Look I’ve got to be careful , was talking to that Benidorm writer over a pint , and he gave a few things away about their project , But don’t want him to know I’ve been talking to you
It’s a series
Inside the MM
Episode one The Pinocchio effect : A woman finds an ancient Artifact, and after that every time she tells a lie her tits grow bigger
Episode two Shallow Cole : A man gets stuck in a lift with a guru , and after that every ugly woman he sees looks beautiful, and he falls in love with a right skank
Episode three: Pet semetary : A woman gets cursed by a gypsy, every animal she comes into contact with dies, and she buries them in the grounds of her house but they don’t come back to life
I’ll try to get some more out of him