Katie Price #263 Out from the attic, Cole has been summoned. But Kipper's still obsessed with the poor ex husband

[Rita Chevrolet]

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Using the "Mayke Meeeeeeeeeeee Loook liyke Pwincess" filter
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What's happened to Pointy Chin and the other other makeup artist who's name escapes me?

Possibly they required paying for their 24/7 devotion to heaping-on buckets of plaster to skank's distorted face?
In which case its "Off to the back of the kewe wiv yers, innit!"
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It clearly states in the community service order that the work is unpaid. She is breeching the order by setting up backgrid or her friends to take and sell photos of her in the commencement of her work.

It seems none of the fawning twats are capable to pulling the skank up on this little fact though
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especially abroad, they have armed police in most countries. when i was in spain and a customer was playing up in a hotel bar,all the male staff took him out with a trunchion !there was no messing around, police took him and his bruises and cut head and locked him up for the rest of the holiday, everyone was told he was being held for attempted rape, but he was released on the day he went home, intime for his flight. they dont mess around abroad

Indeed the gendarmes are all fully armed - even the ones who look about the same age as journalists carry guns, its only the town police who just carry huge tazers. You gotta be bloody stupid to mess with them.

 

[Rosiecosy]

Not meaning to stoke the hornets nest but I don’t have instagram so perhaps don’t have the full picture. Why is it people don’t like Michelle I don’t know anything about her

Most of us like her. She's the one who raised J and B with KH for years, kept them fed, washed, did school runs, homework, days out etc. She put up with a lot of abuse from skanky too who wished her unborn baby dead!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Do you have the pic by any chance? Not that I’m doubting you at all I just wanna see it haha xx

This is the sun lounger pic where you can see a purple lighter on the left and something that could be a fag on the right underneath? It could be a straw or something though. I wouldn't want to get in legal trouble and besmirch the angelic Pricey's reputation

Edit, I just saw Stan posted it earlier. I posted the bit with the lighter on though, so that's a bit of corroborating evidence that she is smoking at least.

 

[Pisspotshow]

Most of us like her. She's the one who raised J and B with KH for years, kept them fed, washed, did school runs, homework, days out etc. She put up with a lot of abuse from skanky too who wished her unborn baby dead!

Yes but if she was a good 'muvva' of the year she'd have dressed Bunny more appropriately in grown up clothes with nails, full face of make up, hair braided & got her a mobile and a tiktok account & exposed her to OF so she could twerk for perverts whilst keeping her away from school!
You know, a Pricey style education.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Am I the only one who's excited to see the state of Grant and Phil in the next hideous bikini? Did Kylie manage to get 'mismatched tits' on the bingo card? I wonder if the big one has dropped down even more. Hold on to your breakfast folks.

 

[Mikesqueen]

What boy over the age of 10 calls his mother mummy let alone 4 times in one brief note. He's either simple or someone wrote it for him. Mummy?

Or it was written YEARS ago and she has used it now to try and show they still have a relationship when it’s clear Junior prefers to be away doing his own thing - as he should be at his age! He is smart enough to put distance between that show.

 

[helptheaged]

Or it was written YEARS ago and she has used it now to try and show they still have a relationship when it’s clear Junior prefers to be away doing his own thing - as he should be at his age! He is smart enough to put distance between that show.

It was the message that Harvey was supposed to have sent but the newspaper said it was Junior
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KP is very quiet properly doing bikini phots so she can drip feed them to media
I wonder if she will come back for BH
Or do you think she will hide until it’s over

 

[SmillieKylie]

Am I the only one who's excited to see the state of Grant and Phil in the next hideous bikini? Did Kylie manage to get 'mismatched tits' on the bingo card? I wonder if the big one has dropped down even more. Hold on to your breakfast folks.

No I forgot to put ‘mis-matched tits’ on the bingo card, but we’ve got ‘ugly bikini photos’…that will have to do this time

Though she’s gone all quiet, so she’s probably having them fixed, it might be the end of the different sized boobs…a sad time for us all

 

[Mellow Yellow]

I've never heard that saying before, I'm only on Lauren Goodger and Britney's besides this. Skanks moves so fast blink and 10 new pages have gone by .

I go on the Phillip S thread - it is what brought me to Tattle and here. The PS thread at the minute is moving fast also

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

No I forgot to put ‘mis-matched tits’ on the bingo card, but we’ve got ‘ugly bikini photos’…that will have to do this time

Though she’s gone all quiet, so she’s probably having them fixed, it might be the end of the different sized boobs…a sad time for us all

Well,she may get a tit reduction,omg that’s goodbye to Phil&Grant..oh dear a funeral needs to be arranged.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

No I forgot to put ‘mis-matched tits’ on the bingo card, but we’ve got ‘ugly bikini photos’…that will have to do this time

Though she’s gone all quiet, so she’s probably having them fixed, it might be the end of the different sized boobs…a sad time for us all

That will do then, your bingo card is a triumph


If she was getting the norks fixed she'd have to go to Dr Franken-plov in Belgium, maybe stopping off there first. If she's gone somewhere else maybe she's having something else fixed, or just having a good old hide from the bankruptcy case?

 

[Madcatbimbo]

It pains me to say this but FPC seems to proper love her baby and is always out at age appropriate activities eg petting zoos etc then goes home and posts her homemade dinners (which look nice) not sure what her and KPF have in common at all

They're both made of plastic and fillers....?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Well,she may get a tit reduction,omg that’s goodbye to Phil&Grant..oh dear a funeral needs to be arranged.

I imagine they'll be relieved if they get detached Dolly, they can go back to the Eastend and live out their days unhindered by the thing.

 

[JaynieDay]

People must roll bloody weird shaped joints.

Not that I've ever seen one.

Moving on.
Erm.
Er.
Weather, that's always a good one.
There's some weather at the moment.

Well it’s definitely no Camberwell carrot

 

[Pisspotshow]

My guess is she's in hiding, getting loads of snaps done to drip feed to the media during the BH knowing that they will report on "biggest boobs ever in tiny bikini" complete with glowing descriptions of "auburn tresses effortlessly styled with a striking palette of full make up".
All whilst accompanied by her on-off millionaire car dealer boyfriend.
The ten year olds at the news desks can't be expected to attend & report from court during their school break times.

 

[DC16]

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[Dollylovesshoes]

Can somebody pop on Westcrack fred,I’m not sure pic is slimey and is that his lover he is with.
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Ffs effin deflection,bore of skanky.

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

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I love the expression on Harvey’s face, is he thinking, mummy you stink, get off me

 

[emmaw28]

Can somebody pop on Westcrack fred,I’m not sure pic is slimey and is that his lover he is with.
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Ffs effin deflection,bore of skanky.

I don’t think Rymi has anything to do with Chad Daddy so don’t think they’ll be socialising together but I may be wrong …

 

[JaynieDay]

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I love the expression on Harvey’s face, is he thinking, mummy you stink, get off me

It looks to me like sad resignation, poor Harvey, she will never allow him the peace to enjoy his life.