I keep having this mad idea but I doubt it'll ever happen cos I'm private and a bit shy:It's going to have to take someone in the business to do an interview either tv or newspaper to bring her down. I also don't think she's big enough of a star these days for journalists to bother to take her down especially if she would sue them
I'd love to meet Charlie Chittenden to discuss his 'artwork' and why I felt compelled to buy his 'Kipper in oil' painting. T'would be tongue-in-cheek a'la Mrs Merton style. Already have little sound-bites in my head popping up!
![Smiling face with halo :innocent: 😇](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f607.png)
![Face with hand over mouth :face_with_hand_over_mouth: 🤭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92d.png)
![Shushing face :shushing_face: 🤫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92b.png)
![Pile of poo :poop: 💩](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f4a9.png)
Come on Krusties - talk me into it!