Katie Price #259 Couldn't be bothered to wash her kegs, so had them tattooed on instead!

[Dollylovesshoes]

For anyone new here and wondering ... Cardigan is Chad Daddy Carols on off excuse for zleb management ... Used to be in partnership with Slimy until a fake fallout (clearly still in cahoots) ... He is called cardigan because he favours wearing bejewelled cardigans like this ... Claimed to have had loads of plastic surgery and turkey teef and this is the best he can manage to look. Another professional with a face you can trust .....

Effin Westcracks so called’Bestie’.Probably supplies her.

 

[karma4klattie]

I think she’s wearing these bikini bottoms

That picture shows a big scar under her left arm I'd never noticed before, presumably explains the random location of the new tatt of a key and 'follow your heart'. If she's going to keep covering up scars how about one under her nose to hide the butchered upper lip scar below her nostrils, and another swag of flowers across her hairline to cover the forehead lift scar? But how to hide the sausage lips...........?

It’s John Arne Riise, the footballer, she also had to check on her cctv to see what she had got up to with his mate, so much for not having one night stands!

She doesn't seem to realize how abhorrent her behaviour is, loose and callous and no wonder so many men despise her and not one of them love her or want to stay with her. Cole? God knows what Cole's game is.

Or in To the bathroom where the sink is.

More like away from the bathroom where the sink is!

 

[Mellow Yellow]

Thanks @DC16 ….she made out he was a well known media personality…I’ve never heard of him!

Me neither. Checked him out on Wiki and it is just like her numerous bankruptcies.

 

[mrspig99]

Bunny’s birth…

I find it hard to believe that any hospital would allow a patient to inject themselves with something as important as a steroid injection, let alone in your own bum! Also the bit about feeling the C section, they would check first that you don't have any feeling in the area they are about to cut. Yes she may have felt the tugging sensation, that's not unusual, but certainly not actual pain. Even if she did there is no way she would be able to not cry out! I recently had to have a cyst removed from my shoulder and it went deeper than the local anaesthetic had gone and believe me once they hit that spot I yelled very loud, and I have a pretty high tolerance for pain! And as for comparing herself to Diana, oh please nobody is that interested in you!

 

[Ecosse]

Actually, my niece had a terrible experience during a C Section when she did feel the cut. She yelled though and they stopped.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

It’s John Arne Riise, the footballer, she also had to check on her cctv to see what she had got up to with his mate, so much for not having one night stands!

Again, I read this & all I can think about is her poor poor kids
She is a truly disgusting filthy sIag.
If she was a bloke she would've been cancelled a long time ago.
A whole 'career' based on opening your legs, being crude & lying. Happy to be famous for being a sIag. Leo was right, she isn't wired right.

 

[SmillieKylie]

Just watched the amazing Georgia Harrison interviewed on GMB about her horrendous and distressing experience with the vile Stephen Bear, now campaigning in getting justice for other survivors of revenge porn. Rightly the presenters are sympathetic and horrified at all she’s been through, but spare me the hypocrisy when ITV still platform Skank on GMB and Lorraine bloody Kelly despite Skank’s non custodial conviction for revenge porn with regards to her abuse of Alex Reid. Why is Skank excused and it never mentioned, totally glossed over. Makes me so angry how this is always so conveniently forgotten, why is Alex not considered a victim and the biaaaatch not black-balled from TV shows like this. It is really weird how Skank is never pulled up, it’s not as if she ever has anything interesting to say, just same old every time she appears, and as DC has shown over the past 24 hours it’s all a pack of lies flowing from her scabby herpes covered mouth anyway.

Will never understand the hold she has over TV producers, woman is irrelevant now, looks horrendous with zero talent, just a lying pile of despised by most of the public, but still she trundles on unaffected by things that would bring most zelebs down

Might add like others are saying “where the f*ck is she”, way too quiet yesterday, sounds like she has gone for more ‘treatment’ somewhere, but she would require chauffeur SB, did he fake the day with his Mum, wow if so. Also where are the kids, if B hasn't had the braids removed she will get sent home from attending school, but is she going in anyway Can’t believe Skank can continue that, but as I said earlier, where is the consequence for her actions, it’s time to stop her now, something must give soon, I’m not accepting this Teflon existence can go on much longer.

Kylie is a mardy grump this Monday morning had my fill of Skank nonsense, someone bring that Skank down this week, can we start with good news that the kids have been removed from her ‘care’, or it’s very near, I need that win

 

[Madcatbimbo]

She hasn’t had any newly published. They are all her old ones. I doubt she would get a new one published, can you imagine the number of lawsuits she would have on her hands through her lies! Although I would love to know what she would say!

I've heard her say a couple of times, including on that disastrous GB interview, that she was writing a new book. I suppose its like everything else she says she's going to do but never does...!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

That tattoo on her gut makes her pot belly show up even more!

