Katie Price #340 Her Beauty isn’t Sleeping, it’s comatose!

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Wonder if she goes out thinking she looks like her filtered to duck photo’s. 😄
I 100% think she does, the same way she is constantly preening herself on TT lives, she spends more time looking at herself than reading the comments.
She must get a real scary shock when she sees herself in a mirror
 
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Absolute rubbish! She keeps pushing this story, and the celeb Big Brother one too in the hopes they will offer her a slot. I honestly can't see them doing that, how would she pass the psychological testing with all her mental health issues? It's complete bollocks as usual!
 
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Absolute rubbish! She keeps pushing this story, and the celeb Big Brother one too in the hopes they will offer her a slot. I honestly can't see them doing that, how would she pass the psychological testing with all her mental health issues? It's complete bollocks as usual!
You are probably right but this was interesting.....
former glamour model herself has previously said she is keen to return to the jungle, saying 'Yes, get me in!' when asked about a comeback on her Instagram stories.

A source told The Sun: 'Bosses were nervous to cast Katie in the first All Stars as they wanted to play it safe with names who wouldn't do or say anything too controversial.

'But while the show did well enough in the ratings to earn a second run, it didn't have the same impact as the regular show as a lot of viewers didn't like the pe-recorded format or lack of public vote.

'This time around, they want to make a bigger splash by bringing back some of the bigger, more divisive characters from I'm A Celeb history, and Katie is high on the wish list.'

I'm A Celeb bosses are originally said to have decided that Katie wasn't suitable for a 'family show' and wanted to bring in a younger audience but are now seeking to spice the series up as it returns for a second round.

Katie's friends have also reportedly confirmed that the star is keen to return to the jungle and especially likes the fact it is pre-recorded - meaning the public would not be able to vote her to do trials.
 
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Given that she is constantly reminding us about her MH I'm not sure IAC can afford to risk her going in.
That said if there was potential to vote her to do EVERY SINGLE TRIAL (apparently not an option) I'd be game for her to go.
Grace Dent totally checked out this year.
 
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But she would have to return to souf afrika the scene of her r*PE by 6 or was it 8 or maybe 2 did they have guns or a stick. Mmm. Anyhoo she pretty much slated ITV for the hijack incident which was highly exaggerated why would they reward her like this. I’m thinking SFP has leaked a puff piece hoping it gains traction after the early panto reviews . I’ll be contacting itv pretty awful if they do
 
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Random thoughts before bed 😁

So let’s look at the hurdles she has to overcome to get on this All Stars I’m A Celeb show

  1. They are supposed to have psych tests. She has admitted to serious MH issues, says she is a regular at the Priory, has weekly therapy sessions, says she is ADHD…..if she passed ITV’s psych tests, then they don’t do psych tests, she cannot pass them.
  2. Her poorly trotters. The programme is very physical, if she passes the physical criteria, she has no foot injury. ITV insurance will be all over this.
  3. She has criticised ITV over the alleged r***, are ITV going to forgive this and send her back to SA where she says this happened, and after she said they didn’t support her.
  4. ITV say that they don’t platform Only Fans people, again are they changing their rules.
  5. ITV are reeling from Farage and Hancock bringing in heavy criticism on recent shows particularly Farage, resulting in lower viewing figures. Do they really want another highly diverse personality, hated by many, bringing in more criticism.
  6. Filming is around 3 weeks, with time added around that, so you looking at a month away from her two young children she looks after full time. That’s a long time away, especially with a custody court case swirling around her.
  7. Bankruptcy in February, a whole can of worms there ITV, big risk platforming her after that I’d say.
  8. She has a ❄ problem, if it is to believed she failed ❄ tests, she will have to reveal this, and that will be a big no from insurance again.
  9. The vaping, she’s addicted. Again this must breach their rules, no way can she give that up for a month.
  10. SHE IS NOT GOING IN 😁
 
