The penny has just dropped now, who this con artist Ryan is. I had dealings with him on behalf of KFP & AFP. They had paid for a holiday up front that he arranged & hadn’t received the tickets or confirmation. Mr PP, Leandro, AFP & KFP, think it was a villa in Spain or Portugal. I was working in London & he wouldn’t take their calls & eventually shut the phone off completely. They asked if I could try to get hold of him. I tried the number many times & eventually got through. He denied he had been given any cash to arrange a holiday. Cut a long story short, they never got their money back or the holiday! He looked a lot different then (2012). He was quite often at KFP house before this. Wonder how he’s now back on the scene? She really must be desperate for ‘friends’. Wonder if AFP & Skank got their money back now?
Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City
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If Skanky made it for her before the hasty departure she'll be dropping her lot after one slice .
See you later
Hope SFP drops her coronation victoria sponge
It isn't much of a life is it? She's got no inner reserves so can only exist when there are other people around her. She's an empty vessel, you know the kind, the ones that makes the most noise. Does she ever spend so much a five minutes on her own? She's so bloody needy. I couldn't cope with an emotional sponge like her.Happy Coronation Day Krusties - just think - most of us will be enjoying today with friends, family or just our beloved pets, watching history and making memories - she is stuck in the back end of nowhere with nobody around her who loves her and without her kids - that will ding dang do for me today, hope she enjoys every second of her wasteful lonely life. Enjoy today
Are the SS really so stoopid as to allow that thing to adopt a baby after the crap she's inflicted on five others already???? Don't think do!
Just thinking out loud, how many small packages would fit in a wizard’s sleeve? A really stinky, gross one to put the dogs off the scent?
I like to imagine her in one of those Thai jails with just a mattress on the floor and a few meagre possessions, moaning about the UK government not doing enough to get her out.Hello, how are we all ?….Um ? ….promise I’ll stop this soon
Woke up, had a smile on my face as I consumed breckie thinking how wonderful it is that the two children are out of her evil claw-like hands this coronation weekend, woo hoo do we all love that, yes we do. Expect the three clowns got drunk last night, and they are all looking hideously hungover this morning, bickering at each other as they plan another pointless empty shallow day of parading Skamk around in an ill fitting bikini looking the ghastly caricature she is now, displaying her stretched ugly wonky breasts in all their horrendous glory, and calling it ‘work’. I’ll just sit back and laugh at whatever pathetic japes they get up to today, knowing the kids are away from it all, brings me a sense of enormous well-bring
I have a dream, it’ll probably never happen, but wouldn't it be lovely, let’s see what this coronation day brings in the world ofthat is ‘Skanky Life’….
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That looks like a Blood Moon - probably tastes similar as wellThe Price clan's party will be a bit sparse I imagine, No Qween Kipper, so no Harvey, no Jett and Bunny.
Her cake looks a bit burnt actually. Just get one from Tesco or the Co-op Sophie, they do nice cakes for about 3 quid.
Also a cooking tip Sophie, before you spread the jam, warm it gently first a little bit which will make it flow better. That way you don't get the big lumps!
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Slice of lumpy clot jam anyone? 
Sorry to anyone having their breakfast
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Sorry to anyone having their breakfast
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I might watch it to see if any protestors manage to slip through! Andrew has already got a booing apparently.
I have no interest in it either but we have a public holiday over this long weekend anyway for 1945 remembrances. Actually May has at least one public holiday per week so even less gets done in France than is normal, therefore if you want anything "official" done don't even think about submitting in May or August because it won't be. C'est la vie 
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I wonder if AFP hates him like she does all other men (except the philandering PFP)?
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Jeeez I'm sure she could stuff a couple of kilos up there, particularly as she could insist The Browkern Trotterz are playing up so SB has to wheel her about on a wheelchair through Customs, that way theres no danger of any of it dropping out onto the floor in the Arrivals Lounge
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With you Crow. Bad night too and anti-monarchy. Will be avoiding it all. I wonder if the fetid Skanky creature will make a statement about it? Being upstaged isn’t her bag though.
Just watching a bit of the coronation (not a monarchist, just intrigued at all the bling on show ) before I pop out for the day, and oh my just seen Joanna Lumley, wow she’s 77, and still looks absolutely fabulous, gorgeous outfit, she’s everything Skank isn‘t, talented, beautiful and no dumb surgery, gee she has aged so wonderfully.
33 years difference in age, Joanna looks way younger, 100x more stylish and is 100x the better woman in every area you can think of, why do our media pander to the likes of Skank
….Go Jo 
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) before I pop out for the day, and oh my just seen Joanna Lumley, wow she’s 77, and still looks absolutely fabulous, gorgeous outfit, she’s everything Skank isn‘t, talented, beautiful and no dumb surgery, gee she has aged so wonderfully.33 years difference in age, Joanna looks way younger, 100x more stylish and is 100x the better woman in every area you can think of, why do our media pander to the likes of Skank
….Go Jo ….
He may be living his best life now, so was kieran, Alex, Pete, Leo and the rest to start with. Once it has enough and a new guaranteed egg lined up, he'll be chucked, humiliated and destroyed by her. We all know it, history constantly repeats itself where Kipper is concerned. The only difference this time is, I believe, she's met her match. All the others, for some reason kept tight lipped about their time with her. I don't see him doing that, I see him being every bit as nasty as she is. I think she knows this too and possibly does feel trapped not knowing what he might say or do. She's been lucky imo with the men she's been in relationships with up until now, her luck is running out
Nothing from her on Itsasham about how she was invited to the Coronation but couldn't go because she's "working" in Spain? 
No special JWhyWhy co-ord for £10? No union jack ltd edition barf bum? Not like her to miss a money making scheme 
No special JWhyWhy co-ord for £10? No union jack ltd edition barf bum? Not like her to miss a money making scheme 
We're having a coronation day with a difference in my house I've taken the girls to a local comic store for a lil treat, they're currently watching movies . I've a jamaican curry on the go and the girls are going to be baking a cake later , I've been up since 2am in pain so now I'm resting with my cats whilst watching Jess Fletch then I'm on to do some decorating.
Skanky must be seething she was not asked to the coronation, has she is one of the greatest British female icons of her time. In her own mind. After all she would turn up for the opening of a door, if she got a bit of free publicity out of it.Just for Men - he's probably completely grey under the dye which is the penalty for being around skank more than a day
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Not Schindler's List but Skanky's List, one containing the kids whose lives she has ruined backed up by all the folks she's ripped-off and conned. They could pelt her with dogshit collected from the floors at the crappy Shack
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No doubt her spokesperson (cough cough SFP) will put something on KFPs IG later on about the Coribobs 
Just remembered Skanky magazine said she was presenting the coronation on the BBC, but she’s done a runner to Spain instead ! Have to say I don’t think there’s a lot of truth in that magazine, not gonna trust it in the future, how disappointing ….
Nothing from her on Itsasham about how she was invited to the Coronation but couldn't go because she's "working" in Spain?
He must be a lot older than he says he is then. On his Instagram he’s supposedly only 27.
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