Katie Price #35 get ready Jordan, here comes the warden!

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Hampshire Hog

peeko said:
Remember Clearblue with clearblue
He’ll be coming out of Poundland next
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all we need now is the mother of his baby ( if it’s true that he has baby) comes forward and sells her story as an exclusive to the scum
 
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Warriorqueen

Just came on ask the same thing after seeing this:
‘Carl is getting tested because he’s never got anyone pregnant before.’
 
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freda19

I'm seriously gobsmacked, though fuck knows why. Her telling everyone he's probably a jaffa. Are his family OK with that kind of TMI? I can't stand him but I'm mortified for him. Has he no pride?
He should give his own version "Yeah, the docs said that with all the old abortions she's had over the years and with her being so old it woulld be what they call a geriatric pregnancy which might even result in her having another baby like H. And yeah, yanno she's said a few times that if she'd known how H would be she'd have terminated that pregnancy as well, so yeah ...."
 
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SewerGrapes

IF by any chance you do manage to conceive Katie Price, how do you know it'll be a girl?? Do you have a sex-selective procedure in mind? Oh yeah I almost forgot that you need something cute to dress in pink, and can't really bond with your boys...
 
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BigBlue2018

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Somewhere with a supply of fertile men and a turkey baster maybe... she should try the one who got Llozza preggers
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I have it on good authority that my friend and Skankys plastic surgeon of choice 'The Butcher of Istanbul, MD' and his brother 'The Demon Dentist of Istanbul - Bee Gee Teath a Speciality' are diversifying their practice into new fields.
 

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Rita Chevrolet

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Prices at that clinic today, better sell a few more bath bombs then hun
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Note the drugs required are not included in the fees. When my friends underwent this years ago they were atronomically expensive on top of the procedures but then skanky forks out for Other Sorts of Drugs already judging by her's & cole's boggle-eyed photos.
 
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Rita Chevrolet

BigBlue2018 said:
I have it on good authority that my friend and Skankys plastic surgeon of choice 'The Butcher of Istanbul, MD' and his brother 'The Demon Dentist of Istanbul - Bee Gee Teath a Speciality' are diversifying their practice into new fields.
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She could always go to the nearest vet specialising in artifical insemination of cattle. Rather apt having that old cow going to a vet dontcha think?
Just imagine the vet wearing those huge rubber gauntlets, the apron and the rubber trousers having to go near price with its legs akimbo, but it woukld certainly be a lot cheaper
 
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DC16

I do feel like she is trying to put all the blame on Cole for not getting her pregnant. There are probably lots of different factors contributing to this. Her age, using coke since she had B&J, his steroid use among to name but a few. She has already given her mum 5 grandchildren and her sister is about to give birth too, so it’s not as though she doesn’t have grandchildren.
Like all those newspaper comments, she’s only been trying a short time and because it hasn’t happened straight away, she is down the IVF clinic, which being bankrupt she really can’t afford. Her comments are so crazy... the baby will be called Miracle (lovely name for a boy, as sewergrapes said) the doctors told her she will have a baby this year Don’t think the doctors are psychic. None of her children live with her, even Harvey has his own house and I still don’t believe she made that decision to set him up in a house ready for college.

It’s definitely the same old merry go round of stories with each guy, this was from when she was with Kris:
She also made her intentions towards Kris clear earlier this week as she posted the hashtag #babies #marriage on a loved-up pic of them.
However, the wedding will have to wait as, technically, Katie is still married to her estranged ex Kieran.

Her numerous so called trips to the Priory over the years, seem to have done nothing to change her, she says she is different in interviews, but it is still constantly the same old crap day after day, she learns nothing and doesn’t care about how her actions affect everyone else. She constantly lies and contradicts everything.
 
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Rita Chevrolet

same old bullshit on an endless rotation.....................................................

