This is the stuff of nightmares
I was literally thinking the same!Kylie contemplates rushing out to Tesco to get more wine, Kylie knows it’s a Monday, Kylie doesn’t like to drink on a Monday but she reckons she might require wine with this
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It's a bit 'meta' as the kids would say, Skankie's face repeated on her other body partsThis is the stuff of nightmares.
Yep in the back of a pub.Well she "lives" there a lot "sofa-surfing", plus the drug dealer fiancé is a scouser AND she did a very small bit of panto last Christmas
Go Team Westcrack!
Oooo thanksAll I know is the teenager isn’t working for her anymore and KFP is a right bitch. So nothing we didn’t already know there!
Will try and find out more, but I’m worried about being identified, even though it’s 3rd hand gossip.
That's it
She’ll try to wing it, then if she is slated will pull out the (call me Mystic Bless), “ I have mental ‘elf cos of vile two’ll s telling me the only thing iI can act, is the eeijit.”I didn't factor in rehearsals- she will never do it, panto is brutal and you need stacks of stamina, there's no chance.
Will the “amazing 3d effects be the appearance of Grant and Phil the tits?It's role is Carabosse, the evil wicked fairy i.e. Malificent. Won't be spending long in hair and make-up then!
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<Runs to Oddschecker to see which of the bookies will give me best odds for it failing to perform/pulling out>
Oh, she can't wait to take the kids with her to make memories, apparently..... of her making a complete tit of herself. She can't even manage masterclasses sat on her arse, now pantoSo who's going to look after the kids when she's in Liverpool for the panto and she can't bloody rehearse via zoom and that's SB's hummer don't the red tops ever stop bullshitting
It’s always old bollocks with the skank, prob a lease vehicle through a company, the fucking thing is Bankrupt can’t get credit , , you’d think it had more money than bill gates, gives the impression it’s doing better than before it went bankrupt, if that was the case fucking thing wouldn’t still be bankrupt, bit like that Stephen bear wanker , they’re all at it , it’s all on top as we used to say , notes wrapped around a wad of newspaper, The rancid cow and dickwad haven’t got fuck all , all disposable money , still waiting for a Krustie to show me a picture of Carwash snogging Skanky like I asked, ok Carwash snogging slimey will doShe is just making a mockery of the bankruptcy
Would she not need insurance for panto as well, who's going to pay the premiums for a junkie?There is no way she can do panto. I hope they've got an understudy or three. Autonomous script learning followed by rehearsals, up to 2/3 shows a day, she'd be off her tits cussing and swearing by the break of the matinee. I don't think her brain could retain a scrip anymore.. Oh, and Kips can't even show up to her own events, so...
Update on my own post, husband is getting Kylie wine on his way home, Kylie is glad she didn’t choose a wanker like Sink-Boy as a partner, Kylie chose well, and it looks like Kylie is also a bit of a wrong’un as she will be drinking on a MondayKylie contemplates rushing out to Tesco to get more wine, Kylie knows it’s a Monday, Kylie doesn’t like to drink on a Monday but she reckons she might require wine with this
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Stop dissing my beauty. I'm gorgeous lol
Scruffy Bitch
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