Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City

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Deflection time? Suddenly remembered she has kids
"Oi luk yew lot! Ize a grate MUVVA inn eye? Luk at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 'ere wiv My Kids, dey luvs ME an' yew can tell in dese pikchus. Iye ain't gunna let nowun take dem away from ME beycorsz Iye Neyds dem - fuck - I meyn DEY neyds MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Enny case I ain't gonna go to sum stoopid meytin - dey downt noww nuffink!"
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Well I'm nearer AFP's age and I still look better than skanky does!
 
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I really hope you're right.. I don't like to get too excited too soon. How many times have we been here. Sick to death of her getting away with everything but let's hope finally things are not going to go her way
 
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What she actually means is she can’t afford a studio or a photographer/make up artist/hairdresser for a professional photo shoot so some twat takes photos on an iPhone whilst she changes in the car.
Which demonstrates succinctly why those cheapo JYY nylon extravaganzas it "moddles" look like they've been ground into a pavement or two before it puts them on
 
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Any admiration I had for Chrissy Rock, has just flown out of the window.
awe dont be too hard on her, skanky would have tracked her down relentlesly to "bump into her", just to ride on her popularity coatails, grift a few meals and introductions to any of her contacts. perhaps skankys looking to stay out there now, that sticky ,vicky's retired (or died). maybe bikini lady, has made her a miniature flag bunting for SB to pull out of her fanny,along with a row of nokia's and the kings marching band ?
 
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Its her eyes for me, how on earth has she managed to make one of them smaller?? I’m sure she always had quite big eyes previously. Was it the cat eye surgery that she had that ruined them? As she had that reversed didn’t she but it’s caused so much damage. Shocking really. She must be gutted surely?
 
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What are everyone's thoughts on why they never post photo's of them together?
Hate each other, he looks forced doing the ‘walking photos’, grimacing and always looking down at the ground, her with a fake smile on her face, it’s just hate now between them, pure hate, they reached the point where they cant be bothered with the fakery on their IG ‘s, just throw out the odd ‘walking together, uncomfortably holding hands’ photos will do now, to keep the pretence up. Can’t see how they can sustain this much longer but both are so afraid of what they know about each other, plus he enjoys his minuscule amount of fame and the free holidays, she can’t get a new egg and despite hating him she has to have someone by her side to do her bidding, so the circus continues…….for now,
 
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Vic and Bob made a music video in the skanks honour haha
I love this so much, probably one of my fav Vic and Bob songs ever, love ‘em…Tiny eyes, like two tiny butter beans…..they sing it with such passion and sincerity God they’ve brilliant.
 
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I love this so much, probably one of my fav Vic and Bob songs ever, love ‘em…Tiny eyes, like two tiny butter beans…..they sing it with such passion and sincerity God they’ve brilliant.
One of the young people I work with, if he's having a crappy day we put this on, makes him laugh and for a moment forget.
 
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It took me a while but she blocked me eventually
She blocked me from my spying account after I had looked at the account who cannot be named stories a while back. I hadn’t even been on her page at all. It was the only way she could have seen me. I also wasn’t on any follow lists.
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What are everyone's thoughts on why they never post photo's of them together?
They hate each other. I don’t think they’re in an actual relationship. He’s some sort of bizarre hired help.
 
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What are everyone's thoughts on why they never post photo's of them together?
Maybe the great “ uncoupling “ on insta coincided with them both admitting that the relationship ( such as it was ,),had fizzled out romantically.
He never was in love with her anyway, but I think they had enough in common to keep it going.
Now, it’s purely business, and the fear of reprisal, with the unspoken agreement to be discreet and not humiliate each other.
Kp keeps breaking this, which is why SB occasionally goes off in a strop and unfollows her.
I think she has realised that getting a new egg (who is prepared to play the game), is getting more difficult, so better keep SB ,just in case she needs a driver or “ loved up couple shots” for backgrid.
 
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He sure is struggling to keep up the pretence
Start of the relationship VS current day
 

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