Katie Price #356 Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag

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I hope he does ... she will have a miserable valentines day anyway because she cant snag s real egg and that will be bothering her ego ... she will probably arrange for some ridiculous OTT gift and flowers to be delivered to herself and pretend fake boyfriend Legoman sent them ... she might even get him to arrive and pretend he delivered them personally ... accidentally photographed by those pesky paps of course ... maybe there will be other flowers delivered that she dramatically throws in the bin pretending the are from crawl for added drama
This is definitely what she will do!! :ROFLMAO:
 
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She can't even be bothered to market this "new romance" story properly.
It all looks a bit tit, to be honest.
 
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She can't even be bothered to market this "new romance" story properly.
It all looks a bit tit, to be honest.
That's because it is a bit tit E, I mean how much would be paid for pics as naff as those....a fiver 🤷‍♀️
 
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I hope he does ... she will have a miserable valentines day anyway because she cant snag s real egg and that will be bothering her ego ... she will probably arrange for some ridiculous OTT gift and flowers to be delivered to herself and pretend fake boyfriend Legoman sent them ... she might even get him to arrive and pretend he delivered them personally ... accidentally photographed by those pesky paps of course ... maybe there will be other flowers delivered that she dramatically throws in the bin pretending the are from crawl for added drama
Or pictures of legoman at the mm door producing a huge bouquet of flowers out of his mini man bag!
 
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Wonder they the ex social worker makes of her latest antics …. At the time she came in the scene her and Carl were still a couple and she may have been fooled into thinking they were solid parent figures for the kids a felt sorry for them etc …. But in a matter of months since she was outed and sacked etc , KP now broken up with Carl, obv been through some horrible dramatic arguements and family issues , had bailiffs arrive at her house, had further family court appearances that haven’t gone her way for once , been away from home for weeks for Pantos , and despite all of that has had time to find herself a new official to boy / man in a matter of weeks after a break up 😂
I mean is this social worker going to be glad she gave up her career and reputation and life to be her dogsbody, driver, and nanny when she must be slowly realising the life she is now entangled with is anything but stable and safe for those kids !
 
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A friend has posted on FB that she spotted the Skank in Superdrug Horsham this morning 👀
Skank IS 'Orsham's Super Drug (addict)
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Wonder they the ex social worker makes of her latest antics …. At the time she came in the scene her and Carl were still a couple and she may have been fooled into thinking they were solid parent figures for the kids a felt sorry for them etc …. But in a matter of months since she was outed and sacked etc , KP now broken up with Carl, obv been through some horrible dramatic arguements and family issues , had bailiffs arrive at her house, had further family court appearances that haven’t gone her way for once , been away from home for weeks for Pantos , and despite all of that has had time to find herself a new official to boy / man in a matter of weeks after a break up 😂
I mean is this social worker going to be glad she gave up her career and reputation and life to be her dogsbody, driver, and nanny when she must be slowly realising the life she is now entangled with is anything but stable and safe for those kids !
She made a truly epic career move didn't she? Not called Dim Lynne for nothing of course :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Wonder they the ex social worker makes of her latest antics …. At the time she came in the scene her and Carl were still a couple and she may have been fooled into thinking they were solid parent figures for the kids a felt sorry for them etc …. But in a matter of months since she was outed and sacked etc , KP now broken up with Carl, obv been through some horrible dramatic arguements and family issues , had bailiffs arrive at her house, had further family court appearances that haven’t gone her way for once , been away from home for weeks for Pantos , and despite all of that has had time to find herself a new official to boy / man in a matter of weeks after a break up 😂
I mean is this social worker going to be glad she gave up her career and reputation and life to be her dogsbody, driver, and nanny when she must be slowly realising the life she is now entangled with is anything but stable and safe for those kids !
But she's now stuck as they've both definitely got dirt on each other that would bring each other down even further should it be made public....if that's even possible ! I wonder if they did the investigation before sacking or after they found out she was nannying because they can take some time from one's I've seen through work.
 
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Welcome to #356!

Here is the link to #355


Thank you to @WillowTree21 for the thread title.

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So Skank and Legoman are now official. (Credit to @SmillieKylie )

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Quite a fall from grace compared to this pic a few years ago.

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This slip up on the Sun social media had us in stitches...

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She has cancelled another Plasterclass.

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B was spotted out with K&M and we are all over the moon!

KFP been posting "super mum" deflection posts on SM - strange considering shes been out with her nooo egg every night?

The GFM has reached £15k !

Skank had the nerve to post this - Delulu

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She did a live (we think same day as B was spotted out with K&M) where she was really mardy


She was "Posing up a storm" with "her long dark locks cascading down her back" "Looking chic with a bright shade of red toe" and "leggings enhancing her womanly curves" (Sorry had to do it in Daily Mail speak!) 🤮 🤮 🤮

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Anyway you know what to do - keep tattling!
What’s going on with her head it’s longer then her body 😂😂👍
 
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She can't look after her own kids let alone making her god mum to an even more defenseless baby 🤬
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If they are officially a couple then why isn’t he posting on social media their cosy litttle meet ups ? He has done that when he is out with his MAFS friends and surely he should be wanting to tell the world about his amazing new GF ! Oh wait, it’s either because he is too embarrassed or because it’s a money making scheme and so any pics have to be released via the media outlets willing to pay them £££ …. However surely they can’t command much money for pics of them ? Carl wood was love island reject , this one of a MAFS wannabe … I thought she was just a wholesome mum who wa at to go to bed early and read and be with her kids !
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Also has Carl actually gone skiing or is that a wind up post ??
A has been and a never was - not much interest
 
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Oooooo.... Its Liz Taylor and Richard Burton all over again.....

How can they call skanky a "GIRL friend" when its actually some ropey old boiler thats latched onto him like a leech?
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Poor child with auntie skanky
 
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Was she waving a pregnancy test around with a pesky pap sneaking pics of her 🤣
He literally will have taken it out of the paper bag it would have been put in by standard practice at the chemist for privacy HA!...like they wanted privacy
 
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