still got the short nails then? run out of money to get them done?
No one will do them free anymore.still got the short nails then? run out of money to get them done?
like how she says received her copy not BOUGHT A COPYGood lord! Latest IG post. Absolutely out of it with 80s rock band hair?!
Old pic ... look at the short pink nails .. and it's that same filthy top she wore for days when she had that meltdown and Slimi flew her to Spain with Sinky ... this was pre the epic hair 'blow out' when they sobered her up long enough to put a wig on it to meet with has been 'Benidorm' bit part actor and writer to pretend she was there for meetingsGood lord! Latest IG post. Absolutely out of it with 80s rock band hair?!
duck me its Rod Stewart.Good lord! Latest IG post. Absolutely out of it with 80s rock band hair?!
So SFP wrote it thenKP knows the word wholesome?![]()
It's boring in skankyland and seen as she's quiet and still deflecting, here's some food porn from #OnlyStans no charge.View attachment 2206077View attachment 2206078
Of course she does, it's her chat up line " can you help with my fanny holesome one needs to find my tampon".KP knows the word wholesome?![]()
Oh Stan, you angel, you added peas....!It's boring in skankyland and seen as she's quiet and still deflecting, here's some food porn from #OnlyStans no charge.View attachment 2206077View attachment 2206078
I loved Smash Hits, I couldn’t wait for the next issue to be released and kept them all!If anyone else read Smash Hits back in the day, this hair of Skank’s View attachment 2205922is what they used to call a “fright wig”. Goes along with her fright face I suppose![]()
Fuuuucking hell, it’s like the little mermaid died and has been found face down in a creek 3 months later!Wonder if Rymi will stay until next weekend until KP gets there.
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Not just peas fresh from the allotment rustic garden peas.Oh Stan, you angel, you added peas....!
I've mentioned before that she's nicking old curtains from 'Orsham Matters sorting warehouse - my son had Care Bear curtains in his bedroom 39 years ago. Obviously skank swipes them from the depot and gets some fool to turn them into clarsy bikikynis for herI have a theory on all this JYY grannies curtain trousers stuff.
Why has suddenly been clocking hours up at the local charity shop?
To bring home Old curtain material for sinkboy to sew up, and remember Jett hasn't been at school in months so possibly in the production team.
The she plonks her blown up minging arse on the kitchen bench, legs akimbo, for the "photoshoot"
Then there's the bikinis made from the scrap cut offs!!!!!
Jesus krusties! How did we miss this, the clues are all there.
Probably the reason why skanks buttering up that Rosie character needs someone to dump the kids on for the weekend so she can go bat nan crazy in Ibiza, think sink boy and slymi Rymi have told her no kids aswell so they can go out clubbing.I loved Smash Hits, I couldn’t wait for the next issue to be released and kept them all!
Skanky’s birthday celebrations were a serious letdown, I really hope she plans on letting her hair down this weekend Ibiza. If she does, we could be in for a tit storm her self control is almost nonexistent presently, but get her in party mode and all bets are off. She needs a little ego boost I think as she’s clearly VERY aware of how bad she looks. You never know some young beer goggles wearing muppet on a dare may give her a little attention and boost her enough to think she’s still Katie Price Mother of the Year, gorgeous former glamour model and entertainment industry survivor extraordinaire!! All sorts of shenanigans could then ensue!.
…what da duck is wrong with her hand??Good lord! Latest IG post. Absolutely out of it with 80s rock band hair?!
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Chicken, onions, rustic peas a quick homemade curry paste garlic, chilli, ginger, mixed spices, curry powder and then added a tin of coconut milk.That curry looks lovely. What's in it?
Limahl called, he wants his hair back Katie!Good lord! Latest IG post. Absolutely out of it with 80s rock band hair?!
Haha I just posted the same thing! And how disgusting of her, grabbing that much in freebies. Still more fool Smyths for giving them to her in the first place! Remember when Cherie Blair did a similar thing at a clothing store? Was offered to take a 'few items' and she grabbed thousands of pounds worth, despite her husband being PM at the time!Does anyone else remember when Smyths Toys said she could have some 'freebies' for publicity? The greedy cow filled 4 trolleys! When she was called out on it she said she had spent £4,000! A chum worked for Smyths at the time and confirmed that they were free and staff were shocked at how much she took.
She looks like Limahl from Kagagoogoo!
Lest we forget, @pepe le pew , as well as all the above charges you listed, Kipper has admitted to needing a drink or a sniff before going before a live audience, eg Loose Women and Stephs' Packed Lunch.Let’s remember that Katie Price has a revenge porn offence against her too, yet ITV, BBC, and Channel 4 give her money and airtime.
I think it’s time for a petition. A properly worded petition. As viewers and consumers of these media companies we shouldn’t have to watch sex predators, animal abusers and drunken junkies on our screens.
Price has a conviction for revenge porn. She has a restraining order for abusive behaviour.
We already know the police give her a pass. And what are the Metropolitan police nowadays but rapists, murderers, sex predators, domestic violence, and liars. Hundreds of them sacked in the past couple of years.
We need a media we can trust.
We don’t have that.
Those roasties looks so good StanIt's boring in skankyland and seen as she's quiet and still deflecting, here's some food porn from #OnlyStans no charge.View attachment 2206077View attachment 2206078