She really can’t read a room can she .
Katie Price #356 Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag
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Awwww she’s all independent on Valentines Day, wonder if she’s forgotten to send herself flowers and balloons
What a day in store, I’ve had my card from Mr SK and flowers, plus a present, ooooh it’s Little Miss Princess Day
Exciting, got a meal later, I‘ll have orders not to look at my phone to see what madam is up to tonight, I’ll be a good Kylie and prove to Mr SK I can still do romance, even though I didn’t get balloons 
Still I wonder, is Kryten gonna play ball and kiss those slowly becoming necrotic herpes ridden lips, is madam going to play secret squirrel on IG, will we get ’street walking’ Backgrid pics, will SadBoy post unbearable sadness on IG, will he have a pint alone again, oh let the fun commence, bring on the Valentine LOLS
Wonder how long it took Edna to find and post those quotes for skank.
Happy valentine's day Dolly
What mugs gonna pay those prices??
on her own
World exclusive ... Lego caught by hidden paps whilst privately gifting the worlds most expensive bouquet of roses to his stunning natural mowdel valentine Kipper
'Things are moving really fast ... please don't kill and eat me after if we ever shag'
'Things are moving really fast ... please don't kill and eat me after if we ever shag'
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In big capital letters on Kieran's story it says "FREE CONSULTATION" it it's probably an advertising job TBH and then he might get it free for promoting them!
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SFP is really churning out a load of bollocks atm isn't she
Each car comes with a kilo of
in a hidden compartment and the added bonus of it's been used for sink boys OF wank sessions on Pricey Towers driveway also being linked to the gorgeous celebrity model reality star katie Price these cars can only increase in value. 
So that quote about “independent women”, you should never ask her if there’s anything you can do for her as she’s “independent” ya kna, she’ll say no! Ottayyyy:
Would you like a free bouncy blow dry - NA
Would you like free turkey teeth - NA
free tickets for a show - NA
Free extensions - NA
Can I pick up the dog tit for you - NA
bleeping idiot
Would you like a free bouncy blow dry - NA
Would you like free turkey teeth - NA
free tickets for a show - NA
Free extensions - NA
Can I pick up the dog tit for you - NA
bleeping idiot
Yet only a month ago she wrote this... when she had already been cheating on Carl for months with messaging multiple blokes 
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Don't forget the free blow up lips and arse!So that quote about “independent women”, you should never ask her if there’s anything you can do for her as she’s “independent” ya kna, she’ll say no! Ottayyyy:
Would you like a free bouncy blow dry - NA
Would you like free turkey teeth - NA
free tickets for a show - NA
Free extensions - NA
Can I pick up the dog tit for you - NA
bleeping idiot
Kipper valentines day 2024 ...
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Such a narcissist bigging her nasty self up shes a tit person tit mother in fact tit everything lol
If kryten can't afford any valentine's flowers, balloons and picnic baskets of chocolates and champagne skank can always Photoshop krytens head on these, skanks good at recycling old pictures for publicity and deflection.
Feck me what a load of old tit!
Oh Tracey... thank you for the inclusion of bins. That made me snort my tea out of my nose..!
You are Mrs SK a VERY lucky girl - enjoy xAwwww she’s all independent on Valentines Day, wonder if she’s forgotten to send herself flowers and balloons
What a day in store, I’ve had my card from Mr SK and flowers, plus a present, ooooh it’s Little Miss Princess Day
Still I wonder, is Kryten gonna play ball and kiss those slowly becoming necrotic herpes ridden lips, is madam going to play secret squirrel on IG, will we get ’street walking’ Backgrid pics, will SadBoy post unbearable sadness on IG, will he have a pint alone again, oh let the fun commence, bring on the Valentine LOLS
Whys he sniffing a gold rose. bleeping twit.If kryten can't afford any valentine's flowers, balloons and picnic baskets of chocolates and champagne skank can always Photoshop krytens head on these, skanks good at recycling old pictures for publicity and deflection.
’sniff’
Is he smelling that gold rose? Plonker!If kryten can't afford any valentine's flowers, balloons and picnic baskets of chocolates and champagne skank can always Photoshop krytens head on these, skanks good at recycling old pictures for publicity and deflection.
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Oops! Just said the same
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