Katie Price #256 on the run, the kids aren’t having fun

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That bit really freaks me out
 
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I hope so Stan then with you he will be loved and well cared for. Fingers crossed x
 
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Fuck me Crow, I have tears rolling down, poor bloody Labrador!

I think I have worked out where the bikinis have come from … Jett and Bunny! I reckon it’s part of their “homeschooling”! See Skanky is teaching those kids some valuable life skills!
 
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@Stanbutler Look at you finding a way to make the Kipper-clusterfuck a little less hopeless! That poor pup-he's got to be wicked smart, and severely neglected, and I can't imagine this will be hard to prove. It honestly warms my heart thinking of you taking in Blade! I imagine you as a big softie, at heart-not to mention, Blade would love your cooking! I'm so rooting for this win/win now! Thanks for the delicious tea, friend! A tiny light at the end of a long-ass tunnel... We'll take it!
 
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Words fail me,
They really do fail me , but I’m going to say this a bit louder for those at the back
WTF does she look like?
Her knees look like burnt crisp packets all wrinkled
Her chest area looks ridiculous
Her body shape is odd you couldn’t bend flex that shape
Does she not posses a mirror,
How can she look at that and think it looks ok,
 
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I did the same, Mr Webster refused to believe the photo hadn’t been altered!
 
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@Stan Butler
Stan.I was just doing the dishes when something else occurred to me.Is the protection dog place big on data protection?The reason I bring this up is that we all know that many flying monkeys would be keen to find out the ids of people on this thread.I would worry if anything leaked and you got into trouble with your workplace.
You all may think I’m mad, but we know she would kick up a stink if Blade was removed( not because she cares, but because it looks bad ), and would want to know details of who complained etc.
Had to say this, even if it makes me look like a spacer.
Husband is laughing at me, says “ I’m sure that bloke ( you) knows what he is doing”
 
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Some of the comments on the fail!

Surgery, holiday, booze-up, tattoo, court (re-scheduled), surgery, photo with Harvey, booze-up, new man, court (re-scheduled), botox, "aren't I a good mum" pics with kids, booze-up, "revelation", co...

looks like a vandalized bus shelter

How lovely. Reminds me of my mum who was always getting tattooes and breast enlargements whilst absolutely leathered, when she took us on 4 week holidays during term time, trying to avoid her debts back home. Happy days!
 
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I think super-crafty cottagecore chic Edna ran those bikinis up for her using her vintage Singer sewing machine whilst in a woodland cabin... all those crazy fabrics for her crazy fun model sister
 
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It'd be great if you got him but I hope he hasn't gone too wild with not having much human interaction.
 
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No, best she's ever looked!
She's delighted with it and wants more surgery to compete next with 18 year olds now she's seen off those 25 year old munters.
I'm half expecting her to do school girl poses next, she really does look that young.
 
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She looks dreadful, she's a terrible mother who uses ALL of her children for publicity and publicity alone, and I hope all of the fans who think she is so amazing come to their senses or get crushed by falling masonry.
 
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I understand that concern too Bless, and wouldn't want anything untoward happening to our Stan. You're not mad, at all xx
 
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Her belly and legs look weird as she's had a lot of lipo. So she doesn’t really get fat in those areas anymore but they don’t match her upper body at all. When she gains weight in her stomach it just looks all stretched and bloated. She is actually still slim from the botched belly button down but the boobs are… what are those things? They are actually just getting more misshapen each day. They also make her look huge. If she took them down to the DD’s again she would probably look fairly reasonable but going by her recent fashion choices she is now wearing cheap sweat shop bikini tops and kaftans as not much else fits her

drug den moana
 
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