I’ve got my list ready of her criteria for a Nu Egg if it’s confirmed this JJ dude is indeed her new man. He’s already failed the ‘No Job’ section, now he’s failed the ‘close to his family’ one…
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This chap ain't ticking her boxes, he won’t last long if it’s him
Looks like AFP got her wish
JJ and Laura called the paps on themselves so that potential stories about them being together would get out and keep them in the limelight. He’s been seeing Katie for about 3 weeks. I know who he is.
THREE WEEKS
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But ... he is the first person she has been interested in 'since carl' ... you know the one who dumped her FOUR WEEKS ago ... she really waited for this speshul one didn't she
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The only one of all the shags in last month that will publically admit to her ... but ... he first want her for fame ...
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