Katie Price #340 Her Beauty isn’t Sleeping, it’s comatose!

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Oooh just realised after her little TT flurry of JYY and TT shop selling activity on Monday morning, we haven‘t had anymore of the daily promised TT selling, today or yesterday…..oooh has Madam finally realised it’s too much for her to do TT around 3 daily Panto performances. Darth Jeyda must be fuming having travelled all the way up there just for a few hours on Monday so far 🤔😁 Clowns the pair of them 🤦🏽‍♀️
 
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Sadly there wasn't going to be a Stanley Christmas dinner picture Helena,,, both my sons are going to their girlfriends families for Christmas day and when i mentioned it to the neighbours little girl she said "don't worry Ty&Diesel can come to mine for dinner" so sons and dogs are deserting me, but not to be downhearted just done some chips for myself.😘🤣View attachment 2642055
Don't worry Stan cos I will be on my own as usual :) Daughter is a ferry/plane flight away and has only a a small 2 bed place. Used to be able to go when my grandson was small as he would crash in his mum's room but now he's a strapping 19 year old, I don't think he would like to be on the floor now :) Plus she has has a new fella so he may well be staying over during the Christmas period:)
 
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Munchy Moose, was that what one of you brilliant Tattlers called her? Very apt, she's getting MASSIVE!🤣
Wasn’t that to do with her moose knuckle eating her trousers ?

Who knows , we have so many names for her & insult her so much it’s easy to get mixed up 😂😂

I love it !!! Do you love ittttt? 😂😂😂
 
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Skank recorded this just before 3 more performances today, I know she hasn’t got much dialogue but her voice is really going here and she shouts the lines she does have….she will struggle to get to the end of this run with her voice intact. Any other performer would rest up that voice, but she’ll be probably shouting all day long, her gob never shuts 🤦🏽‍♀️ That filter, her face is just a blur, Skank a word, you do not look like the young women in the cast, you actually look like an additional drag queen on stage 🤦🏽‍♀️

 
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All, stop going on about offtopic stuff. Mods don't have time to deal with everyone reporting each other.

If you want to chat nothing to do with katie price use the chatter threads
 
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HaaaHaHaaaaaaaHaHaHaaaaaaHah! (Pauses to breathe). Skank cooks a whole Christmas dinner? HaaaHaHaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Oooh just realised after her little TT flurry of JYY and TT shop selling activity on Monday morning, we haven‘t had anymore of the daily promised TT selling, today or yesterday…..oooh has Madam finally realised it’s too much for her to do TT around 3 daily Panto performances. Darth Jeyda must be fuming having travelled all the way up there just for a few hours on Monday so far 🤔😁 Clowns the pair of them 🤦🏽‍♀️
It will be interesting to see if she has a voice left by the end of the week. I bet her next TT will have loads of messages about non delivery and ruined Christmases for the gullibles who have bought her Temu crap.
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HaaaHaHaaaaaaaHaHaHaaaaaaHah! (Pauses to breathe). Skank cooks a whole Christmas dinner? HaaaHaHaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn't you know she's cooking Spag bol for the whole clan (even Junior who's been out out for almost a decade) but she's making it festive with added Yorkshire Puddings. She would have cooked Turkey but the only thing Turkey-like in their rented hovel is their Teef.
 
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Poor Marie Antoinette in the backround having to look at THAT every day.

Skank wouldn't even know who that is she'd squak 'isnt that a porn star I think I've heard of her before'

Uneducated twunt
 

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… anyway… 😅

What’s everyone doing for Xmas?

Don’t answer that….

No matter how tit our situations could be, or even how amazing they are…

We could be round Skanks having an amazing dinner all cooked in 1.5hrs - could you imagine that?

Do we think she’ll have a full house? Next thread we should do a poll at the beginning 😂
 
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Poor Marie Antoinette in the backround having to look at THAT every day.

Skank wouldn't even know who that is she'd squak 'isnt that a porn star I think I've heard of her before'

Uneducated twunt
Okay so ignoring the fact that she's been filtered to duck and still looks like tit, but who thought it was a good idea to have a jumper with a high neckline (assuming to keep you toastie warm) and then have giant slits in the shoulders. It's a bit like a chocolate teapot.

Trouble is she is the modern day Marie Antoinette, she continues to squander everyone else's riches whilst her creditors don't even get any (cake) crumbs. If only we could install our own guillotine for a swift justice for the evil witch
 
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Okay so ignoring the fact that she's been filtered to duck and still looks like tit, but who thought it was a good idea to have a jumper with a high neckline (assuming to keep you toastie warm) and then have giant slits in the shoulders. It's a bit like a chocolate teapot.

Trouble is she is the modern day Marie Antoinette, she continues to squander everyone else's riches whilst her creditors don't even get any (cake) crumbs. If only we could install our own guillotine for a swift justice for the evil witch
Oh dear Lordy, I like that sweater. I like pink. I like turtle neck, and I like my upper arms on show as tattooed...

I'll see myself to the door.
 
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Same here! Have a constant hum in my left ear and the hearing is shot to pieces - thankfully the right is still OK :)
Could Drive you round the twist sometimes, I’ve had tinnitus nearly 30 years, I Thought in my younger years, not only to be a completely Obnoxious witch and have a convertible car with 3 Amps and a Bassbox, Oh no that wasn’t enough I would stay either right by the Speakers at clubs or Venues or Sit/ Hang/ Dance 🕺 on the Fooking Speaker Boxes!!
it’s no wonder I’m Deaf as a post at 54 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I look back, Christ on a Bike, I really was one obnoxious Biaatch 😱😱😱😱
On Topic Skank However I reckon Skank could with her shouting and screeching Beacon a herd of wildebeests currently residing in Botswana 🇧🇼
 
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'Quick let's get a snap of me with my food shopping for JYY this tit suit will sell out after'
That bleeping gum shield :sick:
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Poor Marie Antoinette in the backround having to look at THAT every day.

Skank wouldn't even know who that is she'd squak 'isnt that a porn star I think I've heard of her before'

Uneducated twunt
Uggghhhh I just know that jumper is 'acrylic'
 
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Poor Marie Antoinette in the backround having to look at THAT every day.

Skank wouldn't even know who that is she'd squak 'isnt that a porn star I think I've heard of her before'

Uneducated twunt
Why is she using Kylie Jenner's face, lol!
 
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