This week's pod. 32 minutes ads totalling about 8/9 minutes!
Mentions she was in Liverpool at Christmas and then Newcastle, still no mention of the family Christmas get together. She's happy to be back home to the chaos of love, the kids, all her stuff, the dogs and horses (Me thinks she protests too much since the bailiffs visited and knowing she has given away the animals)
Love Island, still slagging off the Georgia's...GS her attitude is
tit and it makes them ugly (mmmmm, yes KP, you should know)
AFP comes in, everyone is there, the crew, Princess & Ed, Jett, Jess & Lynne (so she's still about). She's had them for days, had them then they came back again (that really doesn't make sense!)
Cat jumps up.
Loving Love Island.
JJ rumours. She categorically (can't pronounce it) says she does not have a boyfriend, not with Carl anymore, she is just seeing a friend who is a man. She's single so can go and meet who she likes, when she likes. The media stirring.
There is no fued between her and Ella.
Then says about Karen's diner. With Rosie, James and their kids, so 12 of them. Bunny suggested going, she thought it would be boring, she wouldn't go again it was boring.
Bunny's hat said least favourite. Apparently they get you up, Bunny went up and they tried to get KP up, she was really embarrassed.
Now advertising their tour Katie starts singing. Family are going (says this every time then no one comes along)
AFP starts coughing, tells her to stop and be quiet.
Talks about what it's like in the industry behind the scenes, she doesn't know what it's like to do a 9-5 job, it's odd to her, the kids have been brought up with it, they are never forced on camera. She loves the camera crew.
She naturally does things now, she bossing them about, they tell he it's refreshing to work with someone who knows what to do.
Mentions the old shows, name drops Pete, at the end when her and PA had split, the managers edited the show to be biased.
Someone was coming at 10am to talk about starting her new book. (So all that bullshit about her writing it already was lies)
Then she's going to get nails, then lips (SFP says what again?) Princess & Ed are with her all day.
last night Bunny and Jett were playing a game daring to shave off eyebrows, Bunny shaved the end of hers off, but Jett wouldn't do his, so Bunny was crying, so KFP had to pencil in the tip of her brow earlier.
Listener questions.... One asks about bras, she's bringing her own range out. (Getting pretty boring now the number of times she has said that over the last few years)
The biggest misconception about her...Very misunderstood, very hard working, single mum (she didn't mention 5 kids) who runs the ship (very badly) everyone just wants, wants, wants off her, people try to goad her and affect her MH, she a true survivor, down to earth, she copes very well (mmmmm really!) and she's a funny bastard.
SFP mentions well we are in the top comedy podcasts.
What's the public reaction when she goes out? I don't go out in full makeup and little outfits for a reaction, I'm always dressed down and in my trackies, hoodies, I'm going out for a reason, like to the shops. People says she is smaller than they expect
Now on the beg to do Gogglebox.
Very boring life advice questions. SFP read one out, she hadn't even listened, so she literally had to repeat it all again, explaining the question. She didn't even say goodbye, she just rambles on