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I 100% think she does, the same way she is constantly preening herself on TT lives, she spends more time looking at herself than reading the comments.
She must get a real scary shock when she sees herself in a mirror
Darth Jeyda and Skank, Skanky is Screaming at her Reflection in the Mirror 🪞
Jeyda, quick on the IPad too the Dodgy Chinese suppliers, searching for Filter Mirrors 🪞 to stop 🛑 the Biatch screaming at its reflection 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Just looks a fat fucker to me!
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He MAY be entitled ( not sure, not speculating), however, if as @WillowTree21 has intimated, the kids have been brainwashed into thinking he doesn't want them as has new family, how do you think they would feel if he just turned up at school and tried to take them? They'd be confused, probably scared, angry, it just wouldn't work. As keeps being said, it has to be done through the right channels, it may well make matters worse if he did this, emotionally at the least.
This is how I see it. He knows KP has probably given the school a directive that Bunny can’t be released to him. Then if he tried KP would report him for trying to kidnap and although innocent the Police would still have to investigate and all Kieron is trying to do legally behind the scenes would have to go on hold during the investigation which could take up to 6 months.
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Munchy Moose, was that what one of you brilliant Tattlers called her? Very apt, she's getting MASSIVE!🤣
I just don’t get that headline ‘cruel trolls’ what is cruel about telling the truth?
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I 100% think she does, the same way she is constantly preening herself on TT lives, she spends more time looking at herself than reading the comments.
She must get a real scary shock when she sees herself in a mirror
lol, I do that I spend my days delivering online training via zoom with the filter on then when I go to the loo and see me in the cold light of day it is such a shock 😳😱🙀
 
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Poor Marie Antoinette in the backround having to look at THAT every day.

Skank wouldn't even know who that is she'd squak 'isnt that a porn star I think I've heard of her before'

Uneducated twunt
Why has her face suddenly gone huge overnight? Wtaf is that about?
 
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This weeks pod. Moan, moan, moan.
They only had time to do less than 20 minutes as both so busy, I hope the people who pay a subscription get longer. 😏
She starts off. I am broken, exhausted, knackered, her head is ready to explode from reading scripts and going on TT, her brain has been worked so hard.🤭
Moaning about the songs again. She’s stressed.👍
She has balls’d her lines up and made stuff up (hopes no one noticed)
Forgot the words to a song and was relying on Lucy to carry her.
The day she recorded this (late Monday) took kids to cinema, Liverpool Winter Wonderland, when really she just wanted to be at home, in bed and not talk to anyone.
Both of them have had hard weeks juggling everything 🙄 but dedicated to doing the pod.
Blaming Bunny for changing the password on her phone, so she’s had 5 days without a phone (except Bunny didn’t go up until she finished school, so that doesn’t add up) 😡 so she’s had to buy another new phone 😡😡😡 and another new number 🤔
SFP has had to take her calls from everyone. SFP is stressed over moving.
KP now complaining her eyes are red, she’s very white as not had any sunbeds, not had nails done, forgot her make up bag. She gets 45 minutes for lunch, so she went to Boots and picked a load of makeup, so looked tit in panto, so was going to buy a load more.
Just bought a Christmas tree for £30, Bunny saying it’s not got any baubles, but KP doesn’t give a duck, at least it’s a tree.
So she’s going to wrap presents tonight, as next day off is Christmas Day, she’s got the biggest headache.
She is writing her book.
Christmas Day she’s staying in Liverpool on Christmas Day. Says she’s exhausted again. She’s not cooking, going to get a takeaway curry.
Brother Dan is in Thailand.
She’s shitting herself again about the panto.
SFP says she’s got removals in to pack for her, KP has the cheek to call her a lazy bleeping witch, this is from the woman who can’t wash her own hair!
KP reckons she is organised chaos and knows where everything is.
She’s had to buy a massager from John Lewis as her back and feet are in agony.
The cast of the panto are so supportive. They are definitely carrying her. The costumes are the best of the best.
She’s knackered and stressed (has she mentioned this yet)
She’s exhausted, she gave up vaping for one day and she’s back on it.
Apologising for moaning, reckons she has Harvey coming up this week, so has to deal with that. Mentions stress again, the other 2 kids don’t stop arguing, then Princess is coming up.
Viewers questions.
One Christmas wish? Her reply a Christmas on her own (I’m sure that could be arranged 🤣)
She wants to do nothing on Christmas Day, not even going to clear the mess up, she doesn’t care what it looks like, she’s going to have me time.
She’s got ALL the kids here, in an apartment, 2 bed apartment, she can’t wait for NYE and she’s doing nothing for that. She doesn’t care.
She’s lost her voice
Highlights this year…she’s had so many serious behind the scenes dramas going on 🤔🤣 the up side, she’s got through all she has, she’s achieved a lot, as well as having all the kids, lots of things have come her way, I’ve had the stresses, but I’m still here, she’s excited for next year. She begs for nice headlines next year, she hasn’t had any bad headlines for the panto (oh yes you did)
Big party next year, she will look younger as she gets older. 🙄
Her stresses next year, Harvey if he’s going to stay at college or not, deal with the kids schools. ( She didn’t mention her bankruptcy)
She is focusing on HER career next year and get back riding the horses.
Live pod tour next year.
Never underestimate the Pricey
They are both knackered.
Her head is knackered
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lots she wants to tell, but can’t until next year
Begging for subscribers to VIP
 
