Katie Price #260 Was it really Mothers Day cos KP's off and away-to fix its Turkey-Teef, but NOT in L.A.

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Do you think it is the teef?or something up?👀
both, latest photos show her with her mouth closed, gurninning away like a nutcase, she missed christmas photo oppertunity because of kids missing(JR must have said "duck that,shes spoiling my street cred,she will only want me to pose in tarten pjamas,not very ganster is it) her being pissed off her head chasing horse and dogs etc.,missing amy,.....NO WAY would she miss a Mothers Day to stiff one to Michelle and Emily,NO PHOTOS from MM and the land of disfigured Barbie, she either hasnt got the kids or like christmas,shes as pissed as a newt !
 
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Kipper is so delusional she really does believe she looks the same age has Princess, and could be mistaken for her. The worse her mental delusions increase the more isolated she will become, has people will keep away from her. All that will be left are the users, who will take advantage of her for their own ends. The likes of rim mi is just one such example.
 
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Brilliant! 😂😂😂
 
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IF as some of us suspect her teeth have fallen out, no way would she have gone to Junior's gig. All those men she believes that think she's 'hot', would be shocked to see the toothless wonder. Still, even with all the slap, wigs etc, she's unable to cover up her gruesome looks now. I think any weirdo that comes along, will only be with her for a 'dare' or laugh or what they can get. Problem is, all they'll get, is an STD & a headache from the foghorn voice. There's no DECENT man on this planet, that would want to be seen with this mutilated mutant.
wont be long before shes seeking out all her stalkers from over the years...All men obsessed with her throughout her career (unless they got treatment).even though they would be grandads and great grandads now,better than nothing 😂
 
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KP and Princess look nothing alike, Princess is like Peter Andre. Just a cheap lazy headline to fill space.
 
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I suspect they do or that she re-invents what they told her, like the report that she was given therapy on sociopaths, it was supposedly all her ex-husbands though....definitely not her :rolleyes:
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Speaking of Jnr's gig. He seems to have plenty of young female fans wanting to meet him. I wonder what Skank's reaction will be, insane jealousy perhaps, insisting she manages him so she can stop their evil influence, turning up on his dates? :sick:

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It's self-interest for sure. She'd done photo ops outside and then didn't even stay in residential. She's repeated that she goes weekly, but it hasn't stopped her month-long holiday sessions. It's the same lies about Harvy, every week my arse!
She's only done an online ferrapy corse which seems to consist of a colouring book in which she doodles stickmen pictures of All The Blokes wot dun 'er rong, oh and pikchurs if 'erself wearing a crown.
 
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KP and Princess look nothing alike, Princess is like Peter Andre. Just a cheap lazy headline to fill space.
It's funny how we all see different things... I don't see Pete in her at all. If you told me he wasn't her Dad, i'd believe you. I see nothing but Katie and Amy. Same with Junior, apart from the sallow skin. The only lucky one is Jett, he's his Dad 100%.
 
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both, latest photos show her with her mouth closed, gurninning away like a nutcase, she missed christmas photo oppertunity because of kids missing(JR must have said "duck that,shes spoiling my street cred,she will only want me to pose in tarten pjamas,not very ganster is it) her being pissed off her head chasing horse and dogs etc.,missing amy,.....NO WAY would she miss a Mothers Day to stiff one to Michelle and Emily,NO PHOTOS from MM and the land of disfigured Barbie, she either hasnt got the kids or like christmas,shes as pissed as a newt !
My money is she's in having work done, probably still has the kids and Junior is definitely not down with the roadmen !
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All the filters she uses in her pictures but she always leaves the lip pustules in.
I wondered about that as well, they must be too big to filter out 🤢
 
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It's funny how we all see different things... I don't see Pete in her at all. If you told me he wasn't her Dad, i'd believe you. I see nothing but Katie and Amy. Same with Junior, apart from the sallow skin. The only lucky one is Jett, he's his Dad 100%.
I think she looks just like Emily..........takes cover and awaits Skank's head exploding 😅
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Did she go to Junior’s concert?
Doesn't look like it. There was no sign of her in his live videos.
 
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