Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City

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Anyone else thinking skank has been ignoring calls and Sophie the source has had a visit or phone call then rang skank with some bad news.
I’m going to start referring to you as Stan the Seer, (Mystic Meg had shit on you!) it’s wild how often you get it right!
 
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With you Crow. Bad night too and anti-monarchy. Will be avoiding it all. I wonder if the fetid Skanky creature will make a statement about it? Being upstaged isn’t her bag though.
It's sickening watching it (I'm at work and have no choice) knowing the wealth they have whilst the country is I'm crisis, bit like Katie spending all the money of her creditors
I went off Jennifer Saunders when I found out she enjoys fox hunting. Her and Katie both animal abusers.
 
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Ah, thank you so much Jayney you enjoy your time with your old boy too see, we get moaned at on here for pet chat, but I've always said it's completely relevant we share our feelings because the Skank bag is the opposite end of the scale to all us Krusties, she doesn't give a fuck, sadly
 
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Thank you Jaynie, and big loves to your old boy told my mum about all the lovely messages from the krusties and she is very touched...amazing considering we are all evil trolls xx
 
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So I went on instagram to look at Skanky’s video,
Didn’t realise you could read comments on instagram, But you can, and can see who a lot of these people are, and it has solved one puzzle for me,
We have always wondered what type of deluded nutters make up Skanky’s fans, I always thought it was people not taking their medication, But most of the people who comment saying, “Beautiful “,
“I’m a Big fan”, Call anyone criticising her trolls,
“Love you babe” , etc etc , Seem to be hairdressers esp in extensions, , in aesthetics, work in nail bars,
Make up artists, teeth whitening, Strange people,
Frightening really, Who’d want any of these nutters near ya? Sort of like Elaine Paige following Skanky for her singing
 
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I’m going to start referring to you as Stan the Seer, (Mystic Meg had shit on you!) it’s wild how often you get it right!
I can't take all the credit Jaynie.. this is Pa Tato my Sensei, spiritual guide and the source of my mystic powers of foresight.
 
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My sister is a trained nurse who has moved to ascetics, she also has had a boob job. She was literally revolted by the twats who inject kipper ( she always has said if you have injectables you should be nurse trained ) the butterfly lips etc are not safe and only cowboys do it. As for her tits,the muscle of grant has slipped and its actually very dangerous, it can cause so many issues, whoever has done the work is unethical and seriously shit at their job... so absolutely deserved for kipper.
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I can't take all the credit Jaynie.. this is Pa Tato my Sensei, spiritual guide and the source of my mystic powers of foresight. View attachment 2153459
He's nicked sinkboys tits!
 
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I can't take all the credit Jaynie.. this is Pa Tato my Sensei, spiritual guide and the source of my mystic powers of foresight. View attachment 2153459
You are awesome Stan! Bloody brilliant but you have been uncannily close with some of your predictions, unless the only reason Skank follows the Tattle thread is to get your predictions like her daily horoscope x
 
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#275 A hideous abomination celebrating the King's "cornation"
 
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You are awesome Stan! Bloody brilliant but you have been uncannily close with some of your predictions, unless the only reason Skank follows the Tattle thread is to get your predictions like her daily horoscope x
True story this i once emailed skank and her management with a list of upcoming stories she could use and offered my services as a script/court excuse writer but never heard back. Wasn't long after i got banned from all the comments sections of all the tabroids.
 
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She’s finally blocked me - so I have a full house now! Slymi, Cole and now Skank. I am secretly pleased I’ve hit a nerve with them all.
 
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He really will xxx
I’m hoping he’s there for my Mylo, a street cat for the first few years of his life, then I moved onto his to his territory. We had a couple of getting to know you months, then he moved in permanently. He gets extra treats now, including lactose free cream and cheese (he’s a proper cheese fiend).

I’d have given any of Skanky’s cats a home and everything they needed to help them until they were ready for their furever homes, highly vetted obviously. I love dogs, but cats are my preferred furry companion. I adore my babies. They are so loving and gentle, they still have the cat sass and mischief that I love. All but one is a rescue. Where are those poor kittens? They can hate being lonely initially as they’ve just been part of a litter prior to that.
Edited to add: if this post doesn’t make much sense, then the sleeping tablets are definitely working 🥱🥱.
 
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