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This weeks pod. Moan, moan, moan.
They only had time to do less than 20 minutes as both so busy, I hope the people who pay a subscription get longer. 😏
She starts off. I am broken, exhausted, knackered, her head is ready to explode from reading scripts and going on TT, her brain has been worked so hard.🤭
Moaning about the songs again. She’s stressed.👍
She has balls’d her lines up and made stuff up (hopes no one noticed)
Forgot the words to a song and was relying on Lucy to carry her.
The day she recorded this (late Monday) took kids to cinema, Liverpool Winter Wonderland, when really she just wanted to be at home, in bed and not talk to anyone.
Both of them have had hard weeks juggling everything 🙄 but dedicated to doing the pod.
Blaming Bunny for changing the password on her phone, so she’s had 5 days without a phone (except Bunny didn’t go up until she finished school, so that doesn’t add up) 😡 so she’s had to buy another new phone 😡😡😡 and another new number 🤔
SFP has had to take her calls from everyone. SFP is stressed over moving.
KP now complaining her eyes are red, she’s very white as not had any sunbeds, not had nails done, forgot her make up bag. She gets 45 minutes for lunch, so she went to Boots and picked a load of makeup, so looked tit in panto, so was going to buy a load more.
Just bought a Christmas tree for £30, Bunny saying it’s not got any baubles, but KP doesn’t give a duck, at least it’s a tree.
So she’s going to wrap presents tonight, as next day off is Christmas Day, she’s got the biggest headache.
She is writing her book.
Christmas Day she’s staying in Liverpool on Christmas Day. Says she’s exhausted again. She’s not cooking, going to get a takeaway curry.
Brother Dan is in Thailand.
She’s shitting herself again about the panto.
SFP says she’s got removals in to pack for her, KP has the cheek to call her a lazy bleeping witch, this is from the woman who can’t wash her own hair!
KP reckons she is organised chaos and knows where everything is.
She’s had to buy a massager from John Lewis as her back and feet are in agony.
The cast of the panto are so supportive. They are definitely carrying her. The costumes are the best of the best.
She’s knackered and stressed (has she mentioned this yet)
She’s exhausted, she gave up vaping for one day and she’s back on it.
Apologising for moaning, reckons she has Harvey coming up this week, so has to deal with that. Mentions stress again, the other 2 kids don’t stop arguing, then Princess is coming up.
Viewers questions.
One Christmas wish? Her reply a Christmas on her own (I’m sure that could be arranged 🤣)
She wants to do nothing on Christmas Day, not even going to clear the mess up, she doesn’t care what it looks like, she’s going to have me time.
She’s got ALL the kids here, in an apartment, 2 bed apartment, she can’t wait for NYE and she’s doing nothing for that. She doesn’t care.
She’s lost her voice
Highlights this year…she’s had so many serious behind the scenes dramas going on 🤔🤣 the up side, she’s got through all she has, she’s achieved a lot, as well as having all the kids, lots of things have come her way, I’ve had the stresses, but I’m still here, she’s excited for next year. She begs for nice headlines next year, she hasn’t had any bad headlines for the panto (oh yes you did)
Big party next year, she will look younger as she gets older. 🙄
Her stresses next year, Harvey if he’s going to stay at college or not, deal with the kids schools. ( She didn’t mention her bankruptcy)
She is focusing on HER career next year and get back riding the horses.
Live pod tour next year.
Never underestimate the Pricey
They are both knackered.
Her head is knackered
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lots she wants to tell, but can’t until next year
Begging for subscribers to VIP
And the phone that she broke on the Lives a few weeks ago, so that's 2 new phones? She's hiding isn't she!?