It's too 'busy' isn't it. It's like putting a busy floral wallpaper all over your chimney breast to make a feature out of it. It's quite hilarious
how she's drawn attention to it.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I've heard her say a couple of times, including on that disastrous GB interview, that she was writing a new book. I suppose its like everything else she says she's going to do but never does...!

May not be able to find a ghostwriter anyway.

 

[Stan Butler]

Morning everyone
I see all you ladies are happy little bunny rabbits this morning sounds like a few have hangovers.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

That pile of trakkies in the background were also in that video of her flogging those awful stripey culotte thingies... How many times has she said that she's a professional mowdel and knows how to frame a photograph, etc.?!!

Katie Price shows off HUGE tattoo collection as she shares Mother's Day tribute - Mirror Online

...and she wasn't getting 'dressed up' for Mother's Day. She was flogging her stuff on Insta... as usual...!

 

[puddleduck]

May not be able to find a ghostwriter anyway.

I'll do it .. She probably rambles on and doesn't read what gets written anyway.

Sorry should have said hello first. I've lurked here for ages, liked a lot but never commented. Gob smacked most of the time.

Hope you are all well.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I've heard her say a couple of times, including on that disastrous GB interview, that she was writing a new book. I suppose its like everything else she says she's going to do but never does...!

I really doubt that would happen. What pulling power has she got in terms of audience? With all the self-publishing around these days, actual paper book publishers want to be sure they'll make money because their market share is less now. I doubt they would shell out for a decent ghostwriter for her again. So if she did try anything it would have to be put together with a cheaper writer and self-published.

She's a lazy cow though.... so like so many other things she promises it's just future faking. It's just designed to keep people thinking there's something to her.....it's all gaslighting and grifting.
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It’s John Arne Riise, the footballer, she also had to check on her cctv to see what she had got up to with his mate, so much for not having one night stands!

So she has security cameras all through the house and filmed herself shagging Mr X's mate? I wonder if she then sent that to Mr X to piss him off.
Security cameras and filming people having sex seems to be a theme with her doesn't it? Security cameras watching Kieran doing things, Security cameras watching her and guests, somehow she had footage of Alex too. Of course she's not a paranoid and controlling pervert....it's all the men!


Also it's hilarious that the mate seemed fanciable in a certain light......also known as beer goggles

 

[Upintheair83]

Her renewal vow speech

It's all I,I,I
ME,ME,ME
MY,MY,MY,MY
I'M,I'M

Everything is about her and how awful she's had it. Ffs

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She has some very strange people as her so called best friends if they not only sleep with her husband but also keep copies of his texts to show her at a later date! Who does that? Not a friend that's for sure.

It's only what she does though. It has no right whatsoever to get uppity with other women for doing exactly what she does with all her secret videos and recordings
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I really doubt that would happen. What pulling power has she got in terms of audience? With all the self-publishing around these days, actual paper book publishers want to be sure they'll make money because their market share is less now. I doubt they would shell out for a decent ghostwriter for her again. So if she did try anything it would have to be put together with a cheaper writer and self-published.

She's a lazy cow though.... so like so many other things she promises it's just future faking. It's just designed to keep people thinking there's something to her.....it's all gaslighting and grifting.
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So she has security cameras all through the house and filmed herself shagging Mr X's mate? I wonder if she then sent that to Mr X to piss him off.
Security cameras and filming people having sex seems to be a theme with her doesn't it? Security cameras watching Kieran doing things, Security cameras watching her and guests, somehow she had footage of Alex too. Of course she's not a paranoid and controlling pervert....it's all the men!


Also it's hilarious that the mate seemed fanciable in a certain light......also known as beer goggles

What's also bloody hilarious that alongside this posting I got a pop up advert for Drag Queen Wigs! Oddly enough said Drag Queens look better than it does

 

[SmillieKylie]

And another thing while I got a big case of the Monday grumps, seriously Skank f*ck off with the thinking you look-like or even remotely resemble the beautiful 28yo Ekin-Su, you really really don’t, you look like her gran if her gran was morphing into the creature from the black lagoon, Honestly you are not part of the Love Island crowd, get in the bin with your delusions, f*ck off now, and keep f*cking off till I can’t see you anymore

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

She has some very strange people as her so called best friends if they not only sleep with her husband but also keep copies of his texts to show her at a later date! Who does that? Not a friend that's for sure.

They could just not delete things, I don't really I just forget.

I'm not even sure the texts showed what she claims. Sounds to me like she gets intensely jealous and paranoid and demands to see texts. She was on film doing it with Boyson, and years before that going through all Pete's phone calls. Boyson told her she was being ridiculous as the texts were some business thing, Pete's phone calls were room service.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I'll be it's Ghostwriter. Sling a few words in there that it doesn't understand of course but as long as you keep up the output of I / Me / etc it'll never notice what else you call it. Shakespeare has some crackers to apply to it ie. "Vile, hated hagseed" Just perfect

 

[Sure…Media!]

Sorry but her eyebrows look like that time my bestie passed out at her hens night and I took to her eyebrows with a thick whiteboard marker