Well done
@WillowTree21 for the winning thread title.
Old thread here:
Mod edit, no you can't have a thread title talking about wishing you had a gun. Not acceptable! --- link to last thread https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-255-skank-feeling-hearty-at-full-moon-party-b-j-missing-will-ss-now-listen.37790/ Having to hastily complete this as @Stan Butler...
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Continue if you please!
So a little recap:
As far as we know, she's AWOL with Jett & Bunny & still in Thailand.
Kids having a very fun filled, exciting holiday & have had to sit for hours & hours while she gets tattoo's. She's obviously had bum & boob implants, so would be out of it then. She dragged them around some cheap tat & bra shops & got them a coke, while she scoffed a large ice cream sundae. Then they've had to sit there for the endless bikini pictures. Bikini's seem to have been made from a failed entrant of Great British Sewing Bee. She's burnt to a crisp & the herpes sores are even more apparent. Rest of time, she will be constantly on her phone, checking out all the articles & comments about her & getting SFP to edit/delete comments & report to redtops for stories/lies to be released.
She's probably blagging a driver, to pick her up, on her return to Heathrow, if Crawl or Edna won'r/can't.
We don't know if she's actually been allowed to take Jett & Bunny out of the country for so long or IF the school or SS/authorities will take action.
What we do know, is she is mutilated, looks dirty, off her face most of the time, has one wonky eye, one seriously deformed bigger/droopier tit & has new tattoo's that are unrecognisable as anything familiar , although it looks like one says 'FAM'.
She's seems to be mutating into some sort of reptile, and I hope she is arrested on her return to UK & J & B are reunited with their daddy, where they belong.
Thank you all again for choosing my thread title - carry on........
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