Katie Price #351 Dirty old has been, smells like a sardine, dresses like it's 18 and looks like a drag queen

[SmillieKylie]

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Ooooh good to see she has a drink in hand, meanwhile at Chloe’s…….the tequila is out, that Skank has a lot of catching up to do, tonight they gonna party like it’s 1999

 

[Stan Butler]

It was only a couple of weeks ago skank announced she was on her period AGAIN don't know why you'd announce that but must be something to do with egg hunting.

 

[Mich1969]

New thread and title xxx.

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Omfg Pom...that's the best one yet. You are truly a star

 

[Jomo11]

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On X

I wish them a speedy recovery from their dreadful ordeal!!!

 

[Mich1969]

Anyone know she what happened to the 2 Bulldogs KFP owned? More animals that have disappeared.

Kevin & Vera? I forgot about them

 

[BadJanet]

She’s pregnant. I think about 10 weeks. Not kidding either.

Ohh Mon cherie Le Pew, I zinks you are, ow you say? Pulling les jambes?

 

[LoolieVeeton]

She’s pregnant. I think about 10 weeks. Not kidding either.

She is guaranteed NOT pregnant. Her stomach looks bloated when she puts on weight as she’s had it lipo’d and tucked to buggery so it has always looked like an odd board. You’d see it when on holiday, she barely bends in the middle. Like someone has put a board in her stomach, there’s no bend or rolls. As she has such few places where fat goes on now (her back being one) her inner organs will gather fat and push her stomach out.
Plus she’s a rancid inhospitable menapausal viper.

 

[SmillieKylie]

Skank’s girl squad……what will Mum Skank wear to compete with these young girls

Edit….I’m actually enjoying watching this night unfold rather than being out on this cold January Saturday night ….how sad am I, nah I’m not sad, I’m also 45, same age as Skank, and I’m loving my sofa, glass of wine in hand, seeing what a mess she will get into tonight

 

[Jomo11]

Who is

Absolutely not pregnant - that is the dreaded onset of the menopause belly!

 

[scannertd]

Am currently reading her threads starting at the beginning (I know, glutton for punishment ).
It's pretty much the exact shame shite as now, she hasn't evolved in any way whatsoever, it's bizarre how someone in the public eye gets away with this much repetition and still has supporters .
Her lies are so easy to disprove and yet

350,000 posts!???
Maybe just read the wiki, same info , just condensed, and maybe save your sanity, you will need it.

 

[Jomo11]

Skank’s girl squad……what will Mum Skank wear to compete with these young girls

Edit….I’m actually enjoying watching this night unfold rather than being out on this cold January Saturday night ….how sad am I, nah I’m not sad, I’m also 45, same age as Skank, and I’m loving my sofa, glass of wine in hand, seeing what a mess she will get into tonight

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Filtered to fuckery - imaging having those 16+ pints and waking up to reality the next morning! That would take a lifetime of therapy to come back from!!

 

[Miss Lola]

She’s pregnant. I think about 10 weeks. Not kidding either.

Are you on glue?

 

[Lin60]

Skank’s girl squad……what will Mum Skank wear to compete with these young girls

Edit….I’m actually enjoying watching this night unfold rather than being out on this cold January Saturday night ….how sad am I, nah I’m not sad, I’m also 45, same age as Skank, and I’m loving my sofa, glass of wine in hand, seeing what a mess she will get into tonight

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Are they all going out to a Kim Kardashian look alike competition…KFPwon’t get away with trying to look like Kris Jenner hairs too long (in fact KJ looks younger anyway…)

 

[Gail1233]

WTF is Chloe wearing?

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Skank’s girl squad……what will Mum Skank wear to compete with these young girls

Edit….I’m actually enjoying watching this night unfold rather than being out on this cold January Saturday night ….how sad am I, nah I’m not sad, I’m also 45, same age as Skank, and I’m loving my sofa, glass of wine in hand, seeing what a mess she will get into tonight

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bleeping hell, is it the fashion nowadays to look like a dock fairy or a two-bit backstreet prozzie? They all look hideous. Are the men of Newcastle really that desperate? Their dicks would go green and drop off if they got within 6 feet of these munters

 

[Stan Butler]

May have got this wrong but didn't Chloe say the other night or posted something they were all going to watch skank in panto before they went out on the piss together, they had better get a move on.

 

[Ambrosie]

Skank’s girl squad……what will Mum Skank wear to compete with these young girls

Edit….I’m actually enjoying watching this night unfold rather than being out on this cold January Saturday night ….how sad am I, nah I’m not sad, I’m also 45, same age as Skank, and I’m loving my sofa, glass of wine in hand, seeing what a mess she will get into tonight

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These lot need to invest in some moth balls. It would seem a hoard of insects have eaten away their clothes.

 

[BadJanet]

Skank’s girl squad……what will Mum Skank wear to compete with these young girls

Edit….I’m actually enjoying watching this night unfold rather than being out on this cold January Saturday night ….how sad am I, nah I’m not sad, I’m also 45, same age as Skank, and I’m loving my sofa, glass of wine in hand, seeing what a mess she will get into tonight

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This is hilarious!! Jeydas head has been inflated, chin shaped with a pencil sharpener and her feet are pouring out of her shoesChloe looks like she's had her legs half dipped in tar and leant against a wall and they are all so filtered the poor girl on the right has had her left hand nearly filtered out of existence I'm crying and this is just the start of the night oot

 

[SmillieKylie]

Cocktail time….I actually feel like I’m on this night out, I’m there with them now, I’m loving it

 

[PurpleLennie]

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The meet and greet tickets were only £4.50 more than the normal ones!! I couldn’t bear to be that close if I’m honest, it felt like voyerism being in the back row