Katie Price #262 Stumpy Dumpy fell off a wall, her egg has cracked & will be her down-fall!

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Madcatbimbo

Madcatbimbo

This is honestly the first time I've heard about this Pony Club thing she set up in 2016. (Oh look, another failed enterprise...!)

Read the last two sentences of the article..!! I LOVE IT.... Do you love it...?!!

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Katie Price's Pony Club is themost pointless exercise in Tv history

Don’t assume this is nothing more than a show about six rich kids trotting around. As Junior said: “People expect our house to be diamonds everywhere. But we just basically live a normal life.” Hmmm, right
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Madcatbimbo

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Oh these stories just get better and better.... There's also a video of Batnan telling someone about when she first found out about KH cheating on her...

www.dailymail.co.uk

Worse for wear Katie Price hurls insults at 'old' DJ during pub outing

Katie Price has reportedly been subject to more heartbreak after discovering Kieran had 'sent text messages' to a girl from her horse school, Pony Club.
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closeronline.co.uk

Katie Price pulls out of TV show launch at last minute due to mystery illness

The model and businesswoman was forced to pull out of the launch of her new television show at the last minute, leaving husband Kieran Hayler to stand in. Read more on Closer
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That's my reading sorted for this afternoon...!
 
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PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy

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peaking above the parapet said:
Can we do a count down to the BH running to the theme of 10 green bottles?
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Or "There were ten narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said roll over, roll over. They all rolled over and Carl fell out. I called The Sun and the journo said, no more narcs, humping in the bed!" Now there were 9 narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said, roll over..." I wish my son would sing this ...his monkeys version is tit!
 
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SmillieKylie

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Madcatbimbo said:
Oh @SmillieKylie, you just keep outdoing yourself...! When do you go into publication...? Brilliant.
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Thank you, and thanks to all of you that loved my little magazine, wanna read it myself, looks hilarious inside 😀 Felt many of us, if not all of us felt real sadness at the untimely loss of Paul O’Grady yesterday, such a lovely, kind, generous and boy was he a very funny man, taken too soon. Also his love for animals shone through him, razor sharp and hysterically cutting as an act, but underneath the act a man of true compassion, he was the best in so many ways. Thought I’d try and cheer us up with a laugh at her expense, always good for the soul that. What will Issue 3 bring 😂
 
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Dollylovesshoes

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Madcatbimbo said:
Oh these stories just get better and better.... There's also a video of Batnan telling someone about when she first found out about KH cheating on her...

www.dailymail.co.uk

Worse for wear Katie Price hurls insults at 'old' DJ during pub outing

Katie Price has reportedly been subject to more heartbreak after discovering Kieran had 'sent text messages' to a girl from her horse school, Pony Club.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

closeronline.co.uk

Katie Price pulls out of TV show launch at last minute due to mystery illness

The model and businesswoman was forced to pull out of the launch of her new television show at the last minute, leaving husband Kieran Hayler to stand in. Read more on Closer
closeronline.co.uk closeronline.co.uk

That's my reading sorted for this afternoon...!
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Now do come back and report please.🤣
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SmillieKylie said:
Thank you, and thanks to all of you that loved my little magazine, wanna read it myself, looks hilarious inside 😀 Felt many of us, if not all of us felt real sadness at the untimely loss of Paul O’Grady yesterday, such a lovely, kind, generous and boy was he a very funny man, taken too soon. Also his love for animals shone through him, razor sharp and hysterically cutting as an act, but underneath the act a man of true compassion, he was the best in so many ways. Thought I’d try and cheer us up with a laugh at her expense, always good for the soul that. What will Issue 3 bring 😂
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So lovely Kylie,gorgeous man.❤
 
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Madcatbimbo

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Helena-botham-farter said:
Back when she had a normal-sized mouth and relatively normal dentures! Why would they have her back now, she can hardly speak and needs to lick her big downturned trout mouth every 5 seconds, who wants to watch that. :sick:

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Has she forgotten the time she slagged them off then...? It was only two years ago...!!!

'I performed like a seal': Katie Price slams Loose Women for bringing her on show during hard time | Daily Mail Online
 
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WillowTree21

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PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy said:
Or "There were ten narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said roll over, roll over. They all rolled over and Carl fell out. I called The Sun and the journo said, no more narcs, humping in the bed!" Now there were 9 narcs in the bed and the big-titted one said, roll over..." I wish my son would sing this ...his monkeys version is tit!
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Phoebe, IF KFP was in bed with 9 others, with the size of her tit's, it must have been one almighty large bed. Her & her tits would need at least a king size bed all on their own. 😂
 
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Dollylovesshoes

Dollylovesshoes

WillowTree21 said:
Phoebe, IF KFP was in bed with 9 others, with the size of her tit's, it must have been one almighty large bed. Her & her tits would need at least a king size bed all on their own. 😂
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Perhaps she had a crib side of her bed so if turning over she could out her gigantic tits in there.
 
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peaking above the parapet

peaking above the parapet

its always someone elses fault isnt it
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I think its 10 days on sunday
so I'll start then 10 green tampons hanging from her minge
 
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flowerpotno7

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I don’t know why he bothers.We know that they continually lie.And they can’t even keep their lies straight.This week they are supposed to be together aren’t they?Is this for the benefit of the BH?
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and her mental health, dont forget. ;)
 
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Allthethingsshesaid

MrsBsDayOff said:
Could be her brother Danny, he is rarely pictured with her any more, he never manages a mention on KP's IG
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Remember he was her 'svengali' in those awful tacky itv reality shows. He was really fascinated by her big norks :mcouldnt get enough

He has all her money stashed away. He played her like a cheap fiddle. IMO
 
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