More porky-pies from the scum couple then

Hampshire Hog said:
all we need now is the mother of his baby ( if it’s true that he has baby) comes forward and sells her story as an exclusive to the scum
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She's probably too ashamed to admit that the oaf fathered her poor child - or he's threatened her; Now that would be no surprise whatsoever

Given this little lot I cannot wait until he gets so pissed off with her that he leaves when we will see the fur fly (or her wigs flying off!) & then the truth of this charade will soon be out; I doubt he will go easy on her as the rest of her multitude iof exes apparently have.
Roll on Alex getting out of clink too

Facehugger said:
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This one has more chance of getting pregnant than price does;

And BTW Sid is NOT her dog, otherwise if he is, the poor little sod is on a very sticky wicket

DC16 said:
Would you buy hair care products off this woman?
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Hell's teef! It ain't even her own hair!
 
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Rita Chevrolet

Well of course its here! Theres impending war in the Middle East and all the scum worries about is skanky & wanky with their pathetic lives (existences)

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He's forgotten his socks too Dolly

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The crippled feet. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Maybe that stupid tattoo covers the "Hideous scarring"?
And that jumper! Is she impersonating a cuttlefish? I must say that she's got the lips for it tho

BigBlue2018 said:
Smaug!
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He's lovely! I've had Monitor lizards and bearded dragons but now I make do with the Fire Salamanders living in my log piles and the little sand lizards; Theres also a big toad I often see and the adders- not so welcoming to those tho

Facehugger said:
More like the final scenes of Kevin & Perry Go Large
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"Mrs Patterson (or whoever you currently are" Can I have a jam sandwich please mrs. Patterson?" LOL

Warriorqueen said:
Just came on ask the same thing after seeing this:
‘Carl is getting tested because he’s never got anyone pregnant before.’
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When the next bloke happens along after cole runs off screaming for mercy back to his Mummy maybe she had better demand a Proof of Potency Certificate from him, evidence of other kids and a fertility attestation?
 
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BigBlue2018

DC16 said:
Doing the plug walk again
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Sorry I'm an old bat but what does this plug walk thing mean?

AilBobs said:
Ha ha, this sprung to mind...
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Has this Pug been to Turkey for his teeth? They look like the (cack) handed work of a chum of mine? This one is far better looking than Clearblue!

Penguin86 said:
As long as people like Steph's Wank Lunch are giving her air time she's just going to keep on with her bull crap


She looks like she's wearing a prison outfit
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Penitentiary Issue!
 

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Rita Chevrolet

SewerGrapes said:
IF by any chance you do manage to conceive Katie Price, how do you know it'll be a girl?? Do you have a sex-selective procedure in mind? Oh yeah I almost forgot that you need something cute to dress in pink, and can't really bond with your boys...
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IF - a very BIG IF - it does manage to get pregnant with IVF, the surgeons can go through and select the healthiest if there are multiples and maybe pick a female for her requirements, so effectively she'll be getting a Designer Baby which she will love being as speshul as wot she is innit.

It will make a change for her to actually PAY for something though if she can't blag a freebie off them
 
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Norfolking Good

I don’t think she is even having IVF it’s just another way to deflect the news about her bankruptcy. She did it with Alex, Chris and now Crawl, it’s an easy lie that you can’t disprove as medical records can’t be accessed.
As usual she has misjudged this and upset a lot of women desperate to have a child. She is lower than a snakes belly and will one day be held to account.
 
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CAKEANDCUSTARD

I keep thinking back to what Cloud Chaser said (I think last week), that skanky will be lining up her big story. Spot on there, how convenient for the courts
 
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Dollylovesshoes

BigBlue2018 said:
Sorry I'm an old bat but what does this plug walk thing mean?


Has this Pug been to Turkey for his teeth? They look like the (cack) handed work of a chum of mine? This one is far better looking than Clearblue!


Penitentiary Issue!
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Awwww perhaps it’s an omen! for 19 th May.
 
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