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Katie Price #275 The Pain in Spain is circling the drain.
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Of course not. All the fault and blame lies with Pete Yer bleep and Kieron Yer Wanka.
It is absolutely and positively NUFFINK to do with skank - she's the mowst amaaaaaaaaaaaawin' muvva innit
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Oh duck! She was hunting him down after all? Derren WTF are you doing with this thing? It'll destroy your reputation!!
Yet it becomes apparent why it was stalking Chrissy Rock - it was after Derren Litten! It also seems to think he's going to find "work" for her too, maybe write a show about an past-it, plasticised old munter hiding out on the Costas searching for drink/drugs and dimwit toyboys all based on one of the caravan parks of course.? Maybe she could be the slightly younger version of Madge Harvey?
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Morning Krustiefluffies.
Been catching up.
Oh gawd Iโm gasping for some 
.Hopefully 
Been catching up.
Oh gawd Iโm gasping for some .Hopefully She was trawling the Costas for him, CR must have been her route into the clique but my friend knows him so I'd better have a word.
In any case Derren said he was not writing any more Benidorm as it has run its course to which any further series would make it beyond the ridiculous it was supposed to be, not to mention the association with the skank that'll torpedo any project.
I wonder if she's proposing he write a show with her as a slightly younger Madge coping (??) with her 7 daughters (because she's an amaaaaaain' Muvva)? madge in benidorm - Bing images
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Working title ofI did a quick Google and IMDB on Derren Litten as Iโve never heard of him but as we donโt have broadcast tv, I didnโt think it that surprising. Having read his IMBD, Iโm still wondering who is he?
Itโs great being in talks with a writer, but you have to find a buyer willing to distribute, who is going to take a series with Skank in now? Itโs not as if sheโs some great actress or a talented comedian, she canโt even portray herself anymore sheโs that far gone. I donโt think anything will come of this, sheโs damaged goods, her brand is now too toxic especially after last weekโs revelations from Bunny. Sheโd have to be seen to be cleared by SS for the public to even think of watching something with her in it.
perhaps he is going to write her autobiography? She has been talking about how her next autobiography is going to be explosive
"The Dairies off an' 'ol slaaaaaaag. My Lyfe wiv men 'oo yewse MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but Ize invincibubble Innit"
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Goodmorning everyone! Spot on comment about the gap between their pelvis area! Shows no sexual energy.
Has he given her and SB jobs handing out flyers in the English Square??
OMFG - its going to be the Noo Sticky Vicky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50 gallon oil drums out of her foof etc.............................
body language says it all really
It's like kissing your granny when you are a kid .........oh sorry he is
Omg it like Peter Kayes 'Chorley Fm' ... the kind of community radio station you get the weird unknown local people being DJs, their pics advertising it on your local chip shop wall because no one has any idea it exists ... God Almighty the doors really are shut on her now if this is the best she can get. Just embarrassing
I actually asked for this picture on the IG post about Harv being in the talent show so it's official. Me and Skanky are BFF'S
So which is it then ... 2yrs of meetings or trying to get a meeting for 2yrs ... with a guy who runs a local bar ... not hard to do Slymi, anyone could have a meeting with him tomorrow ... at least get your BS timeline straight ... idiot
I'll believe it when I see it
full of shite 
Iโve never watched Benidorm, aware of itโs existence, think it was very popular in itโs day, but that was a while ago now, looking at this Darren on Wikipedia things ainโt been good for him lately, ooooh very much like Skank
His wikiโฆ
Litten wrote and directed the sitcom Scarborough for the BBC. It started airing in September 2019. It was poorly received by critics,and cancelled after one series.
In 2020, following information that Scarborough had been axed by the BBC, Litten embarked on a new career, purchasing a bar in Benidorm. The bar opened in July 2020 and is named Mateo's Bar after a character in the show. The venue features real-life props from the set of Benidorm, and guest appearances from cast members from the show. In September 2020, due to enforced quarantine rules from COVID-19. Mateo's was temporarily closed
As you say Tracey, 2 years in discussion, what a load of bs, heโs done nothing in the last couple of years but run a bar
looks to me like a couple of desperate people touting for work. He might have had success with Benidorm, but TV is fickle, heโs been chewed up and spat out by the machine ever since, I doubt anything will come of this partnership, Skank canโt act, sing or even stick at anything for longer than 5 minutes, this โprojectโ if it ever gets off the ground is doomed, Skank has zero talent for what he has planned and she looks hideous now, few want to see this Skank in anything at all, most want her gone from our screens, but in a way I canโt wait to see what this is all about, the big laughs are gonna be coming our way. 
Thereโs a Facebook post from the sun on her OF earnings โฆ I couldnโt help but have a bit of a snigger at this one about Harveyโs iPad
Theres always a slight element of truth in the ramblings.She is probably going to take part in a podcast.
I donโt know why anyone bothers, she just repeats the same thing.
Exes.....mental elf.....kids my world....lots of upcoming work....never underestimate The Pricey....boobs.....woo hoo.
I donโt know why anyone bothers, she just repeats the same thing.
Exes.....mental elf.....kids my world....lots of upcoming work....never underestimate The Pricey....boobs.....woo hoo.
Says a lot about slymi Rymi and his industry connections it's took 2yrs to get his star client skank a job as a barmaid or toilet attendant in his bar.
Please let her have a residency in Mateo's bar not quite Vegas but worth it for the laughs 
He should have called me! I could have pointed him in the direction of a temp agency sheโd have been found work within weeks. Actually I hear that due to the Skanks PA fees, they are planning on using her to decorate the outside of a few churches. Theyโll obviously supply the uniform.Says a lot about slymi Rymi and his industry connections it's took 2yrs to get his star client skank a job as a barmaid or toilet attendant in his bar.
Thereโs no way I would be posting picture on my organisationโs social media where a celebrity is giving the two fingered salute.
What am I talking about, she isnโt even a celebrity.
Rim Me is just a low level conman isnโt he, a grifter at the bottom of the entertainment industry, scratching away for scraps on the floor and bones some chancer might throw his way. Kinda love this is what her โmanagementโ is now, shows how far she has fallen, he might get her freebies but heโll never get her any decent work, if the Red Tops stopped paying him for his staged pics his career would be over, reckon thatโs where most of his income comes from. Long may Skank stay with him, guy has no connections in the industry, blokeโs a joke, woo hoo you gotta love it.Says a lot about slymi Rymi and his industry connections it's took 2yrs to get his star client skank a job as a barmaid or toilet attendant in his bar.
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