Her brother in Thailand too, very popular with her and her associates!
 
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This weeks pod. Moan, moan, moan.
They only had time to do less than 20 minutes as both so busy, I hope the people who pay a subscription get longer. 😏
She starts off. I am broken, exhausted, knackered, her head is ready to explode from reading scripts and going on TT, her brain has been worked so hard.🤭
Moaning about the songs again. She’s stressed.👍
She has balls’d her lines up and made stuff up (hopes no one noticed)
Forgot the words to a song and was relying on Lucy to carry her.
The day she recorded this (late Monday) took kids to cinema, Liverpool Winter Wonderland, when really she just wanted to be at home, in bed and not talk to anyone.
Both of them have had hard weeks juggling everything 🙄 but dedicated to doing the pod.
Blaming Bunny for changing the password on her phone, so she’s had 5 days without a phone (except Bunny didn’t go up until she finished school, so that doesn’t add up) 😡 so she’s had to buy another new phone 😡😡😡 and another new number 🤔
SFP has had to take her calls from everyone. SFP is stressed over moving.
KP now complaining her eyes are red, she’s very white as not had any sunbeds, not had nails done, forgot her make up bag. She gets 45 minutes for lunch, so she went to Boots and picked a load of makeup, so looked tit in panto, so was going to buy a load more.
Just bought a Christmas tree for £30, Bunny saying it’s not got any baubles, but KP doesn’t give a duck, at least it’s a tree.
So she’s going to wrap presents tonight, as next day off is Christmas Day, she’s got the biggest headache.
She is writing her book.
Christmas Day she’s staying in Liverpool on Christmas Day. Says she’s exhausted again. She’s not cooking, going to get a takeaway curry.
Brother Dan is in Thailand.
She’s shitting herself again about the panto.
SFP says she’s got removals in to pack for her, KP has the cheek to call her a lazy bleeping witch, this is from the woman who can’t wash her own hair!
KP reckons she is organised chaos and knows where everything is.
She’s had to buy a massager from John Lewis as her back and feet are in agony.
The cast of the panto are so supportive. They are definitely carrying her. The costumes are the best of the best.
She’s knackered and stressed (has she mentioned this yet)
She’s exhausted, she gave up vaping for one day and she’s back on it.
Apologising for moaning, reckons she has Harvey coming up this week, so has to deal with that. Mentions stress again, the other 2 kids don’t stop arguing, then Princess is coming up.
Viewers questions.
One Christmas wish? Her reply a Christmas on her own (I’m sure that could be arranged 🤣)
She wants to do nothing on Christmas Day, not even going to clear the mess up, she doesn’t care what it looks like, she’s going to have me time.
She’s got ALL the kids here, in an apartment, 2 bed apartment, she can’t wait for NYE and she’s doing nothing for that. She doesn’t care.
She’s lost her voice
Highlights this year…she’s had so many serious behind the scenes dramas going on 🤔🤣 the up side, she’s got through all she has, she’s achieved a lot, as well as having all the kids, lots of things have come her way, I’ve had the stresses, but I’m still here, she’s excited for next year. She begs for nice headlines next year, she hasn’t had any bad headlines for the panto (oh yes you did)
Big party next year, she will look younger as she gets older. 🙄
Her stresses next year, Harvey if he’s going to stay at college or not, deal with the kids schools. ( She didn’t mention her bankruptcy)
She is focusing on HER career next year and get back riding the horses.
Live pod tour next year.
Never underestimate the Pricey
They are both knackered.
Her head is knackered
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lots she wants to tell, but can’t until next year
Begging for subscribers to VIP
Look forward to your summaries, you really do it well and the group appreciate it. Do you think Kieron’s post about
This weeks pod. Moan, moan, moan.
They only had time to do less than 20 minutes as both so busy, I hope the people who pay a subscription get longer. 😏
She starts off. I am broken, exhausted, knackered, her head is ready to explode from reading scripts and going on TT, her brain has been worked so hard.🤭
