And so it begins!
The rehabilitation of Katie Price, best 'evva muvva, all round top bird.
So protective of her 'cubs', always got their best (financial) interests at heart.
Lucky, lucky Princess, going to have her mother by her side to guide her how to be a top mawdul of 25 years, all natural, no filters.
And to learn her the pointy toe and trout pout pose.
All the time whilst insisting that they be photographed together because, after all, the fans are all saying the same thing, just how alike they are!
And being a brand ambassador for some shite hole in Wales, she can get her a great deal on some extensions and syrups to fully match muvva's great young looks which you can playfully fondle for the camera.
Dr Plop in Belgium is lined up to put in some new norms and bash her face to match.
Hell, the red tops are falling over each other to guarantee daily coverage with 'excloosive' photo shoots round the back of some dilapidated buildings in a back alley.
Never underestimate the Pricey, the Pricey's back!
Now just let me state at my tits before you take the shot.