Tattler EXCLUSIVE!!!
So Katie you’ve moved in with Carl ?
Yeah , moved in with coal , love of my life you know?
And how’s it going?
What a gentleman, you wouldn’t know he had a Lanny , first night I moved in I cooked for him , every night after that he won’t let me lift a finger, dolly you sit down , he gets takeaways every night ,
and what’s it like living in his house?
As I said to Coal, I’ve never been in a place that feels more like home
Why is it comfortable?
Not that , I left a tap running and the ceilings fell In
I’ve seen you want to raise a petition to ban tattle life which you call a troll site?
Only that Katie price thread , skum they are
Why do they tell lies about you ?
No, the truth , that’s why they’re called trolls stupid,
I hate em all ,
All of them?
Don’t mind that Pom bear so much, she does pics of me and Cole, really lifelike, gets the teeth right and everything
Any way the burning question when’s the engagement?
My coal bought me and engagement ring, £10,000
You know , said he left it in the glovebox of Lamborghini, but can’t remember where he parked it
And how’s the music career?
Well it’s taking a new direction , because coal thinks I look and sound like Dolly Parton , country and western, got a new single coming out called
“Coles got his beer goggles on “, very sad,
About a woman whose men all leave her, she loses her house , her dogs get killed , her horse gets run over , you know the usual stuff , gets me in tears, hate to end up like that
And ur fans are worried about you money wise ,
Don’t have to worry about me there sunshine, My mates give me all their old clobber, put it on depop,
And the mugs, sorry my loyal fans think it was mine
and pay double bubble , loverly jubbly ,
and the feet ?
Well it was worse than I made out ,but didn’t say , knew my fans would be devestated, I was in the hospital and the doctors said they had good news and bad news, I said what’s the bad news ? They said they might have to amputate both my legs,
I said what’s the good news ? They said the girl in the next bed wants to buy your shoes, of course I wasn’t accepting that , the shoes went straight on depop get a better price
and of course the big question everyone wants to know , are u pregnant ? what with Peter, Kieron, your sister , Charles etc etc all having babies,
I’m not saying I am, I not saying I’m not ,
but they might be having babies , but they won’t be like mine and coals , that will be very special
Well thanks Katie for being as honest as usual
Yeah always remember, The price is right
Normal people do not exploit their kids
Normal people pay their bills and do not leave tradesman honest hard working people in the lurch
Normal people do no cheat on every man they’re with
Normal people do not turn up at their kids schools call other parents c**ts and totally embarrass their children
Normal people do not stuff so much columbian marching powder up their nose it causes a worldwide shortage
Normal people do not lie so much it makes Pinocchio seem honest
Sorry , been on a price comparison website
So all the decent people on here are scum are they ? she ain’t seen nothing yet
Well just have to work harder to expose these
Scumbags for the con artists they are
Sorry tattlers they have really pissed me off
www.thesun.co.uk
I give up and go back to Lozzas thread. At least she has a bun in the oven with underage stripper Charlie
🦭See you later lovlies
xx.
Pom work your magic..
if you look at the comments section the actual Caretaker Charlie is spilling the beans
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It all stinks and they’ve made people speculate by videoing H’s reaction, Prinny was there so why not film her reaction
. She's constantly taking the piss out of everyone. And still she's given media exposure & her tiny amount of deluded fans defend her 
