, includes vomit inducing "Rubbing it in" photo's.
Inside Katie Price's luxury Portugal holiday as she drinks a coconut by the pool
SHE was among the first Brits to leave the UK yesterday for some fun in the sun with her fiance Carl Woods. And Katie Price, 42, has wasted no time in having a holiday to remember in Portugal, as sβ¦www.thesun.co.uk
I'm gonna call the stupid blokes with them Sissy & Ada. Suits them.
The Bad Guys realised suddenly after cole scowled at them menacingly just exactly who they were dealing with and they were filled with dread and horror, the fact confirmed when skanky shreiked in that unmistakable foghorn of hersDrama......I'm calling a near fatal pool drowning tragedy. Her poor shattered feet suddenly caused her legs to spasm whilst in the pool. Crawl managed to drag her out & administer CPR to save her
Or how about a violent mugging? Some dreadful no good scoundrels recognised the world's most famous & much loved celebrity couple & set upon them. Skanky's nail is broken off as the scoundrels rip the squillionty millionty pound engagement ring from her finger. However they are stopped by Crawl who luckily is wearing his fake Gucci babygro & not his way too tight jeans. Thus he is able to run after the rotters & beat them with his LV handbag
Funny, neither of them know how to eat with chopsticks and why is she using her left hand?Her hand in the meal picture reminds me of Margaret Thatcher's hand on Spitting Images
How come she's not spearing the food with a stick or using her filthy mitts like normal to shovel grub into her plasticised gob?
She has actually speared that meat with one chopstick - can you imagine what a mess she's gonna make actually trying to get it into her gob? The pieces are much to big - the dish looks horrible.
I'm sure Junior dies with embarrassment with every single vile revelation from the skank monster thats supposed to be his "mother". I'm sure if he could press Delete on her then he wouldAnd still brain-dead MORON'S think she's a great mum.
You'd think the stupid narcissistic witch would be spending as much time as she can with her 'dying' mother. You remember her? The 1 who hasn't long left? The 1 Skanky is having IVF for. The 1 that wants Skanky to have IVF so she can see her have another baby. I mean honestly, what a load of old bullshit. "I'm doing this for mum. I'm having IVF to have a baby for her". Yup, that's a really great reason to have a child. She's desperate to have a baby before Amy pegs it because imagine the payday she'll get from that
Still waiting for the pics of the engagement extravaganza. And considering that Crawl asked Junior's permission, Junior's been very quiet about it
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Love it - as Skanky would say. You remind me of my late mam, she'd say" if you can't say anything nuce, come and sit next to me"
I did, which is why I headed for the Daily Mail...
Yup, you can get a Ryanair flight for Β£7.......then you add on check ins, seat reservations, various insurance stuff, baggage allowance etc.....soon adds upAccording to the Daily Mail there is a claim that their flights cost Β£7, what the duck?? can someone explain that
to me?
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