Moaning about the songs again. She’s stressed.👍
She has balls’d her lines up and made stuff up (hopes no one noticed)
Forgot the words to a song and was relying on Lucy to carry her.
The day she recorded this (late Monday) took kids to cinema, Liverpool Winter Wonderland, when really she just wanted to be at home, in bed and not talk to anyone.
Both of them have had hard weeks juggling everything 🙄 but dedicated to doing the pod.
Blaming Bunny for changing the password on her phone, so she’s had 5 days without a phone (except Bunny didn’t go up until she finished school, so that doesn’t add up) 😡 so she’s had to buy another new phone 😡😡😡 and another new number 🤔
SFP has had to take her calls from everyone. SFP is stressed over moving.
KP now complaining her eyes are red, she’s very white as not had any sunbeds, not had nails done, forgot her make up bag. She gets 45 minutes for lunch, so she went to Boots and picked a load of makeup, so looked tit in panto, so was going to buy a load more.
Just bought a Christmas tree for £30, Bunny saying it’s not got any baubles, but KP doesn’t give a duck, at least it’s a tree.
So she’s going to wrap presents tonight, as next day off is Christmas Day, she’s got the biggest headache.
She is writing her book.
Christmas Day she’s staying in Liverpool on Christmas Day. Says she’s exhausted again. She’s not cooking, going to get a takeaway curry.
Brother Dan is in Thailand.
She’s shitting herself again about the panto.
SFP says she’s got removals in to pack for her, KP has the cheek to call her a lazy bleeping witch, this is from the woman who can’t wash her own hair!
KP reckons she is organised chaos and knows where everything is.
She’s had to buy a massager from John Lewis as her back and feet are in agony.
The cast of the panto are so supportive. They are definitely carrying her. The costumes are the best of the best.
She’s knackered and stressed (has she mentioned this yet)
She’s exhausted, she gave up vaping for one day and she’s back on it.
Apologising for moaning, reckons she has Harvey coming up this week, so has to deal with that. Mentions stress again, the other 2 kids don’t stop arguing, then Princess is coming up.
Viewers questions.
One Christmas wish? Her reply a Christmas on her own (I’m sure that could be arranged 🤣)
She wants to do nothing on Christmas Day, not even going to clear the mess up, she doesn’t care what it looks like, she’s going to have me time.
She’s got ALL the kids here, in an apartment, 2 bed apartment, she can’t wait for NYE and she’s doing nothing for that. She doesn’t care.
She’s lost her voice
Highlights this year…she’s had so many serious behind the scenes dramas going on 🤔🤣 the up side, she’s got through all she has, she’s achieved a lot, as well as having all the kids, lots of things have come her way, I’ve had the stresses, but I’m still here, she’s excited for next year. She begs for nice headlines next year, she hasn’t had any bad headlines for the panto (oh yes you did)
Big party next year, she will look younger as she gets older. 🙄
Her stresses next year, Harvey if he’s going to stay at college or not, deal with the kids schools. ( She didn’t mention her bankruptcy)
She is focusing on HER career next year and get back riding the horses.
Live pod tour next year.
Never underestimate the Pricey
They are both knackered.
Her head is knackered
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lots she wants to tell, but can’t until next year
Begging for subscribers to VIP
thanks DC you summaries so well. It is appreciated. Do you think stuff she mentions here ties in with Kieron and Michelle post about group effort but she is still standing? Sad for J&B - not going to have a great Christmas x
 
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Poor Marie Antoinette in the backround having to look at THAT every day.

Skank wouldn't even know who that is she'd squak 'isnt that a porn star I think I've heard of her before'

Uneducated twunt
"Yeah wewl Ize doo knaaw 'oo dat bird iz innit! Isss Marrreee Antwonette an' shee sed "Let dem eeet cayke........................ braaaahn cayke an' lotts ov it!"
Seee! I ain't fick at awl - she woz in Girls Alaaaahd weren't she?

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Why is she using Kylie Jenner's face, lol!
Cos her own is hideous :)
 
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